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'''Zarel E-Mail #3'''

Zarel is asked what he would do with one billion dollars.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Homestar, Bubs, Coach Z

'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Field

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''

'''ZAREL:''' Tonight on Zarel E-Mail, we talk to the one...the only...er...whoever sent this email.

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>Subject: Money </div>
Dear Zarel,

If you had a billion dollars, what would you buy first?

Not Your Friend,
Raiku Samiyaza</blockquote>

''{Zarel says "Well that's not very nice..." after reading "Not Your Friend"}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Samiyaza...that sounds like some kind of Japanese dish...aw crap...now I'm hungry! But anyway- ''{clears screen}'' A billion mig ones, eh? Er...A million big ones...a billion dollars. What would I do with a billion dollars? What would I, Zarel Mikhail Lewis III do with one billion-

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel!

'''ZAREL:''' I really need to start locking my door...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hmph! Fine! We'll take out outside!

''{Cut to The Stick}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' So as I was saying before... Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zar-

'''ZAREL:''' You...already said that.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I know, I was just saying what I was saying before.

'''ZAREL:''' Riiiight...so...Homestar, what would you do with a billion bucks?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I'd probably buy my own website and fill it with many different clips and shorts of me and my escapades with my friends. Maybe give Strong Bad a little show...maybe give you a little-

'''ZAREL:''' Homestar...you already have a site.

'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! It'd be called homestarrunner.ne-WHAAAAAAT?

'''ZAREL:''' ''{sigh}'' Never mind.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''

'''BUBS:''' A billion dollars, eh? I'd say you could spend it all on plenty of fine goods from my concession stand, including-

'''ZAREL:''' Bubs...with a billion dollars I could buy the concession stand and put you out of business.

'''BUBS:''' ''{angry}'' So ''that's'' your evil scheme! I'm sorry, but I ain't selling!

''{Bubs slams the steel door down as if to close the store, closing it on Zarel's hand and detaching it.}''

'''ZAREL:''' Uh...Bubs? My hand? ''{wiggles handless arm}''

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' 10 dollars!

'''ZAREL:''' Crap...

''{Cut to the Field, Zarel's missing hand is replaced with a bucket. He sits on his bucket hand. Coach Z walks in}''

'''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Zorrel! What gotcha down?

'''ZAREL:''' I don't know what I'd do with a billion dollars.

'''COACH Z:''' Well the best way to find out is to start makin' it! Now put that bucket to use and drop me some beats!

'''ZAREL:''' Uh...sure?

''{Zarel drums on the buckets to a rhythmic beat}''

'''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' These peoples try to fade me!

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing slowly}'' Well, Sushiyama, I have no freakin' clue what I'd do. I guess, save...for an emergency or something. ''{stops}'' Well this sucks, I only have one actual Zarel hand now.

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>NOTICE</div>
You have one new message.</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' Huh. I wonder what this could be.

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>Subject: Buckethands </div>
Dear Zarel,

How do you type with a bucket for a hand?

Sincerely,
Homestar</blockquote>

''{Zarel lets out a huge groan, The Paper comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on "Samiyaza" after Zarel refers to it as a Japanese dish to see a picture of a plate of assorted sushi.
*Click on "Buckethands" for a scene.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Say there, Bubs, whatcha got today?

'''BUBS:''' A lucky dragon's paw! Only 10 bucks! ''{Holds up Zarel's disembodied hand}''

'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! That's the best looking back scratcher I've seen!

''{Zarel in the distance lets out a huge groan}''

==Fun Facts==
*Homestar talks about getting a website if he had a billion dollars, when he already [http://www.homestarrunner.com has one] already.
*Zarel's bucket hand and the Coach Z rap are references to sbemail: new hands. I had planned on giving Zarel the new hands email instead of this.
*Zarel's second email in this episode is a take on the "how do you type with boxing gloves" emails.
*Bubs calls Zarel's hand a "lucky dragon's paw," which refers to monkey paws or rabbit's feet, which were believed to bring good luck.
*This is the first instance of Zarel's take-apart ability in Zarel E-Mail. The first in his entire filmography was in his [[User:Cyrus/Zarel|character video.]]

