https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F17Zarel Emails/17 - Revision history2026-04-11T19:49:19ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/17&diff=176880&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #17''' Zarel is asked about his relationship with Foxx. No, not ''that'' kind of relationship. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Foxx, Homestar, Stron...'2012-04-13T14:24:46Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #17''' Zarel is asked about his relationship with Foxx. No, not ''that'' kind of relationship. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Foxx, Homestar, Stron...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #17'''<br />
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Zarel is asked about his relationship with Foxx. No, not ''that'' kind of relationship.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Foxx, Homestar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Za Long (easter egg), Kitsuu (easter egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' Zarel's House, Movie Theater, Marshmallow's L'est Stand, A Hill, Planet K<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''You'' know what time it is! Time for me to answer another dumb question from yous guys!<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel"><br />
<div>subj: foxx</div><br />
Zarel,<br><br />
I know you and Foxx are pals, but don't you think you should be spending time with him more?<br><br />
I'd hate to see such a good friendship fall.<br><br />
Bye,<br><br />
Friend Guy</blockquote><br />
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''{Zarel reads the salutation as "Bye-Bye the friend guy."}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' What do you mean Foxx and I don't spend enough time together?! Are you questioning our friend bond of friendship? We're total biffles!<br />
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'''FOXX:''' What are you even talking about?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' See? Look! ''{Zarel grabs Foxx and hugs him tightly}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' AGCK...can't...breathe...<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Beeeest friends-<br />
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''{Foxx punches Zarel who then lets him go}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' OOF! Foxx, what the crap, man?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' First of all, I've only really gotten to know you once and that was when I first moved in. Well rather I moved back since the Foxxhole was there since 2007 or so. It was just an empty crater those two years and now it's remodeled!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Can I see?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' You're...kinda big for it. Your shoulders would touch the ceiling. And second of all, please don't choke me ever again.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Alright. So let's go see your humble abode!<br />
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'''FOXX:''' About that...it's kind of being fumigated from when Strong Bad lobbed rotten eggs into it when I left the trapdoor unlocked.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Dang! Well then, what else can we do?<br />
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''{Cut to the Movie Theater}''<br />
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'''MAN:''' ''{from movie}'' And that's when I discovered the DNA evidence had disappeared!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Man, oh, man. I haven't seen that gag since 2008!<br />
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'''FOXX:''' You were never here in 08. How do you know?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Um...EbscoHost? Whatever.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen, singing}'' Ever and more! Ever and more! Ever and mo-<br />
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''{Zarel tosses a brick behind him}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oof! Crafty dragons and their rock candy. ''{eating sounds are heard, Zarel and Foxx raise their eyes in confusion}''<br />
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''{Cut to Marshmallow's L'est Stand}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' ...and that's when I realized that 50-pound weights are too much for my level! I'm still training on the 40s.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Odd. You claim to exercise but yet I see no sign of abs or rippedness. What's your secret?<br />
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''{Homestar runs in in his waiter outfit, but he has a large bandage on his head}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Hello, what can I get for such a lovely couple?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Homestar...we're not dating. We're just two guys looking to hang out.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Alright. I'll leave you two lovebirds while I bring some soup for your eyes. ''{runs off}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Does Homestar seriously think we're dating?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Is he seriously going to pour soup in our eyes?<br />
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''{Cut to a hill at night. Foxx and Zarel lay there looking up at the stars}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Man, I love moonlit nights. The stars are just like billions of sequins covering the canvas known as the night sky.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Jeez, no need to get poetic, bud! Just enjoy the breeze. Let the sound of the whistling wind calm your ears.<br />
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''{Strong Sad can be heard moaning offscreen}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' What is that?<br />
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''{Pan out to show Strong Bad and The Cheat with a wagon full of mud pies}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's just Strong Sad imitating some Ophelia's sad song from some book he's reading...what was it...''Hamhock?'' Something like that?<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever. Prepare for bombing!<br />
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''{The Cheat begins tossing mud pies into the distance. Strong Bad joins in.}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' And there goes my evening.<br />
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''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Fried Goose. Foxx and I are as tight as my stomach when it cramps. I think our relationship as pals will live on even in the future years. Heck, maybe we'll become some elite fighting duo of dynamics! Who knows? Oh...to dream.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on "future" for a scene with Za Long and Kitsuu, the 20X6 Foxx.<br />
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''{Cut to the generic city in Planet K, Za Long and an orange fox with a rather round body and short limbs as well as no visible neck are running along}''<br />
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'''ZA LONG:''' Alright, Kitsuu! Stinkoman bets that he can eat more prawns and Power Crunches than we can! Ready to prove him wrong?<br />
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'''KITSUU:''' I was born ready!<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*"Biffle" is a common pronunciation of "BFFL" which means "best friends for life."<br />
*Foxx mentions the Foxxhole existing back in 2007. Foxx was an old character of mine at that time, as he is seen in the earlier Aruseus Emails, an old fanstuff I stored on the Wiki User Wiki.<br />
*The DNA Evidence gag wasn't last used until 2008 in the toon of the same name.<br />
*Homestar's line: "Crafty dragons and their rock candy." references Family Guy, where Peter in a flashback breaks a disco ball thinking it's a pinata. After eating a shard of glass he proceeds to say: "Crafty Mexicans and their glass candy."<br />
*Homestar mentioning pouring soup in the eyes refers to New Boots.<br />
*Strong Sad and Strong Bad mention references to the Shakespeare drama ''Hamlet.''</div>Lucian Summers