https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F25Zarel Emails/25 - Revision history2026-04-09T11:04:38ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/25&diff=176920&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #25''' Zarel ''finally'' gets a new computer, and a new house to boot. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Wind-Up Zarel, Homestar Runner, H...'2012-04-13T23:35:02Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #25''' Zarel ''finally'' gets a new computer, and a new house to boot. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Wind-Up Zarel, Homestar Runner, H...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #25'''<br />
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Zarel ''finally'' gets a new computer, and a new house to boot.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Wind-Up Zarel, Homestar Runner, Homeschool Winner<br />
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'''Places:''' Strong Bad's Basement, Outside Strong Bad's House, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Field, The Roomy-Vac<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement, Strong Bad and Zarel are lying on the floor}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, this is finally it. ''Now'' will you leave?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Nooooot yet.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?! This is your 25th email! That warranty...you read it...<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' But ''they'' haven't.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling}'' Oh, ''enough'' with the fourth wall breaking! Just...just use the freakin' Block again!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Sorry, Strong Bad, but that computer's a little ''too'' Polish.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling}'' Too Polish?! Abd...hurk...AAAAAAHHHHH!<br />
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''{shot to outside Strong Bad's house, Zarel gets thrown out of a window and hits the ground}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' THAT IS IT! You are so not totally not never unallowed in this house again!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Urgh...now how am I going to check that email?<br />
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''{Wind-Up Zarel walks onscreen}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Wind-up me? You mean you ''survived'' the explosion?<br />
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'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' Not at all, in fact, I've had your inbox backed up for a while now. The most I can do is print out this email you're looking to check.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Well do it then!<br />
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'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' Yessir! ''{opens his mouth, and a piece of paper prints out}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subj: Warranty</div><br />
Dear Mr. Lewis,<br />
We at the Compy Corporation would like to inform you that although your Cappy was utterly obliterated, it is still under warranty.<br />
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You are allowed to chose one Compy Computer that Strong Bad hasn't bought for absolutely nothing.<br><br />
Come on down at your latest convenience <br />
Sincerely,<br />
Bob Frank O'Brian<br />
Customer Service, Compy Corp.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Wow! A warranty that I totally haven't read before, and is totally not expired! I finally have a new computer!<br />
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'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' But you have no address of the place. How will we get there?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen, yelling}'' I'm so angry I could throw this at you!<br />
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''{Zarel gets hit with a Compy Catalog which knocks his head off}''<br />
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'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' How convenient.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' I think I just found my computer! Let's hit that address!<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, the sign says "Compy Corp."}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Wait wait...''this'' is Compy Corporation?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' You betcha! Now what can I do ya for, Mr. Lewis?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Well...um...Bubs...could I see your selection of computers?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Sure thing! Just look in that book in your hand!<br />
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''{Zarel opens the book and begins to read it}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Wait a minute...didn't I determine what computer I wanted about four lines ago?<br />
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''{Cut to a random spot in The Field}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Now my computer should be here any moment now...Wait...what is that box thing?<br />
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''{Cut to a shot of a large box, shadowed by the angle of the sun, being heaved on the end of a truck bed}''<br />
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''{Zarel is crushed by a Roomy-Vac}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{yelling}'' Oi, my everything!<br />
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''{Cut to a shot of Homestar in the driver's seat}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' You're welcome!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Bones...snapping...lungs...crushing...body...dying...<br />
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''{Wind-Up Zarel lifts the Roomy-Vac up on its side}''<br />
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'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' Boy, that's nasty.<br />
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''{fade in and out, Zarel, who is strangely one hundred percent healthy and Wind-Up Zarel observe the computer's exterior}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' So...it's a house ''and'' a computer? Like a house-puter?<br />
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'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' It's got an eight-inch monitor and a built in printer. That's what the catalog said.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' This is incredible! Although I don't exactly like how the monitor and printer are outside.<br />
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''{Suddenly, a pop-up appears on the RoomyVac's monitor}''<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel2"><br />
<div>ROOMY-VAC</div><br />
Would you like to invert your monitor and printer?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' WOAH! It's like you can read my mind! Please do!<br />
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''{the Roomy-Vac's monitor and printer flip around on the inside, replaced by a painting of a boat}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Speaking of printers...Homeschool?<br />
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''{Homeschool Winner hands Zarel the wall fragment with the printer taped to it}''<br />
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''{Cut to inside the Roomy-Vac, Bubs is hammering the wall shard over the Roomy-Vac's printer}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' There y'are!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Thanks, Bubs! Looks like I'm back in action...again!<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*The Roomy-Vac was first seen in Compy Catalog. Also, Zarel's one lucky son of a gun to get a $240,999.99 computer for free from warranty.</div>Lucian Summers