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Tyrannosaurus Lex at 05:54, 25 January 2020

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Noxigar at 04:45, 21 July 2019

2019-07-21T04:45:49Z

Noxigar at 03:33, 11 June 2019

2019-06-11T03:33:52Z

Noxigar at 03:32, 11 June 2019

2019-06-11T03:32:55Z

Noxigar: /* Synopsis */

2019-06-10T23:37:58Z

‎Synopsis

Noxigar at 23:37, 10 June 2019

2019-06-10T23:37:05Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 22:16, 10 June 2019

2019-06-10T22:16:28Z

Noxigar at 09:26, 30 May 2019

2019-05-30T09:26:08Z

Noxigar at 09:25, 30 May 2019

2019-05-30T09:25:26Z

Noxigar at 09:18, 30 May 2019

2019-05-30T09:18:31Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:54, 25 January 2020
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	'''XAVIER:''' Nothing, nothing.		'''XAVIER:''' Nothing, nothing.

−	''{Xavier waves his hands nonchalantly.}''	+	''{Xavier waves his hands nonchalantly. Cut to Mars.}''
		+
		+	'''COUNT X:''' I am the villain of several seasons later!
		+
		+	''{Cut back.}''
		+
		+	'''XAVIER:''' So Jackie, have you ever eaten squid?

← Older revision		Revision as of 04:45, 21 July 2019
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	'''CHAOS:''' ...Yep.		'''CHAOS:''' ...Yep.

−	''{Cut back to Garfield and Jacques flying through the city.}''	+	''{Cut back to Garfield and Jacques flying through the city and attacking each other.}''
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' You ''do'' realize the fall will kill you once these rocket boots run out of fuel, right? You're pretty much hosed.
		+
		+	''{Jacques audibly scoffs.}''
		+
		+	'''JACQUES:''' I've been through worse.
		+
		+	''{Both of them crash through the window of an office building, with minor zoom-in revealing it to be Rosenberg Industries' building. Several office coworkers look in minor shock, as the crash-landing scatters Garfield and Jacques.}''
		+
		+	'''OFFICE DULLARD:''' Someone get security, and fast! This is going to get-
		+
		+	''{Gunshots can be heard, as the camera pans upstairs to a meeting with Xavier and Jacqueline.}''
		+
		+	'''XAVIER:''' So, as you can see... this financial plan I intend to set up for Republic Island will benefit us mutually, as promised.
		+
		+	'''JACQUELINE:''' Oh, it better. I-
		+
		+	''{Security alarms go off in the office.}''
		+
		+	'''JACQUELINE:''' What the-?
		+
		+	''{A nearby phone on her desk rings. She answers it.}''
		+
		+	'''JACQUELINE:''' Hello?
		+
		+	'''OFFICE DULLARD:''' ''{from a tenuous end}'' Some guys came in through a window and are fighting each other!
		+
		+	'''JACQUELINE:''' Which guys?
		+
		+	'''OFFICE DULLARD:''' A well-dressed gunslinger and some weird-
		+
		+	''{A gunshot can be heard, which causes the connection to die. Xavier smirks, which Jacqueline takes notice of as she turns her head back to look at him.}''
		+
		+	'''JACQUELINE:''' What's so funny?
		+
		+	'''XAVIER:''' Nothing, nothing.
		+
		+	''{Xavier waves his hands nonchalantly.}''

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 *Leigh & Lex head to the Underground Market, with the latter intending for the former to be introduced to LARPing. This leads to Leigh buying ski equipment.
 *Along the way to Stephanie's apartment, Garfield picks up takoyaki and quickly finds it to his liking.
 *Jules still laments Leigh's termination from his Aunt's company, and resolves to hire Leigh as a bodyguard for $18.00/hr.
 *Gordon helps Jules, as they try to give Leigh a job interview for the bodyguard position.
 == Transcript ==

@@ Line 617: / Line 617: @@
 ''{Chaos and Noelle run out to the balcony.}''
-'''CHAOS:''' Hey, Garfield!! What's going on?
+'''CHAOS:''' Hey, Garfield!!!!!!!! What's going on?
 '''GARFIELD:''' Sorry, Chaos; I'm a little busy presently! I'll talk to you later!

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 *Garfield calls Tracy and Stephanie to wonder how things are. Stephanie asks Garfield to come over to her apartment.
 *Leigh & Lex head to the Underground Market, with the latter intending for the former to be introduced to LARPing. This leads to Leigh buying ski equipment.
 *Along the way to Stephanie's apartment, Garfield picks up takoyaki and quickly finds it to his liking.
 *Jules still laments Leigh's termination from his Aunt's company, and resolves to hire Leigh as a bodyguard for $18.00/hr.
 *Gordon helps Jules, as they try to give Leigh a job interview for the bodyguard position.

