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Noxigar at 07:24, 16 November 2018

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Noxigar at 06:00, 6 November 2018

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Noxigar: Noxigar does the Vriska thing and proceeds to shrug, otherwise doing the grammar check as needed. Also, Callforward Jutsu.

2018-11-05T17:51:45Z

Noxigar does the Vriska thing and proceeds to shrug, otherwise doing the grammar check as needed. Also, Callforward Jutsu.

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Noxigar at 17:16, 5 November 2018

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Noxigar at 16:55, 5 November 2018

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Noxigar at 02:30, 5 November 2018

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Noxigar at 02:37, 4 November 2018

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Noxigar at 02:17, 4 November 2018

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 '''CHAOS:''' Ah, screw it.
-''{Chaos drinks as he picks up the television remote and turns the television on. The camera zooms out of the apartment and shows a picture of the city of Townindale, located on Republic Island. Fast-forward a few hours later; then, zoom back to the apartment, in Lex's bedroom. Lex is sleeping in his bed, which is shaped like a race car. Above his bed is the Jamaican flag, and on the wall is a signed poster of Usain Bolt. The sun can be seen through the blinds of the window, and birds can be heard chirping outside. His alarm clock hits 7:00AM, causing it to go off to the tune of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0 Mr. Blue Sky, by ELO.] A montage follows to the music.}''
+''{Chaos drinks as he picks up the television remote and turns the television on. The camera zooms out of the apartment and shows a picture of the city of Townindale, located on Republic Island. Fast-forward a few hours later; then, zoom back to the apartment, in Lex's bedroom. Lex is sleeping in his bed, which is shaped like a race car. Above his bed is the Jamaican flag, and on the wall is a signed poster of Usain Bolt. The sun can be seen through the blinds of the window, and birds can be heard chirping outside. His alarm clock hits 7:00 AM, causing it to go off to the tune of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIxDpvjJr0 Mr. Blue Sky, by ELO.] A montage follows to the music.}''
 '''ALARM:''' Good Morning! Today's forecast calls for blue skies!

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 '''GARFIELD:''' Affirmative. I am indeed a geneticist for NoxCorp.
-'''CHAOS:''' This tiny apartment? You've had a six figure job, and you've been living... here? And you get six figures?
+'''CHAOS:''' This tiny apartment? You've had a six figure job, and you've been living... here?
 '''GARFIELD:''' Si, senor.

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 == Transcript ==
-''{Open to a long, sweeping shot of an unnamed town set to light classical music. The camera pans up to the clear, blue sky. A distant plane flies across the screen from right to left. As the title fades, cut to a slow, panning close up of the plane, where we see various passengers through the windows. Opening titles play along the bottom of the screen. Cut to inside the plane. A dolly shot takes the camera down the aisle. Flight attendants check with passengers, babies cry, etc. The camera reaches a door marked "First Class," which opens to let the camera continue through. Eventually, the camera passes a booth filled with smoke.}''
+''{Open to a long, sweeping shot of an unnamed town set to light classical music. The camera pans up to the clear, blue sky. A distant plane flies across the screen from right to left. As the title fades, cut to a slow, panning close up of the plane, where we see various passengers through the windows. Opening titles play along the bottom of the screen. Cut to inside the plane. A dolly shot takes the camera down the aisle. Flight attendants check with passengers, babies cry, etc. The camera reaches a door marked "First Class," which opens to let the camera continue through. Eventually, the camera passes a booth filled with smoke. Zoom in, to inside the smoke. Coughing his lungs up, Jules Rosenberg tries to clear the smoke with his hand, revealing himself and his father, Frank Rosenberg, who is happily puffing on a cigar.}''
 '''JULES ROSENBERG:''' Fuck, dad! Can't you slow down on the cigars for a little while, man?

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 '''BRUCE:''' I bless the rains down in Afffff-riiii-caaaaaaaa~
-''{Bruce's booth suddenly has another person in it, sitting next to him by the window. The masked creature glances briefly at the crossword, before glancing at the window, before speaking without any identifying gender or inflection to their voice.}''
+''{Bruce's booth suddenly has another person in it, sitting next to him by the window. The masked creature glances briefly at the crossword, before glancing at the window.}''
-'''GOD COMPLEX:''' 7 across, ''gazebo''.
+'''GOD COMPLEX:''' ''{speaking without any identifying gender or inflection to their voice}'' 7 across, ''gazebo''.
 ''{Bruce concentrates on that part of the crossword before writing it down.}''

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 == Summary ==
-Oh, not again.
+Oh, yes; yes, again.
 == Transcript ==

