Remolay: moved User:Remolay/Page 3 to Wikily World News/Page3: I have to do this now. It is my density.

2013-09-06T04:16:14Z

moved User:Remolay/Page 3 to Wikily World News/Page3: I have to do this now. It is my density.

Remolay: Created page with '{{DISPLAYTITLE:Page 3}} === Topless women on Page 3 === An American tourist on holiday to the London area discovered this past Tuesday what most people from the UK already kne...'

2013-09-06T04:00:13Z

Created page with '{{DISPLAYTITLE:Page 3}} === Topless women on Page 3 === An American tourist on holiday to the London area discovered this past Tuesday what most people from the UK already kne...'

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=== Topless women on Page 3 ===

An American tourist on holiday to the London area discovered this past Tuesday what most people from the UK already knew about. He picked up a copy of the well known tabloid magazine The Sun for some nice reading material and was shocked to discover that on the third page was topless model. When reached for comment the man stated "Holy Shit, softcore in a newspaper? I wish our papers had shit like this!" When informed that The Sun was not the only tabloid to do so, he replied "Fuck." To which we denied, as that would be just a bit too raunchy for a proper English newspaper

He soon after decided to do a bit more research into "Page 3", by which we mean actual research and not a copious amount of masturbation. The man used one of our office computers as many in the office choked back a laugh. After about 10 minutes he ran out of the office screaming "Going to Beverly Hills!" We have not been able to get a hold of him since. When we looked at the computer screen afterward, the web browser was open to the Wikipedia page for Rupert Murdoch, who did not actually launch Page 3 in it's current form. We pray for the tourists safe return to his home country and later short jail sentence.

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Remolay: moved User:Remolay/Page 3 to Wikily World News/Page3: I have to do this now. It is my density.

Remolay: Created page with '{{DISPLAYTITLE:Page 3}} === Topless women on Page 3 === An American tourist on holiday to the London area discovered this past Tuesday what most people from the UK already kne...'