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 '''Zarel E-Mail #3'''
@@ Line 24: / Line 28: @@
 ''{Zarel says "Well that's not very nice..." after reading "Not Your Friend"}''
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Samiyaza...that sounds like some kind of Japanese dish...aw crap...now I'm hungry! But anyway- ''{clears screen}'' A billion mig ones, eh? Er...A million big ones...a billion dollars. What would I do with a billion dollars? What would I, Zarel Mikhail Lewis III do with one billion-
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I was never your friend either, Mr. Hairyama! I don’t even know who you are! But anyway- ''{clears screen}'' A billion mig ones, eh? Er...A million big ones...a billion dollars. What would I do with a billion dollars? What would I, Zarel Mikhail Lewis III do with one billion-
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel!
@@ Line 36: / Line 40: @@
 '''HOMESTAR:''' So as I was saying before... Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zarel, Hey, Zar-
-'''ZAREL:''' You...already said that.
+'''ZAREL:''' Get to the point.
-'''HOMESTAR:''' I know, I was just saying what I was saying before.
+'''HOMESTAR:''' I know, I know. I was just saying what I was saying before.
-'''ZAREL:''' Riiiight...so...Homestar, what would you do with a billion bucks?
+'''ZAREL:''' Ugh. ANYWAY...Homestar, what would you do with a billion bucks?
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Well, I'd probably buy my own website and fill it with many different clips and shorts of me and my escapades with my friends. Maybe give Strong Bad a little show...maybe give you a little-
@@ Line 60: / Line 64: @@
 ''{Bubs slams the steel door down as if to close the store, closing it on Zarel's hand and detaching it.}''
-'''ZAREL:''' Uh...Bubs? My hand? ''{wiggles handless arm}''
+'''ZAREL:''' Yipe! Anyway, I...oh crap. Uh...Bubs? My hand? ''{wiggles handless arm}'' Hello? ''{bangs arm on the metal door}''
-'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' 10 dollars!
+'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Ten dollars for admission, twenty for the hand!
-'''ZAREL:''' Crap...
+'''ZAREL:''' Oh, you cheap little...
 ''{Cut to the Field, Zarel's missing hand is replaced with a bucket. He sits on his bucket hand. Coach Z walks in}''
@@ Line 70: / Line 74: @@
 '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Zorrel! What gotcha down?
-'''ZAREL:''' I don't know what I'd do with a billion dollars.
+'''ZAREL:''' I don't know what I'd do with a billion dollars. Also, I lost my hand to Bubs.
-'''COACH Z:''' Well the best way to find out is to start makin' it! Now put that bucket to use and drop me some beats!
+'''COACH Z:''' Sounds like a narsty game of strip poker to me! Anyway, the best way to find out what to do with a milliorn dallers is to start makin' it! Now put that bucket to use and drop me some beats!
 '''ZAREL:''' Uh...sure?
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 '''COACH Z:''' ''{rapping}'' These peoples try to fade me!
 ''{Cut back to the Cappy}''
-'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing slowly}'' Well, Sushiyama, I have no freakin' clue what I'd do. I guess, save...for an emergency or something. ''{stops}'' Well this sucks, I only have one actual Zarel hand now.
+'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing slowly}'' Well, Sushiyama, I have no freakin' clue what I'd do. I guess, save...for an emergency or something. ''{stops}'' Well this sucks, I only have one actual Zarel hand now; how can this get any worse?
 <blockquote class=zarel>
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 ==Easter Eggs==
 *Click on "Buckethands" for a scene.
@@ Line 112: / Line 116: @@
 '''COACH Z:''' Say there, Bubs, whatcha got today?
-'''BUBS:''' A lucky dragon's paw! Only 10 bucks! ''{Holds up Zarel's disembodied hand}''
+'''BUBS:''' A lucky dragon's paw! Only ten bucks! ''{Holds up Zarel's disembodied hand}''
-'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! That's the best looking back scratcher I've seen!
+'''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! That's the best looking back and butt scratcher I've seen in my life!
 ''{Zarel in the distance lets out a huge groan}''
-==Fun Facts==
+==Trivia==
 *Homestar talks about getting a website if he had a billion dollars, when he already [http://www.homestarrunner.com has one] already.
 *Zarel's bucket hand and the Coach Z rap are references to sbemail: new hands. I had planned on giving Zarel the new hands email instead of this.
 *Bubs calls Zarel's hand a "lucky dragon's paw," which refers to monkey paws or rabbit's feet, which were believed to bring good luck.
-*This is the first instance of Zarel's take-apart ability in Zarel E-Mail. The first in his entire filmography was in his [[User:Cyrus/Zarel|character video.]]
+*This is the first instance of Zarel's take-apart ability in Zarel E-Mail. The first in his entire filmography was in his [[User:Lucian Summers/Characters/Zarel|character video.]]