@@ Line 568: / Line 568: @@
 ''{Leigh picks up some ski equipment underneath his arms. Cut to Garfield, who is standing in shock, holding his arm up just as his cellphone was just shot out of his hands.}''
-'''GARFIELD:''' I'll have you know that was incredibly fucking rude, Mr.-
+'''GARFIELD:''' I'll have you know that was incredibly fucking rude-
 ''{Garfield turns around to see a young red-headed man in a tan duster and with a cigarette in his mouth, pointing a gun at him. He speaks in an ambiguously European accent which sounds like a mix between an Irish accent and a French accent.}''
-'''JACQUES:''' DuFour. Jacques DuFour. I've been looking for you. The D'Arques send their regards.
+'''JACQUES:''' DuFour. Jacques DuFour.
 '''GARFIELD:''' You're the Lavosian mercenary who's been sent to kill me, aren't you?
 '''JACQUES:''' The order said "neutralize," but I do enjoy taking creative liberties.
 '''GARFIELD:''' Oh yeah? Well, taste my Lapis Lazuli Straight Ballin'!
@@ Line 582: / Line 588: @@
 '''JACQUES:''' Wha-
-''{Garfield throws a box of piping hot takoyaki at Jacques' face, causing him to misfire a bullet through Stephanie's door. Garfield tries to punch Jacques, but Jacques grabs Garfield's hand and kicks through the door, into Stephanie's apartment. Jacques fires his gun at Garfield, who activates his rocket boots while still on the ground, causing him to slide around Stephanie's apartment, breaking several of her items. He slams into the wall as Jacques tries to fire again. Garfield quickly picks up a nearby potted plant and throws it at Jacques, who shoots it in mid-air.}''
+''{Garfield throws a box of piping hot takoyaki at Jacques' face, causing him to misfire a bullet through Stephanie's door. Garfield tries to punch Jacques, but Jacques grabs Garfield's hand and kicks through the door. Both of them enter the apartment. Jacques fires his gun at Garfield, who activates his rocket boots while still on the ground, causing both of them to slide around Stephanie's apartment. The sliding around breaks several of her belongings. Garfield slams into the wall, as Jacques tries to fire again. Garfield quickly picks up a nearby potted plant and throws it at Jacques, who shoots it in mid-air.}''
 '''JACQUES:''' You slippery son of a bitch!
-''{Garfield manages to get up from the ground. However, Jacques manages to grab him by the throat. With his rocket boots, Garfield thrusts himself and Jacques out of the window. Cut to Stephanie, walking up to the front door of the apartment complex as she hears the shattering of glass and instinctively jumps out of the way of falling shards. She looks up to see Garfield and Jacques.}''
+''{Garfield manages to get up from the ground. However, Jacques manages to grab him by the throat. With his rocket boots, Garfield thrusts himself and Jacques out of the window. Cut to Stephanie, walking up to the front door of the apartment complex as she hears the shattering of glass. Instinctively, she jumps out of the way of falling shards. She looks up to see Garfield and Jacques.}''
 '''STEPHANIE:''' What the hell?!
@@ Line 592: / Line 598: @@
 ''{Cut back to Garfield. Jacques is hanging on Garfield's leg as they continue flying through the air, while Garfield is trying to kick Jacques off.}''
-'''GARFIELD:''' Get off of me!!
+'''GARFIELD:''' Get off of me!
-'''JACQUES:''' Do you really think he was going to let you get away with what you did?
+'''JACQUES:''' Did you really think he was going to let you get away with what you did?
 ''{Cut to Noelle entertaining Chaos at her apartment over tea.}''
@@ Line 606: / Line 612: @@
 '''CHAOS:''' GARFIELD?!
-'''NOELLE:''' You know them?
+'''NOELLE:''' You... know... them?
 ''{Chaos and Noelle run out to the balcony.}''
-'''CHAOS:''' Hey Garfield!! What's going on?
+'''CHAOS:''' Hey, Garfield!! What's going on?
-'''GARFIELD:''' Hey Chaos, I'm a little busy right now!! I'll talk to you later!
+'''GARFIELD:''' Sorry, Chaos; I'm a little busy presently! I'll talk to you later!
 ''{Garfield and Jacques fly off. Noelle turns to Chaos.}''
 '''NOELLE:''' Is he one of Lex's friends?
 '''CHAOS:''' ...Yep.
 ''{Cut back to Garfield and Jacques flying through the city.}''

← Older revision		Revision as of 22:16, 10 June 2019
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	'''LEIGH:''' Nope! I'm sure some of it is, but I wouldn't know a lick about it!		'''LEIGH:''' Nope! I'm sure some of it is, but I wouldn't know a lick about it!

