Lucian Summers: /* Transcript */ I don't want to have two characters who are a majority purple.

2012-04-14T14:36:59Z

‎Transcript: I don't want to have two characters who are a majority purple.

Lucian Summers at 22:33, 13 April 2012

2012-04-13T22:33:45Z

Lucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #24''' In his last ditch attempts to find a computer, Zarel goes to an unlikely person for the checking of his mail. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong...'

2012-04-13T19:56:57Z

Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #24''' In his last ditch attempts to find a computer, Zarel goes to an unlikely person for the checking of his mail. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong...'

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'''Zarel E-Mail #24'''

In his last ditch attempts to find a computer, Zarel goes to an unlikely person for the checking of his mail.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Homestar Runner, Le'raz

'''Places:''' Strong Bad's Basement, Strong Mad's Room, Marzipan's Kitchen

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement, Strong Bad is slumped on the couch, Zarel is on the floor, and there are several Cold Ones and bags of chips scattered about}''

'''ZAREL:''' I'm really out of options here. Sure I can't use the Block again?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Look here, Coach Not Z. If you want a computer, go ask my brother.

'''ZAREL:''' Strong Sad has an email show?

'''STRONG BAD:''' What? No! Strong Sad says he's too "cool" for computers, and that computers are "too mainstream."

'''ZAREL:''' So...Strong ''Mad'' has one then?

'''STRONG BAD:''' No, but he has a computer, or at least that's what he calls it.

'''ZAREL:''' Really...I mean really?

''{Cut to Strong Mad's Room, Zarel is looking at the bag and box.}''

'''ZAREL:''' ...you're serious?

'''STRONG MAD:''' ADD ME TO YOUR BUDDY LIST!

'''ZAREL:''' How am I supposed to work this thing... ''{looks down, there's a "keyboard" that's essentially a piece of paper}'' Oh well, guess I could ''pretend'' I'm typin-

''{As Zarel types, words appear on the screen}''

''(shot of Zarel and Strong Mad's faces, Zarel is in utter shock}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' GET ON WITH IT!

'''ZAREL:''' What...but...haba...jabadja...

<blockquote>
<div>subj: YO!</div>
Zarel,<br>
Do you like to make cookies? If so, then what are<br>
the ingredients.<br>
-Mathew McFreely
</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Good question, Math Major. I've never actually baked. But you know...if you'd like to make cookies yourself, you could...you know...Google the recipe yourself. Lazy crap. ''{clears the screen}'' But I guess that there's always a first time for everything, and in this case, it's cookie bake time.

''{Cut to Marzipan's kitchen}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Are you sure you're not going to blow up my kitchen in the process?

'''ZAREL:''' Noooooo...but who says I will?

'''MARZIPAN:''' Remember the time you did chemistry?

'''ZAREL:''' Uh...I think I'll go now. ''{leaves}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' That's what I thought.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh Marzipan...I could help you bake some cookie delights.

''{Marzipan jumps in fright and runs off}''

''{Cut back to the bag and box}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Well, that's that. Due to past events, Marzipan has banned me from her kitchen..."just to be safe" apparently. Let's see if there's anything else I can answer.

<blockquote>
<div>subj: I'm leraz, your LLC!</div>
oh hi! I'm yo long lost cousin, leraz! hey-!<br> what is yo name again, man? zarl?<br> I think it's zarl. love, leraz.</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' What? I don't remember any cousins...especially ones with my name backwards! You don't exist!

'''VOICE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yes, I do!

''{zoom out to see a purple dragon like Zarel standing next to him, he is hunched over and wearing a lime green polo shirt and torn khaki pants, as well as sandals.}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{jumps out of surprise}'' GAH! Who the heck are you?

'''LE'RAZ:''' I'm Le'Raz, your L.L.C.! Y'know, from Historic Over There!

'''ZAREL:''' Yeah, I don't know you, get out.

'''LE'RAZ:''' Oh... ''{shuffles off}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''ZAREL:''' Homeschool, I swear, if you complain this time...

==Fun Facts==
*Huh. Really nothing this time.

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 '''VOICE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yes, I do!
-''{zoom out to see a purple dragon like Zarel standing next to him, he is hunched over and wearing a lime green polo shirt and torn khaki pants, as well as sandals.}''
+''{zoom out to see a blue dragon like Zarel standing next to him, he is hunched over and wearing a lime green polo shirt and torn khaki pants, as well as sandals.}''
 '''ZAREL:''' ''{jumps out of surprise}'' GAH! Who the heck are you?

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 '''ZAREL:''' What...but...haba...jabadja...
-<blockquote>
+<blockquote class="email">
 <div>subj: YO!</div>
 Zarel,<br>

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Lucian Summers: /* Transcript */ I don't want to have two characters who are a majority purple.

Lucian Summers at 22:33, 13 April 2012

Lucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #24''' In his last ditch attempts to find a computer, Zarel goes to an unlikely person for the checking of his mail. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong...'