https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Zarel_Emails%2F12Zarel Emails/12 - Revision history2026-04-21T23:45:32ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Zarel_Emails/12&diff=176875&oldid=prevLucian Summers: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #12''' Zarel steals some stuff. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, The Cheat, Foxx, Homestar, Bubs (King Bubsgonzola Supreme, Easter Egg) '''Places:''...'2012-04-13T14:22:55Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #12''' Zarel steals some stuff. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, The Cheat, Foxx, Homestar, Bubs (King Bubsgonzola Supreme, Easter Egg) '''Places:''...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #12'''<br />
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Zarel steals some stuff.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, The Cheat, Foxx, Homestar, Bubs (King Bubsgonzola Supreme, Easter Egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Foxxhole, Bubs' Concession Stand<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Get equipped with...another email!<br />
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<blockquote class="zarel"><br />
<div>subj: thievery</div><br />
Dear Zarnie,<br/><br />
You should totally steal from Bubs'<br/><br />
Concession Stand! He totally has it coming<br/><br />
and he owes me money!<br/><br />
- NOT COACH Z</blockquote><br />
''{Zarel says "Okay, that's kind of creepy." after reading "Zarnie"}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Well, everybody knows you're not a real Coach, Coach Z. I mean, what sport do you even coach? But I do know about your friendship/rivalry with Bubs. ''{clears screen and begins typing}'' So...steal from Bubs...what's in it for me? Will I have an awesome thief gang? Will I use my new-stolen possessions for good or for awesome? Only one way to find out!<br />
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''{Zoom out to show the Cheat standing next to Zarel}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' The Cheat!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!<br />
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''{3-second pause, afterwards Zarel kicks The Cheat out of his window}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH- ''{boomf}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' To the Zarel Cave...or rather Foxx's...cave...house...thing!<br />
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''{Batman-style transition with Zarel's head as a logo into the next scene}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Dananananaaaaah!<br />
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''{Cut to the Foxxhole exterior, Zarel kneels down to knock on the door}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Hello? Foxx?<br />
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''{Foxx opens the door}''<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Y'ello.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Got an email that's asking me to steal stuff from Bubs. Wanna join?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Hm...okay. Got nothing better to do anyway.<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' What about...uh...fitness stuff? You always seem to be doing that.<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Oh! That's right! ''{shuts door}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Aw...crapcrud! I should not have said that. Oh well, looks like... ''{heave}'' Once again, I'm on my own. Oh well. ''{closeup of face}'' Time for some serious ''bweez-nas.'' ''{even closer closeup, the camera hits Zarel in the face}'' OW! Oh, child, it hurts!<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, no one is there, and a note reading "Back in when" is there. Zarel, wearing a Firebert-esque outfit sneaks in, making the Homsar walking noise}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Alright, just me...just be stealthy and smooth about this. Hyah!<br />
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''{Zarel dives in through the back door, breaking it down}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Alright, something to steal...something to steal...AHA! ''{reaches hands offscreen}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sleepy and donning his night gown}'' Oh hey, Trogdor. What are you doing in my not-house?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Um...you saw nothing! <br />
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''{Zarel tosses a smoke bomb which bursts. When the smoke clears, Zarel is still there and he sneaks out, making the same noise from before}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{chewing}'' Ooh...these are good! No wonder why Bubs has his wings so heavily guarded. ''{typing}'' So there you go, Not D! I stole something from Bubs! You were right, he had it coming to him. Well...the chicken wings are mine now! ''{evil laughter}''<br />
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''{Zoom out to see Homestar still in his nightgown standing next to Zarel}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sleepy}'' Oh hello, S is for Sucks. What am I doing in your house?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Ah! It's the police corps! Cheese it! <br />
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''{Zarel dives out window and a thud is heard}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{offscreen}'' OW! I don't know what hurts more...this or the camera! Someone call a doctor!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sleepy}'' Yeah...cool.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*Click on the chicken wings for a scene.<br />
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===Easter Egg Transcript===<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs returns to find his chicken wings gone}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Oh, child! I swore I left those wings there! Grrr....RAAAAAAH!<br />
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''{Bubs increases in size and becomes King Bubsgonzola Supreme}''<br />
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'''SINGERS:''' King Bubsgonzola! King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme! <br />
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''{As the Singers sing, KBS stomps offscreen}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*The email opener referrs to Mega Man 2, when you get a Robot Master weapon.<br />
*Homestar refers to Zarel as Trogdor and S is for Sucks, both of Strong Bad's creations from Strong Bad Email: dragon.<br />
*"Oh, child!" is a phrase used by the Lappy in Strong Bad Email: retirement.</div>Lucian Summers