Lucian Summers: /* Transcript */

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Lucian Summers: /* Fun Facts */

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Lucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #23''' Still a computer vagabond, Zarel is asked about superhero-dom. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Homestar Runner, Foxx, Strong Sad,...'

2012-04-13T17:52:50Z

Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #23''' Still a computer vagabond, Zarel is asked about superhero-dom. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Homestar Runner, Foxx, Strong Sad,...'

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'''Zarel E-Mail #23'''

Still a computer vagabond, Zarel is asked about superhero-dom.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Homestar Runner, Foxx, Strong Sad, Homeschool Winner, Hoofstar Floater, Strong Buck

'''Places:''' Strong Bad's Basement, Computer Room, The Field, The Stick, The Whatsit Pile

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Alright, look. You've already used my Compé ''and'' The Cheat's thing-a-ma-bobber, and we're kinda running out of options here. How long are you going to go on this computer vagabonded-ness?

'''ZAREL:''' Well I still have this old warranty thing that says I get a free Compy brand computer, but I'm saving it for later.

'''STRONG BAD:''' WHAT?! You mean you've had this thing the whole time?! But why save it for later?!

'''ZAREL:''' I'm saving it for a milestone number...like 25!

'''STRONG BAD:''' So we're gonna be at this for another one, huh? The warranty's probably expired; didn't you get that back in ought ten?

'''ZAREL:''' Nope, I've read it, and it lasts me until 2015!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, you ''read'' it too?! Ugh...GRK...look, just...

''{Cut to Strong Bad's Computer Room, the Block is set up there}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ...just take this old thing! I don't care, do whatever! Check email on it, eat it, just...Gaaaaaah! ''{runs out of the room}''

'''ZAREL:''' Sheesh, why does he have to question ''my'' motives? ''{types "zarel_mail.exe"}''

<blockquote>
<div>subj: superhero</div>
wassup zarel,<br/>
have you ever been a superhero.<br/>
grant howard
</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Superhero, pytasz? Cóż, Grant... ''{stops}'' Wait a minute. ''{clears screen and continues}'' A superhero, you ask? Well, Grant, I can't say I've ever had a career as a superhero at all. I mean, there were some times when I've used my ability to fly to help others out. I guess that's pretty heroic, right? Like that one time-

''{cut to The Field}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' I saved Strong Bad from mass amounts of stupidity...

'''HOMESTAR:''' So I says to the guy, "Notta chance, duckm'n! That pork fried rice is mine for the salad eating contest-"

''{Zarel swoops in and grabs Strong Bad}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad? Ah! He's been kidnapped! You win this time, Duckm'n!

''{Cut to The Stick}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or that one time I saved Foxx from copious amounts of dull...

'''STRONG SAD:''' So I said to the guy, "That's no pluperfect tense, that's my imaginary dead wife!" ''{laughing softly}'' Ohohoho...

''{Foxx groans, Zarel swoops in to grab him}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I almost had a real friend...

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Or that one time I saved both Foxx and Strong Bad from a great amount of stank!

''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Foxx and Strong Bad's legs protrude from the top of it, twitching}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{flies over it with a clothespin on each nostril}'' Forget that...

''{Cut back to the Block}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, those are only a small example of my heroic herodom! In fact, there was also the one time that I flew so fast, I was able to pull off a spectacular Sonic Windboom!

''{Zoom out to show Strong Bad again}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait wait wait, you never did any of that! Alright, maybe the whatsit even was true, I don't remember any sonic wind boom things.

'''ZAREL:''' That's because you weren't there to see it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's because I was probably tending to my castle of hot alien babes.

'''ZAREL:''' You don't have any babes...nor do you have a castle!

'''STRONG BAD:''' You dare question the Strong Bad?

'''ZAREL:''' I'll question whoever I please, buddy!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's ''it!'' Bring it, Guile!

''{the two get in a fight resulting in one of those cartoon punch clouds}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''HOMESCHOOL WINNER:''' Do I really have to keep doing this-

'''STRONG BAD AND ZAREL:''' Shut up!

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "Sonic Windboom" for a scene:

===Easter Egg Transcript===
''{Cut to the Field, with a tan colored unicorn sitting at a laptop. He is wearing a Strong Bad mask, has blue hair protruding from the back of his head, a blue spiky tail, and a light blue horn. On his flank is a boxing glove. Suddenly, a white pegasus with a red star on his flank, a mane and tail of red, white, and blue, and a buzzer cap flies above him}''

'''HOOFSTAR:''' Hey, Strong Buck, what's the haps?

'''STRONG BUCK:''' Ugh...get out of here, Hoofstar, I'm checking a-my mails.

==Fun Facts==
*The Block was used to answer Polish emails in the sbemail: other days, hence why Zarel speaks Polish for a brief moment at the beginning.
*"Sonic Windboom" and the easter egg are references to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Go bronies!
**Specifically, Hoofstar and Strong Buck's appearances are based on [http://nintendo-nut1.deviantart.com/art/What-Up-Stro-Bronie-207074133 this picture.]

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	**Specifically, Hoofstar and Strong Buck's appearances are based on [http://nintendo-nut1.deviantart.com/art/What-Up-Stro-Bronie-207074133 this picture.]		**Specifically, Hoofstar and Strong Buck's appearances are based on [http://nintendo-nut1.deviantart.com/art/What-Up-Stro-Bronie-207074133 this picture.]
		+	**Hoofstar's line is also in reference to StrongBadia the Free.

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 <div>subj: superhero</div>
 wassup zarel,<br/>

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Lucian Summers: /* Transcript */

Lucian Summers: /* Fun Facts */

Lucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #23''' Still a computer vagabond, Zarel is asked about superhero-dom. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, Homestar Runner, Foxx, Strong Sad,...'