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Noxigar at 05:43, 26 November 2018

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Noxigar: TIME FOR MASSIVE CRINGE, I HOPE BRIAR'S READY

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TIME FOR MASSIVE CRINGE, I HOPE BRIAR'S READY

Noxigar at 18:58, 25 November 2018

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 '''VOLKOV:''' That long, eh?
-''{Garfield nods. His eyes glow red.}''
+''{Garfield nods.}''
 '''GARFIELD:''' I'm going to help Chaos sort his shit out, even if it ''kills'' me!

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 ''{Jules hears a distant sound, of trap music coming from a cellphone. He follows the sounds; as he is "closer" to what he's looking for, the music gets louder. Eventually, he comes across a campfire and what looks to be a hotdog cart. Jules also spots a blond man whose attire consists of a fuzzy X-men jacket, a jet black snapback put on backwards, several pieces of ostentatious gold jewelry, a college T-shirt that says "Purdue" on it, some excessively-long jeans, and a pair of sneakers. This man also appears to be holding a microphone and beatboxing, while the trap music plays from a nearby cellphone.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Unspeakably evil disstrack rap that kind of establishes the sort of unpleasant fuckery that encompasses Bling as a character>''
+'''BLING:''' Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.<br>
-'''JULES:''' Yo, uh-
+''{Bling finally notices Jules, and stops.}''
 '''BLING:''' Yo, yo, yo, yo! What it is, motherfucker?! How have you come to find my fuckin' place of business this fine fuckin' day?!

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 '''VOLKOV:''' That long, eh?
-''{Garfield nods.}''
+''{Garfield nods. His eyes glow red.}''
 '''GARFIELD:''' I'm going to help Chaos sort his shit out, even if it ''kills'' me!

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 '''JULES:''' ''{internally}'' Tracy told me 'bout his bro... isn't this his-
-''{Jules hears a distant sound, of trap music coming from a cellphone. He follows the sounds; as he is "closer" to what he's looking for, the music gets louder. Eventually, he comes across a campfire and what looks to be a hotdog cart. Jules also spots a man whose attire consists of a fuzzy X-men jacket, a jet black snapback put on backwards, several pieces of ostentatious gold jewelry, a college T-shirt that says "Purdue" on it, some excessively-long jeans, and a pair of sneakers. This man also appears to be holding a microphone and beatboxing, while the trap music plays from a nearby cellphone.}''
+''{Jules hears a distant sound, of trap music coming from a cellphone. He follows the sounds; as he is "closer" to what he's looking for, the music gets louder. Eventually, he comes across a campfire and what looks to be a hotdog cart. Jules also spots a blond man whose attire consists of a fuzzy X-men jacket, a jet black snapback put on backwards, several pieces of ostentatious gold jewelry, a college T-shirt that says "Purdue" on it, some excessively-long jeans, and a pair of sneakers. This man also appears to be holding a microphone and beatboxing, while the trap music plays from a nearby cellphone.}''
 '''BLING:''' ''<Unspeakably evil disstrack rap that kind of establishes the sort of unpleasant fuckery that encompasses Bling as a character>''

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	'''CHAOS:''' '''''HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CARRY SOMETHING SO HEAVY?!'''''		'''CHAOS:''' '''''HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU CARRY SOMETHING SO HEAVY?!'''''
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I make it a point to not skip Leg Day, if I can help it.

	''{Chaos' magical lifting causes the Axe-Sword to nearly drop on him. His hands glow fel-green, which causes him to have more control over the Axe-Sword.}''		''{Chaos' magical lifting causes the Axe-Sword to nearly drop on him. His hands glow fel-green, which causes him to have more control over the Axe-Sword.}''

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	'''VOLKOV:''' Fret not, comrade!		'''VOLKOV:''' Fret not, comrade!
		+
		+	''{Garfield's eyes glow red.}''

	'''GARFIELD:''' I'm going to help Chaos sort his shit out, even if it ''kills'' me!		'''GARFIELD:''' I'm going to help Chaos sort his shit out, even if it ''kills'' me!

