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<p>Ye cannae change the laws of physics, Captain!</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Synopsis ==<br /> A means of pick-up lining to banish people to the friend zone is elaborated upon by Noxigar.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Fade in: The crew sitting around in the living room.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' No, no, no, no. One system could not fit everybody.<br /> <br /> '''TJ:''' No, no! It totally works all the time!<br /> <br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' TJ's got his head on straight here. I've never failed with it.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Okay, but what does it stand for?<br /> <br /> '''Nurture Dependance''' - Make sure the girl relies on you for everything.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Alyssa's apartment building. Alyssa and Noxigar pull up in front, and get out. Cut: inside Alyssa's apartment.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' Ohh, you know what, I left something in your car. I'll be right back, okay?<br /> <br /> '''ALYSSA:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Noxigar watching as her car sinks into a lake. Cut: Noxigar at a fusebox. He flips a few switches. Cut: Alyssa's apartment.}''<br /> <br /> '''ALYSSA:''' Why'd my electricity go out?<br /> <br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' I don't know, you'd better go check the fusebox. Sometimes those just turn themselves off.<br /> <br /> ''{Alyssa leaves. Noxigar moves the fridge out and finds a ballpeen hammer. He smashes up the back of the fridge. Alyssa comes back, shortly after the electricity.}''<br /> <br /> '''ALYSSA:''' You know, that's weird. I've never had that happen before.<br /> <br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' Really? Happens all the time to me.<br /> <br /> '''Outwit Yourself''' - When giving the girl gifts, always outwit yourself and do better than the previous time before; that way you maintain their interest in you. This step is to be done immediately after step N is complete.<br /> <br /> ''{Day 1: Theta gives Foil flowers. Day 2: Theta gives Foil a car. Day 3: Theta gives Foil tickets to see a baseball game with him. Day 4: Theta is at baseball game, treating Foil to a nice restaurant right afterwards. Day 5: Theta gives Foil all the previous items from before simultaneously, and then some extra money.}''<br /> <br /> '''Xcommunicate''' - Cut off contact entirely.<br /> <br /> ''{Theta snips his phone lines, cancels all mail and phone services, and bricks over his door. He also writes a fake suicide note. He then sneaks out into the woods in the middle of the night, setting up camp in a small clearing.}''<br /> <br /> '''Instigate Concern''' - Give her the barest scraps of info (again lies) through a trickle system. Don't give it to her directly. This process lasts months.<br /> <br /> '''SINE:''' Hey, Tangent.<br /> <br /> '''TANGENT:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''SINE:''' I'm going to go to the bank to get jewelry for you.<br /> <br /> '''TANGENT:''' Okay.<br /> <br /> ''{Sine walks away}''<br /> <br /> '''NOXIGAR:''' Actually, that was a half-truth. Sine really ''is'' going to the bank, but for different reasons which I won't explain because I really don't want to.<br /> <br /> '''Get Her Back''' - Go back to her, and it's honeymoon all over again! You should have no trouble with this step if the other steps have been easy for you.<br /> <br /> '''Absolute Breakdown''' - Fake some drama. Break up when she's not yet out of the honeymoon, but it best be from circumstances outside your control.<br /> <br /> '''Repeat''' - Do steps X though A many times over, with increase in time between steps each go around.</div>

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