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 ''{Garfield pulls Chaos by the arm and drags him to his bedroom. The room is noticeably clean, as opposed to the rest of the apartment, and an assortment of interesting objects decorate it, to the point where no surface is left untouched.}''
-'''GARFIELD:''' I remember fondly an idea Lex and I had, to open up a Movie Museum. I'm still unsure if calling it a "Movieum" is appropriate, but I think the idea had been scrapped after I chose to fight Hollywood, and its cabal of sex traffickers and child abusers, through a number of ways both legal and illegal. Since then, I've been doing a bit of remodeling to make it more a base of operations for NoxCorp.
+'''GARFIELD:''' I remember fondly an idea Lex and I had, to open up a Movie Museum. I'm still unsure if calling it a "Movieum" is appropriate, but I recall the idea had been scrapped after I chose to fight Hollywood and its cabal of sex traffickers and child abusers, through a number of ways both legal and illegal. Since then, I've been doing a bit of remodeling to make it more a base of operations for NoxCorp.
 ''{Garfield reaches into his closet and pulls out a glowing blue claymore. He gazes upon it, looking crestfallen after a few seconds.}''
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 '''CHAOS:''' How is that ''not'' Nicholas Cage?
-'''GARFIELD:''' It's the form a Sorcerer who I unwittingly let out of a dragon figurine, allegedly owned by one of the most powerful Archmages ever. I have the cardboard cutout as a memo to relocate said magical item, as I lost it in a battle with a foolish samurai warrior, after an attempt to steal the Declaration of Independence was botched by someone letting loose a swarm of killer bees.
+'''GARFIELD:''' It's the form a Sorcerer who I unwittingly let out of a dragon figurine, allegedly owned by one of the most powerful Archmages ever. I have the cardboard cutout as a memo to relocate said magical item. I lost it in a battle with a foolish samurai warrior, after an attempt to steal the Declaration of Independence from another dimension was botched by a spectral Hellrider letting loose a swarm of killer bees.
 '''CHAOS:''' You didn't spend any money on that cardboard cutout, did you?
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 '''CHAOS:''' And you stay here?
-'''GARFIELD:''' I would move, but I might miss an auction. I am often perusing the internet and the dwarfnet for new items, especially if I can take them away from the elite in Hollywood.
+'''GARFIELD:''' I would move, but I might miss an auction. I am often perusing the Internet and the dwarfnet for new items, especially if I can take them away from the elite in Hollywood.
 '''CHAOS:''' I-
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 '''LEX:''' What are you talkin' about, mon? It's Saturday morning!
-'''CHAOS:''' Yeah, Saturday morning starts at like... 2PM in the afternoon! Who gets up at 7:00 in the morning when they have a choice? It's practically still fuckin' night time!
+'''CHAOS:''' Yeah, Saturday morning starts at like... 2:00 PM in the afternoon! Who gets up at 7:00 in the morning when they have a choice? It's practically still fuckin' night time!
 '''LEX:''' Did... did you even sleep last night?
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 '''CHAOS:''' I... think so?
-''{Flashback to 4:30AM. Chaos is sitting on the couch with a glass of Naminade, watching the television. Sounds of clashing swords, gore, and hardcore sex can be heard offscreen as Chaos watches.}''
+''{Flashback to 4:30 AM. Chaos is sitting on the couch with a glass of Naminade, watching the television. Sounds of clashing swords, gore, and hardcore sex can be heard offscreen as Chaos watches.}''
 '''CHAOS:''' I can't believe it. They've finally managed to reconcile my love for pornography and violence. This is awesome.
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 ''{A look of disgust appears on Garfield's face.}''
-'''GARFIELD:''' Unfortunately. And look how awful it's turned out already. Who knew that electing an incorrigible reality television star with absolutely no experience or charm whatsoever would turn out to be a horrendous idea? The fact that people would willingly hand over their democracy to someone with no substance, style, or any real mandate to run a country whatsoever still absolutely shocks and horrifies me to this very moment.
+'''GARFIELD:''' Unfortunately. And look how awful it's turned out already. Who knew that electing an incorrigible reality television star - with absolutely no experience or charm whatsoever - would turn out to be a horrendous idea? The fact that people would willingly hand over their democracy to someone with no substance, style, or any real mandate to run a country at all still absolutely shocks and horrifies me to this very moment.
 '''LEX:''' I think you're being a bit harsh, ya? I think President Kardashian could do a really good job if given the chance.

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 '''ANDREW DAVIES:''' What is it?
-'''MADELYN:''' Can I have a Jolt Cola? Diet please, I'm trying to keep my figure.
+'''MADELYN:''' Can I have a Jolt Cola? Diet, please; I'm trying to keep my figure.
 '''ANDREW DAVIES:''' I- um, don't you understand that we are a-