−	''{Leigh picks up some ski equipment underneath his arms.}''	+	''{Leigh picks up some ski equipment underneath his arms. Cut to Garfield, who is standing in shock, holding his arm up just as his cellphone was just shot out of his hands.}''
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' I'll have you know that was incredibly fucking rude, Mr.-
		+
		+	''{Garfield turns around to see a young red-headed man in a tan duster and with a cigarette in his mouth, pointing a gun at him. He speaks in an ambiguously European accent which sounds like a mix between an Irish accent and a French accent.}''
		+
		+	'''JACQUES:''' DuFour. Jacques DuFour. I've been looking for you. The D'Arques send their regards.
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' You're the Lavosian mercenary who's been sent to kill me, aren't you?
		+
		+	'''JACQUES:''' The order said "neutralize," but I do enjoy taking creative liberties.
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Oh yeah? Well, taste my Lapis Lazuli Straight Ballin'!
		+
		+	'''JACQUES:''' Wha-
		+
		+	''{Garfield throws a box of piping hot takoyaki at Jacques' face, causing him to misfire a bullet through Stephanie's door. Garfield tries to punch Jacques, but Jacques grabs Garfield's hand and kicks through the door, into Stephanie's apartment. Jacques fires his gun at Garfield, who activates his rocket boots while still on the ground, causing him to slide around Stephanie's apartment, breaking several of her items. He slams into the wall as Jacques tries to fire again. Garfield quickly picks up a nearby potted plant and throws it at Jacques, who shoots it in mid-air.}''
		+
		+	'''JACQUES:''' You slippery son of a bitch!
		+
		+	''{Garfield manages to get up from the ground. However, Jacques manages to grab him by the throat. With his rocket boots, Garfield thrusts himself and Jacques out of the window. Cut to Stephanie, walking up to the front door of the apartment complex as she hears the shattering of glass and instinctively jumps out of the way of falling shards. She looks up to see Garfield and Jacques.}''
		+
		+	'''STEPHANIE:''' What the hell?!
		+
		+	''{Cut back to Garfield. Jacques is hanging on Garfield's leg as they continue flying through the air, while Garfield is trying to kick Jacques off.}''
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Get off of me!!
		+
		+	'''JACQUES:''' Do you really think he was going to let you get away with what you did?
		+
		+	''{Cut to Noelle entertaining Chaos at her apartment over tea.}''
		+
		+	'''CHAOS:''' Thank you so much for inviting me here, Noelle. I'm glad that weird stuff didn't completely ruin things between us.
		+
		+	'''NOELLE:''' I keep telling you, it's fine. It's just another d- hey, what's going on over there?
		+
		+	''{Noelle points outside to Garfield and Jacques flying in the air. Garfield is punching Jacques in the head.}''
		+
		+	'''CHAOS:''' GARFIELD?!
		+
		+	'''NOELLE:''' You know them?
		+
		+	''{Chaos and Noelle run out to the balcony.}''
		+
		+	'''CHAOS:''' Hey Garfield!! What's going on?
		+
		+	'''GARFIELD:''' Hey Chaos, I'm a little busy right now!! I'll talk to you later!
		+
		+	''{Garfield and Jacques fly off. Noelle turns to Chaos.}''
		+
		+	'''NOELLE:''' Is he one of Lex's friends?
		+
		+	'''CHAOS:''' ...Yep.
		+
		+	''{Cut back to Garfield and Jacques flying through the city.}''

← Older revision		Revision as of 09:25, 30 May 2019
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	'''LEIGH:''' Why ski equipment specifically?		'''LEIGH:''' Why ski equipment specifically?

−	'''LEX:''' ~~Might jus~~' be a ~~thing with people sometimes~~.	+	''{Lex points at the Beyond section, which has ski equipment.}''
		+
		+	'''LEX:''' I think it's for that.
		+
		+	''{Leigh observes carefully, then rubs his eyes with his hands.}''
		+
		+	'''LEIGH:''' I didn't know they sold this here.
		+
		+	''{Leigh rifles through shelves of ski equipment and picks some up.}''
		+
		+	'''LEX:''' Are you concerned if any o' the stuff is magical?
		+
		+	'''LEIGH:''' Nope! I'm sure some of it is, but I wouldn't know a lick about it!
		+
		+	''{Leigh picks up some ski equipment underneath his arms.}''

@@ Line 520: / Line 520: @@
 ''{The two are greeted by a small gnome in corporate attire.}''
-'''GNOMEY:''' Welcome to Bed Bath and Beyond! Is there anything I can help you find today?
+'''GNOMEY:''' Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond! Is there anything I can help you find today?
-'''LEIGH:''' Ah, yes. I'm looking to enchant some fabric for... um. LARPing purposes, and I was wondering if you had any chiffon. Would it count as bed or bath, or is it beyond?
+'''LEIGH:''' Ah, yes. I'm looking to enchant some fabric for... um... LARPing purposes, and I was wondering if you had any chiffon. Would it count as bed or bath, or is it beyond?
-'''GNOMEY:''' Hm. A fabric typically would not be found in the bath section. It's probably in the bed section. Most fabric related things are.
+'''GNOMEY:''' Hm. A fabric typically would not be found in the bath section. It's probably in the bed section. Most fabric-related things are.
 '''LEX:''' What's in the beyond section?
@@ Line 537: / Line 537: @@
 '''GNOMEY:''' Nah. That's HappyMart. We're all peace and love here. But yeah, you can probably find chiffon in the bed section. If you need anymore help, you know where to find me!