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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #3'''<br />
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Zarel is asked what he would do with one billion dollars.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Homestar, Bubs, Coach Z<br />
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'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Field<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Tonight on Zarel E-Mail, we talk to the one...the only...er...whoever sent this email.<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>Subject: Money </div><br />
Dear Zarel,<br />
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If you had a billion dollars, what would you buy first?<br />
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Not Your Friend,<br />
Raiku Samiyaza</blockquote><br />
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''{Zarel says "Well that's not very nice..." after reading "Not Your Friend"}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Samiyaza...that sounds like some kind of Japanese dish...aw crap...now I'm hungry! But anyway- ''{clears screen}'' A billion mig ones, eh? Er...A million big ones...a billion dollars. What would I do with a billion dollars? What would I, Zarel Mikhail Lewis III do with one billion-<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' I really need to start locking my door...<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hmph! Fine! We'll take out outside!<br />
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''{Cut to The Stick}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' So as I was saying before... Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zar-<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' You...already said that.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I know, I was just saying what I was saying before.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Riiiight...so...Homestar, what would you do with a billion bucks?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I'd probably buy my own website and fill it with many different clips and shorts of me and my escapades with my friends. Maybe give Strong Bad a little show...maybe give you a little-<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Homestar...you already have a site.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! It'd be called homestarrunner.ne-WHAAAAAAT?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{sigh}'' Never mind.<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' A billion dollars, eh? I'd say you could spend it all on plenty of fine goods from my concession stand, including-<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Bubs...with a billion dollars I could buy the concession stand and put you out of business.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{angry}'' So ''that's'' your evil scheme! I'm sorry, but I ain't selling!<br />
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''{Bubs slams the steel door down as if to close the store, closing it on Zarel's hand and detaching it.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Uh...Bubs? My hand? ''{wiggles handless arm}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' 10 dollars!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Crap...<br />
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''{Cut to the Field, Zarel's missing hand is replaced with a bucket. He sits on his bucket hand. Coach Z walks in}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Zorrel! What gotcha down?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' I don't know what I'd do with a billion dollars.<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Well the best way to find out is to start makin' it! Now put that bucket to use and drop me some beats!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Uh...sure?<br />
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''{Zarel drums on the buckets to a rhythmic beat}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' These peoples try to fade me!<br />
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''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing slowly}'' Well, Sushiyama, I have no freakin' clue what I'd do. I guess, save...for an emergency or something. ''{stops}'' Well this sucks, I only have one actual Zarel hand now.<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>NOTICE</div><br />
You have one new message.</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Huh. I wonder what this could be.<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>Subject: Buckethands </div><br />
Dear Zarel,<br />
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How do you type with a bucket for a hand?<br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Homestar</blockquote><br />
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''{Zarel lets out a huge groan, The Paper comes down}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
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*Click on "Samiyaza" after Zarel refers to it as a Japanese dish to see a picture of a plate of assorted sushi.<br />
*Click on "Buckethands" for a scene.<br />
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===Easter Egg Transcript===<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Say there, Bubs, whatcha got today?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' A lucky dragon's paw! Only 10 bucks! ''{Holds up Zarel's disembodied hand}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! That's the best looking back scratcher I've seen!<br />
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''{Zarel in the distance lets out a huge groan}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*Homestar talks about getting a website if he had a billion dollars, when he already [http://www.homestarrunner.com has one] already.<br />
*Zarel's bucket hand and the Coach Z rap are references to sbemail: new hands. I had planned on giving Zarel the new hands email instead of this.<br />
*Zarel's second email in this episode is a take on the "how do you type with boxing gloves" emails.<br />
*Bubs calls Zarel's hand a "lucky dragon's paw," which refers to monkey paws or rabbit's feet, which were believed to bring good luck.<br />
*This is the first instance of Zarel's take-apart ability in Zarel E-Mail. The first in his entire filmography was in his [[User:Cyrus/Zarel|character video.]]</div>Lucian Summers