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2008-12-03T20:10:22Z

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This is the '''living room''' of SkullB's house. The room is cleaned to a sparkle--at least, as best a sparkle as carpet can make. The couch sits in the middle of the room, battered after years of wear and tear. A large, flatscreen TV sits near the end of the room. A coffee table sits in front of it, with PS2 and Wii controllers sitting on it. Stairs near the back of the room head upstairs, while a doorway leads to the kitchen.
== Souvenirs ==
* A copy of the Decentville Monitor
== Navigation ==
* [[Wikitours/Tour Hub/skullb|Outside]]
* [[Wikitours/Tour Hub/skullb/skullkitchen|Kitchen]]
* [[Wikitours/Tour Hub/skullb/skullstairs|Upstairs]]
== Chat ==
''{maloa falls through the window, on his scooter}''

'''MALOA:''' Ow! ''{gets up}'' Where am I?

'''JERRY:''' In my house, kid. Now get out.

'''MALOA:''' Smoke bomb! ''{throws a smoke bomb on the floor. after the smoke clears, he's gone, along with the decentville moniter copy}''

'''JERRY:''' It's an old copy, anyhow.

''{Jerry places a new copy on the coffee table.}''

''{Door knocks. Jerry opens Door.}''

'''JERRY:''' Hello?

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Holding parcel.}'' Someone left this by your door. I noticed it.

'''JERRY:''' ... Is this a bomb or anthrax or an anthrax bomb? Because if so, Skully's going to open it.

'''SKULLB:''' ''{offscreen}'' Coming!

''{SkullB runs up, grabs the parcel, and opens it. The parcel is a Greek Vase.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Ooh.

'''JERRY:''' Oh. ''Oh''. Nice vase. Or... vaaaaahse.

'''SKULLB:''' Cool! I want it in my room!

'''JERRY:''' Hey, the parcel's for-

'''SKULLB:''' I OPENED IT! I opened it.

''{Chwoka enters}''

'''CHWOKA:''' No you didn't.

''{Conchris walks up to the door and makes a knocking action against it}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Excuse me, for some reason I have an urge to tour your house, will you let me in?

'''SKULLB:''' Sure, whatever.

'''JERRY:''' Hey, Chwoka! I remember you!

''{Raiku appears behind jerry, he grabs his shoulders}''

'''RAIKU:''' Boo.

'''JERRY:''' GHFGH

''{Jerry, in his surprise, throws his fist back and whacks Raiku in the forehead.}''

''{Raiku grabs his fist and breaks his hand}''

'''JERRY:''' AAAAAAAAAHHHH BEOTCH THAT HURTS

''{Jerry falls over, screaming in pain.}''

'''JERRY:''' WILL YOU GET OUT AAAAAAHHHHH

'''RAIKU:''' Nah.

'''SKULLB:''' Wait! God-moding ''is'' allowed, isn't it? ... God-mode ON!

''{Raiku is smote by God himself. He is then barred from entering this house. Then his hands, arms and legs are broken.}''

''{Raiku undos it and goes back in}''

'''SKULLB:''' FFFFFFFFFFFF

'''JERRY:''' But seriously. Don't break any more hands, please. I'm asking nicely. Next time I'll ask a little less nicely.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Should I sort it out for you?

'''RAIKU:''' You can't kill the devil's son!

'''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Puts a cross over Raiku, and pours holy water over his head.}''

''{Doesn't work. Raiku breaks Sephiroth's neck.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Excuse me. I'm gonna get the nutcracker. ''{Leaves, and comes back with a complex and painful looking device.}'' You better run, ''{Beep}''

'''SKULLB:''' I love how this always happens around me.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' I'll show you how it works. ''{Cut to SkullB's and Jerry's faces. Sephiroth talks offscreen.}'' First you attach it, press the button, and voila. ''{Sounds of pain are heard as SkullB and Jerry have shocked expressions on their faces. Cut back. Raiku is on the floor, wraithing in pain, in a pool of blood.}''

''{Cieeia runs in}''

'''CIEEIA:''' I just heard screaming and... ''{looks at Raiku}'' Oh my...

''{Suddenly, Chernobog appears.}''

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Hey, hi. Listen, any more violence against this guy ''{points to Raiku}'' and we'll have to exercise some serious action. Namely, hellfire raining from the sky. Is that alright?

'''RAIKU:''' Thank, Chernobog.

'''CHERNOBOG:''' Hey! I've gotta keep our own from getting hurt! Now, I've gotta go. ''{poofs away}''

'''RAIKU:''' Sephiroth, you '''BETTER''' start running. ''{Pulls out gunblade}''

''{dot runs in}''

'''DOT:''' Has anyone seen a kid with a sword?

'''RAIKU:''' No, but he sounds cool. I will come help you find him.

'''N. DUCK:''' ''{drunk}'' H-heyyyyyyy... Oh, coool is that a swordshooter, gun... blade gun, pistol sword... Heh.. heh heh hehhhhhhhhh... ''{falls over, unconscious}''

'''DOT:''' Does anyone have a toaster?

'''RAIKU:''' Ask Conchris.

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Raiku, you don't scare me. And excuse me? Any more violence? OH NO, HE ONLY BROKE MY NECK. ALL I DID WAS DESTROY HIS CHANCE OF HAVING CHILDREN. Jeez.

'''DOT:''' ''{to sepiroth}'' Do you have a toaster I can use?

''{Conchris walks in, calmly}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh look! A copy of that... paper... that Decentville has. ''{takes a copy of the Decentville Monitor}''

''{Cruroar walks in from the kitchen}''

'''CRUROAR:''' Does anyone know where I can find a conglomerate stone? ''{pulls out a list which he never knew he had}'' Don't ask why though.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Erm... no?

'''CRUROAR:''' I wasn't asking you, Conchris.

'''CONCHRIS:''' FINE! I'm going to go place! ''{walks upstairs}''

'''SKULLB:''' A conglomerate stone? Isn't that just tar or something?

'''CRUROAR:''' Huh. So much for the complicated name. Hmm... ''{walks outside}''

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Conchris: /* Chat */