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‎Assistant is Jerry.

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== Assistant's real name is... ==
...not Arnold. I'll give you that much. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:00, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:austin james banderphoot [[Special:Contributions/206.159.155.148|206.159.155.148]] 19:01, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Andy Salesman Snake in Stupid Tea and Not Tea. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:02, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::It's Assistant. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:03, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::{{I}} {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:06, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
He already gave it up - it's Rob(bie). {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:Actually, Assistant had no damn idea who those people were. Number Two, apparently, crafted a fake identity--this doesn't mean Assistant's name is Rob. And it's not. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:19, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Damn. Well, then, what ancestry is he made of? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::You know, nobody's really sure. He doesn't have much of an accent. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:23, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::So he's from Washington? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:I doubt it, really. He entered the same college as the others on TSS. Plus, Southern New Hampshirites don't have a real accent. Not like those guys from the North, with their "aaahs" and "eaaas". {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:28, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Assistant's name is... '''JERRY'''! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:Quite the guess. But I'm afraid you're wrong. That means a penalty, Prosecutor. ''{blaaam}'' {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:31, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

== Assistant is Jerry. ==
In 20 years time, Casey will die. Jerry, having access to time travel technology Skullbuggy stole from Number Two, travels back in time. Unfortunately, the time machine wasn't perfected. It warped his DNA, giving him the appearance of Assistant.
:oh god what the hell this is not RoB such a thing cannot happen {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:35, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::why would he travel back in time anyways "MY WIFE IS DEAD ''TIME MACHINE''"
:::So he can see her again. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:39, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::it's not like that's really creepy/that won't destroy the timeline/photographs aren't real [[Special:Contributions/206.159.155.148|206.159.155.148]] 19:44, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Jerry wants to live the wild life secretly, so he leads a double life as Assistant. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:JOSS'D. Assistant and Jerry have been in the same place at the same time a couple of times. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:58, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::Jerry can run VERY VERY fast. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:::Or, Assistant is a genetically altered CLONE of Jerry. {{User:Cryptogamer12/sig}} 04:32, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

== Assistant is a vegetable ==

Think about it for a moment, and the pieces all slowly fall into place... {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
:It's true. He's cauliflower. Also, he got his stomach flu from swallowing his brother The Watermelon. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 19:46, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::...Watermelons are fruits. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:48, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::It does explain the paleness, Lemon... {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

== Assistant was the head of Skull Industries. ==
Assistant is obviously behind the entire series.
:The timeline says that he was still getting his degree when Skullbuggy was made.
::That's what he WANTS you to think. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:52, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
:::{{I}} {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 19:54, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::::You don't have to automatically Joss every guess, you know. You should only Joss them if the guess is contradicted in the show. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 19:56, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

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