https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F19Zarel Emails/19 - Revision history2026-04-15T19:14:16ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/19&diff=176882&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #19''' Zarel does some annual spring cleaning. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Grape Fairy...'2012-04-13T14:25:24Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #19''' Zarel does some annual spring cleaning. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Grape Fairy...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #19'''<br />
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Zarel does some annual spring cleaning.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, Grape Fairy (Easter Egg), Fat Bee (Easter Egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' Zarel's House, Strong Badia<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Being the commander of this computer, I'll just slip the email through the crack in the door! Alright, it's almost spring, and I've got a truckload of new messages, so it's time for some cleaning.<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>subj: soft drink!!!!!</div><br />
Hey Mr. Dead Fish.<br />
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As many know, I am an addict for Orange Fanta<br/><br />
to the extent that I'm reffered to as Soda Popinski's twin brother.<br/><br />
Do you have any soft drink preferences?<br/><br />
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-Simon Ignut </blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah, I mostly go for the fizzy energy drinks, but I think because of them I've been gaining weight, so I'm cutting down on them and going for the regular soft drinks. Gotta love Mountain Dew. ''{hits enter}'' Okay, what's next?<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>subj: lol</div><br />
hi u zarul<br /><br />
do u lyke 2 lol<br /><br />
if u r a prep that stand for laff out lowd noob<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' ...no, just no. This one wins the nice-<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel" style="background:#FFFF00; text-align:center"><br><font color=black><big><big><big><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></big></big></big></font><br><br></blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ...award. Next!<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>subj: Kittens and Puppies</div><br />
Dear Zarel,<Br><br />
What's the best way to frame someone for robbery?<br/><br />
Totally not being suspicious,<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Zoo977, when robbing, just take the most useless item you can find, then just-<br />
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''{Cut to Strong Badia, Strong Bad and The Cheat are playing with paddleballs.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -give the useless item to an innocent bystander!<br />
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''{Zarel walks on holding a load of explosives}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{quickly}'' Here you go! ''{hands Strong Bad a pen, runs off}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah! A Trogdor pen, with real fire-breathing action!<br />
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''{Bubs walks in rather mad}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Give those back!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' My fireworks! You stole them!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I didn't take them. Zarel just came by with a mound of explosives in his hand-<br />
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''{Bubs uppercuts Strong Bad offscreen, who later appears spinning in the background, only to disappear in a 4-point star accompanied by a "ding."}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' And stay out!<br />
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''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Ah, foolproof. Okay, what's up next?<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>subj: Voice Over Artist</div><br />
Dear Zarel,<br />
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If you had the chance to meet <br/>any voice over artist or visit the company said voice over artist works for,<br/> who and what would it be? I sure would like to meet Brian Drummond<br/> and Terry Klassen over at Ocean Group.<br/><br />
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Lemkeburg's favorite albino Kiwi,<br />
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Jonn O'Hamsters</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' If anything, I'd love to meet those guys who do my voice...and everyone else's really. What's his name...Mike Chapstick? Eh, I forget. I forgot which one does the voice of the Poopsmith anyway. Hey, I could do a great impression of the Poopsmith! Watch! ''{stays silent for a bit}''<br />
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''{Zoom out to show Strong Sad with a stopwatch in hand}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{gasping for air}'' I couldn't do it...how long was I not talking?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' 6.34 seconds! A new record over your old one of 3.14!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{still gasping}'' Wonderful! That could go in the books.<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' I'll send in your feat tomorrow with the stopwatch used to record your time!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{inhales and sighs}'' Thanks, now for one more email.<br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>subj: Do ya like Waffles? gotta love waffles</div><br />
Dear Dragonm'n Z.<br />
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You have won one million (1,000,000) Waffles.<br /><br />
What do you plan to do with them? Will you share them with your friends or lack thereof?<br /><br />
I'll tell you what I'm going to do now. I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!<br />
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Yours falsely, The Waffle Contest Commission.<br />
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P.S. the come with whipped cream and whatever topping you may like. </blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Aw, no man! Go to Disney World! You might be able to catch a glimpse of the Mickey's Toontown demolition! There's also Test Tra-WHAT?!<br />
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''{the beeping of a truck is heard outside, as if it's backing up. Cut to Zarel's front door Zarel walks out. Cut to a shot of a dump truck dumping a pile of waffles on Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' GBLARGH! Oh, hey, this one's whipped cream!<br />
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''{Cut to Homestar in the driver's seat}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Happy T to you too, orangem'n!<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on Homestar and something will happen.<br />
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''{The Grape Fairy flies in on the bee and turns all the waffles into grapes.}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*Mickey's Toontown is, or rather was, a place in Disney World, but is queued for demolition. <br />
:Also, Test Track is a ride at Epcot, one of the four Disney World parks.<br />
*Happy T refers to the toon of the same name.</div>Lucian Summers