https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F28Zarel Emails/28 - Revision history2026-04-09T12:49:52ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/28&diff=177345&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #28''' Zarel is questioned about his status as a dragon, and is booted out of the Dragon Brotherhood. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Trogdor, S is ...'2012-04-29T20:18:55Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #28''' Zarel is questioned about his status as a dragon, and is booted out of the Dragon Brotherhood. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Trogdor, S is ...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #28'''<br />
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Zarel is questioned about his status as a dragon, and is booted out of the Dragon Brotherhood.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Trogdor, S is for Sucks Dragon, Trogador, Multi-Function Dragon, Za Long<br />
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'''Places:''' The Computer Room, The Bar<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Another day, another electronic message.<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subj: Fire</div><br />
Hey Dragonman!<br/><br />
You're no dragon!<br/><br />
You don't breath fire!<br/><br />
How can you even call yourself a dragon if you don't breath fire?<br/><br />
Badstar<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' What are you talking about? Sure, I can't breathe fire, but doesn't mean I'm not a dragon! Look, I'm gonna go see my dragon buddies and see what they have to say!<br />
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''{Zarel leaves. Cut to The Bar from [[Zarel Emails/18|dragon rally]]}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Trogdor, my man! What's going on? How are all my dragon brothers?<br />
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'''TROGDOR:''' Uh, yeah. About that.<br />
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'''S IS FOR SUCKS:''' Sorry, Z, but you're out.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Out? What do you mean?<br />
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'''TROGADOR:''' Well, we've been thinking and...you don't breathe fire, you don't squish peasants...and you seem to lack beefy arms.<br />
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'''TROGDOR:''' Actually, future me, we covered that beefy arms aren't really necessary. I mean, look at Multi-Function.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' I've squished...ants, if that counts. Oh, and sometimes The Cheat.<br />
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'''TROGDOR:''' Sorry, brother, but we can't have you non-dragons in our group.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Well...what about Za Long?<br />
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'''ZA LONG:''' Sorry, Zarel. I can shoot fire from my hands.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' B-but...well, fine. I didn't like you guys anyway!<br />
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''{Zarel storms off, cut back to the Roomy-Vac}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' You were right, Badstar, I am no dragon...but then, if I'm not a dragon, what am I? <br />
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''{A message pops up}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>-----</div><br />
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YOU HAVE 1 NEW EMAIL<br/><br />
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</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{frustrated}'' What now?<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>subj: You're gullible, dude</div><br />
Dear Zarel,<br/><br />
Oh man, I can't believe you fell for that.<br/><br />
Don't you realize it's April?<br/><br />
Come back to the bar!<br/><br />
Multi-Function Dragon<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' What? WHAT?! It was a joke?<br />
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''{Cut back to the bar}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Alright, what's the big idea here?<br />
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'''MULTI-FUNCTION:''' ''{laughing}'' April Fools, Zarel! April Fools!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Multi-Function...April Fools is April 1st. Today's the 29th.<br />
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'''MULTI-FUNCTION:''' Who cares? I still gotcha! ''{sing-songy}'' April Fools, April Fools...<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Say, whaddya say Za Long and I start working out so we can beef our arms up, and we kick him out? Eh? Eh?<br />
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''{The other dragons talk amongst each other sort of in agreement.}''<br />
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''{The Paper}''</div>Lucian Summers