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<p>Created page with &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Zarel E-Mail #21&#039;&#039;&#039; Lacking a computer, Zarel becomes a vagabond computer user to check his emails until he finds a new computer. His first stop is Strong Bad, where he check...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #21'''<br /> <br /> Lacking a computer, Zarel becomes a vagabond computer user to check his emails until he finds a new computer. His first stop is Strong Bad, where he checks an email asking what kind of monster he would be.<br /> <br /> '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Strong Bad, Zarel, The Cheat<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Strong Bad's Basement, The Stick<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Strong Bad's Basement. Strong Bad is at the Compé, finishing up an email.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, so until next time...man, I haven't said that in ages!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Hey, Strong Bad!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh look, a conveniently placed Zarel. What do you want?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' My computer kind of blew up, along with my house.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Your point?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{in an upset tone}'' Strong Bad, I am currently homeless, I got no place to go, no family to feed...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You...never had a wife or kids.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{normal}'' Oh. Uh, can I use your computer?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sure, go ahead.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Awright! ''{sits down at the Compé}'' Checking emails from Strong Bad's space! Maybe next email I'll go another place!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;<br /> Dear Zarel,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> If you were some variety of very scary monster-&lt;br/&gt;<br /> man, what kind would ''you'' be?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Hopin' for the best,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> Skub<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Good question, Skub. Very good question. It surprises me that no one thinks I'm a monster already...wait a sec, do ''you'' think I'm some kind of monster?! You think I'm uncivilized? Well it's society that's the uncivilized ones! They don't know what it's like man, they don't know! ''{silently}'' &lt;small&gt;They don't know...&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You're not a monster! What tall buildings have you destroyed? What citizens have you ate? What planets have you been from?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Uh...none, I'm from Earth, and I might have eaten The Cheat once.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What? When?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Trust me, I was really hungry, and you know how much he looks like a cheese!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Stick, The Cheat is standing there. Zarel scrapes his way in slowly; appearing with torn, sweaty clothing, a 5 o' clock shadow, and bloodshot eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' ''{weakly}'' Food...food...FOOD... <br /> <br /> ''{Zarel drops, Cut back to the Compé}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' And then after that it went all downhill. Why do you think The Cheat had rabies when he was in jail?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' You mean ''you'' made The Cheat go rabid?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' No, I think it was a long time of imprisonment.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' But we were only in there for ten minutes!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' I don't know, a lot of stuff makes The Cheat tick. But whatever, if I could be a monster, I'd be one of those hydras. Or maybe a werewolf. No, wait, a werehydra! Er...hydrawolf? Yeah, hydrawolf.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Ooh! I'd love to have a pet hydrawolf!<br /> <br /> ''{The Compé popup scrolls up}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> <br /> *Click on the last &quot;hydrawolf&quot; to see a picture of one.<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> *Strong Bad usually used to close his old emails with a &quot;So until next time&quot; phrase.<br /> *A hydra is an animal of Greek myth; a reptile-type creature which would grow multiple heads.<br /> *This email refers back to Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon.</div>

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