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 ''{Bling opens up his hotdog cart. Inside of it, are many bags filled with drugs.}''
-'''BLING:''' Aight, so I'm not sure which one ya want. I've got that ''good shit,'' though: marijuana, ecstasy, ketamine, crystal meth, PCP, GHB, LSD, liver disaster tea, Ayahuasca, that cactus stuff, and Rohypnol. There's more, but that list o' normie stuff is what most of my ''{beep}'' customers usually get.
+'''BLING:''' Aight, so I'm not sure which one ya want. I've got that ''good shit,'' though: marijuana, ecstasy, ketamine, crystal meth, PCP, GHB, LSD, liver disaster tea, Ayahuasca, that cactus ''{beep}'', and Rohypnol. There's more, but that list o' normie stuff is what most of my ''{beep}'' customers usually get.
 '''JULES:''' I'm just here for the good ol' Mary Jane.

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 '''JULES:''' Yo, uh-
-'''BLING:''' ''<Greeting in a matter befitting a white rapper, with an inquiry about how the fuck Jules got word of his presence>''
+'''BLING:''' Yo, yo, yo, yo! What it is, motherfucker?! How have you come to find my fuckin' place of business this fine fuckin' day?!
 '''JULES:''' Through your bro, Tracy.
-'''BLING:''' ''<Line of dialogue implying he and Tracy aren't on speaking terms>''
+'''BLING:''' That candy-ass ''{beep}''? Y'know he and I are motherfuckin' estranged, right?!
 '''JULES:''' Shit, sorry to hear.
-'''BLING:''' ''<Reassurance>''
+'''BLING:''' Nah, nah, it's cool. I'll forgive you, '''''ONCE I'VE SHOWN YOU MY COLLECTION.'''''
 ''{Bling opens up his hotdog cart. Inside of it, are many bags filled with drugs.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Line inquiring what kind of drugs Jules wants, while he lists the ones he has>''
+'''BLING:''' Aight, so I'm not sure which one ya want. I've got that ''good shit,'' though: marijuana, ecstasy, ketamine, crystal meth, PCP, GHB, LSD, liver disaster tea, Ayahuasca, that cactus stuff, and Rohypnol. There's more, but that list o' normie stuff is what most of my ''{beep}'' customers usually get.
 '''JULES:''' I'm just here for the good ol' Mary Jane.
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 ''{Bling takes out a Glock.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Overly intimidating threat>''
+'''BLING:''' You'll pay the full price, or I'll end yo' ''{beep}'' ass life!
 '''JULES:''' Aight, aight. I'll pay the full amount, geez. Don't get your panties in a bun-
-'''BLING:''' ''<extremely disrespectful, and bleeped-to-hell, lines essentially denigrating the idea that Bling wears panties>''
+'''BLING:''' ''Panties?'' ''{Beep}'', I do not do that ''{beep}'' shit. I knew a guy who did and I'd cap him if not for the fact that I ''{beep}'' ''{beep}'' a sheep.
 '''JULES:''' Completely unnecessary, my guy.
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 ''{Bling arrives on-screen, through use of his hotdog cart.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Familiar greetings to Lex, with inquiry of whether or not it's just a prescription refill>''
+'''BLING:''' Leeeeeeeex, my Alien friend! How's it motherfuckin' goin'?! Just here for a prescription refill, my ''{beep}''?
 ''{Lex wordlessly nods, to confirm. Bling gets out another marijuana bag, from within his hotdog cart.}''
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 '''LEX:''' It's a wonder y' ever make it out of prison at all, mon.
-'''BLING:''' ''<Pseudo-intellectual prison culture acknowledgment, with an order of vitriolic dissing implying the target is Garfield.>''
+'''BLING:''' Prison's like that ''{beep}'', near the revolvin' doors. She lets anythin' come out, if it lets her go about. Just like-
 ''{Cut to Garfield, who awakens inside the ice cream truck.}''
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 ''{Lex ignites the blunt, with a lighter. He begins smoking, much to Bling's amusement.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Joking warning that Lex will get high immediately.>''
+'''BLING:''' Careful, my ''{beep}''. That's gonna fuckin' knock your fuckin' lights out.
 '''LEX:''' It takes more than this to get me through some days, truth be told.
-'''BLING:''' ''<Reference to chance meeting with Jules, coupled with an insult towards him.>''
+'''BLING:''' Okay, now you're reminding me of this other guy I saw earlier. He was kind of a massive ''{beep}'' but I let him go on his motherfuckin' way once he paid for his shit. I can't have customers if they're all corpses, y'know?
 ''{Cut to Leigh and Gordon, at the office.}''
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 ''{Pan to Bling, who is pushing his hotdog cart.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<murmuring that the money Lex gave him almost looked like Monopoly money>''
+'''BLING:''' Why the motherfuck does Lex's money motherfuckin' remind me of some ''{beep}'' ass Monopoly money...?
 ''{Bling re-examines the money, in a different compartment of the hotdog cart. His eyes widen.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Insult against Lex.>''
+'''BLING:''' That no-good ''{beep}'' motherfucker. He's gettin' that ass banned from my wares.
 ''{Cut back to Lex and Jules. They look to be heading their separate ways.}''
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 ''{Bling flashes Lex's wad of cash.}''
-'''BLING:''' ''<Remark that the cash Lex gave him was fake, and that he'll be sorry he crossed paths with Bling>''
+'''BLING:''' Yo, Lex! You're one dumb motherfucker if you think your ''{beep}'' shit with the money is gonna save you! Get that ass banned from life!
 ''{Bling takes out his Glock. Lex slaps him.}''
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 '''CHIEF:''' I didn't think we'd see each other again, Bling... but, here we are. Just what the hell did you think you were doin' with this Glock?
-'''BLING:''' ''<Line cursing Lex's name>''
+'''BLING:''' Motherfuckin' Leeeeeeeex!
 ''{Cut to Garfield, who is now in Little Moscow, what looks to be a few hours later than everyone else. He feels slightly jovial, with the truck parking of its own accord - in the parking lot, now. He gets out of it, and heads inside to Katyusha's. The scene he bears witness to is one in media res - Lex, Chaos, and Volkov look to be arguing - Chaos is also holding a noiceably bulky AxeSword, which Garfield recognizes.}''

