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Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #22''' It's been two years since Zarel's last email, but he's back in action. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom...'

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'''Zarel E-Mail #22'''

It's been two years since Zarel's last email, but he's back in action.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Homestar Runner (PBTC), Homeschool Winner

'''Places:''' Strong Bad's Basement, The Cheat's Room, Strong Sad's Room, The Gazebo, The Field (PBTC)

==Transcript==

''{Cut to a shot of what looks like a plane landing at an airport.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow, Zarel!

''{Zoom out to see that it was Zarel and Strong Bad playing a video game}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' I could never land that plane in ''Plane Lander V: The Redemption!''

'''ZAREL:''' It's not that hard once you get the hang of it.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, what happened to your voice? You sound a lot more...Greg Ellis-y.

'''ZAREL:''' I guess it's one of the side effects from not having updated your email show in a while.

'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder if it'll happen to me, too. A voice like that is an irregular chick magnet!

'''ZAREL:''' Speaking of...mind if I dabble in a little Compé action?

'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm sorry, man, but we're unsure if the Compé still works after almost three years of not checking emails. That Twitter feed didn't reveal anything on its working status!

'''ZAREL:''' ...There is just no fourth wall for you, is there?

''{Cut to The Cheat's room}''

'''ZAREL:''' Hey there, furball, I'mma need to use your computer. It's been two years and I need to get back on this gravy boat.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Annoyed Cheat noises}''

''{The Cheat lets Zarel on the Monosodium Dreams}''

'''ZAREL:''' Alright! Time to hit the Intesive Email Unit!

<blockquote>
<div>subj: Movies</div>
Mr. Lewis,<br />
Lets say a movie were to be made, with you in the leading role. What kind of movie would it be?<br />
Curious,<br />
Marissa</blockquote>

''{Zarel extends the "iss" in "Marissa"}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Don't you remember my star role in Head Chopper II: The Movie? That movie was the cat's knees and the bee's pajama tops! Okay, that didn't really exist. But what does exist is this independent crossover film coming soon that I am so totally going to apply for! I just don't know what it is yet, but I'm doing it anyway!

''{Cut to Strong Sad's room, Zarel is sitting in a chair}''

'''ZAREL:''' Oh, ''come on!'' "city (comma) state 3: a slight nausea and a desire to vomit?" I'll tell you that I'm really feeling the subtitle here!

'''STRONG SAD:''' But this is a film of feeling! It invokes and provokes the deep caverns of emotional turmoil inside the hearts of its viewers!

'''ZAREL:''' I'm about to invoke and provoke my hand upside the deep caverns of dump in your face!

''{Video pause}''

'''ZAREL:''' So with that, I was banned from any films by Pom Sad Film Corporation, so I decided to go to the next big thing, musicals!

'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing while playing Carol}'' Meat is murder...

''{Zarel is banging his head against a post on the Gazebo}''

''{cut back to the Monosodium Dreams}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' And with that, my musical career was over. That's when I decided to take up my career as a voice actor for Japanese-style animations! Hah, I wish, I got stuck doing voices for that Cheat-brand mish-mash.

''{Cut to a Powered By The Cheat rendition of the Field}''

'''PBTC HOMESTAR:''' ''{kicks a can which flies everywhere}'' Oh man, I am so terribly bored.

''{Powered By The Cheat versions of The Cheat and Zarel motion tween in}''

'''PBTC HOMESTAR:''' Oh hello, Mello Yellos.

'''PBTC ZAREL:''' There he is. Let's sprinkle these bugs on his face.

''{Zarel dumps a bucket of spiders on Homestar's face}''

'''PBTC HOMESTAR:''' Oh no, there are spiders on my face.

'''PBTC ZAREL:''' High five, The Cheat.

''{cut back to the Monosodium Dreams}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' So that's my film career, Marissa. Now keep stealing that precious thing!

''{The Paper comes down}''

''{zoom out to see Homeschool holding the wall fragment with the paper taped to it}''

'''HOMESCHOOL WINNER:''' How long do I have to keep this up?

'''ZAREL:''' Until the viewer hits the back button...or some other link.

'''HOMESCHOOL WINNER:''' "There is just no fourth wall for you, is there," he says. "Hold that printer up," he says.

==Easter Eggs==

==Fun Facts==

*Zarel refers back to [[Zarel Emails/14|jorbs]] when he mentions "Head Chopper II: The Movie."
*The Marzipan scene is taken directly from [[Zarel Emails/11|music]].
*"city (comma) state" refers back to the sbemail: independent, and its subtitle: "a slight nausea and a desire to vomit" is taken from ''Lamb To The Slaughter'' by Roald Dahl.
*"Keep stealing that precious thing" being said to Marissa is a reference to Touhou Project.

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Lucian Summers at 22:33, 13 April 2012

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Lucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #22''' It's been two years since Zarel's last email, but he's back in action. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom...'