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	'''GARFIELD:''' ''{muffled}'' Sure, I guess...		'''GARFIELD:''' ''{muffled}'' Sure, I guess...
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		+	''{Volkov opens the door. Garfield looks to be blowing his nose.}''
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		+	'''VOLKOV:''' I hope resentment not boil over into anything drastic.
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Nah. That is going to be one ''hell'' of a weapon to replace, though...
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		+	'''VOLKOV:''' Maybe event will occur that gives spiritual successor.
		+
		+	''{Garfield sighs.}''
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I hope so. I haven't been to a high-end auction in god-knows-how-long.
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		+	'''VOLKOV:''' That long, eh?
		+
		+	''{Garfield nods.}''
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		+	'''VOLKOV:''' Fret not, comrade!
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		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I'm going to help Chaos sort his shit out, even if it ''kills'' me!
		+
		+	'''VOLKOV:''' That's spirit!

	''{Cut to Jules, who has returned to the Fundraiser event room. He sees Leigh, Gordon, and Dahn talking amongst themselves. The conversation looks to have ended.}''		''{Cut to Jules, who has returned to the Fundraiser event room. He sees Leigh, Gordon, and Dahn talking amongst themselves. The conversation looks to have ended.}''

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 ''{Bling nods, then gets out a bag filled with marijuana.}''
-'''BLING:''' It's gonna cost you two-hundred motherfuckin' boonies.
+'''BLING:''' It's gonna cost you four-hundred-and-twenty motherfuckin' boonies.
 '''JULES:''' Holy smokes, that's overpriced!
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 ''{Lex wordlessly nods, to confirm. Bling gets out another marijuana bag, from within his hotdog cart.}''
-'''BLING:''' It's gonna cost you two-hundred motherfuckin' boonies.
+'''BLING:''' It's gonna cost you four-hundred-and-twenty motherfuckin' boonies.
 '''LEX:''' Mighty Jah, you drive a hard bargain.