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You are in Trobots cafe, the main hangout for all Wiki Users.

==Menu==
Feel free to add any drink with any effect.

===Added Drinks===
*Reversa-Cola - Reverses the effect of any drink.
*Sploda-Soda - WARNING. MAY CAUSE HEAD TO A SPLODE.
*Cran-cherry cola - Causes a faster agility in the drinker, which is good for getting onto rides for free, winning races, and so on! It's like legal cheating!
*Cold Cold Cold Soda - A real cold soda. Recomended for cleaning down the spicy taste of a Spicy Spearmint.
*Bloody Tortan - Will make you psychotic for the rest of the day.
*Future Float - Turns you into your future self.
*Past Milkshake - Turns you into your past self.
*Super Cocktail - Gives you super powers.
*Heroes Soda - Turns you into a character from Heroes.
*Raiku's Unresistable Cola - Once you drink it, you will want more and more and more.
*Root beer float - Quenches your thrist.
*Well Soda - Makes your face turn into a well face.
*Lemon's Sour Brew - Makes your mouth SO sour your face disappears!
*Spark Cola - The most famous soda in Decentville and beyond! Stan's fave.
*Flame Cola - Spark Cola's biggest contender. Will it succeed?
*Mr. Pep - What flavor is this? Nobody knows!
*Peppy Tonic - Kirby's favorite!
*Emem Rewop Soda - Makes you turn into a meme.
*Atomic Tonic - An extremely sour and sweet soda with a jolt of caffeine.
*Pepper Cola - A spicy soda that makes your mouth tingle. Not actually pepper flavoured.
*Stop Soda - Chrionroar's own brand of soda, that was somehow shipped to Wiki City. Turns drinker into a talking stop sign.
*Fruity McDudey - Another competing Wikity brand in the strange colas market. Turns drinker into a fruit with sunglasses on.
*Seizure Soda - Gives drinker a seizure.
*Cold Beer - For more mature drinkers. Only people 21+ can legally drink it.
*Warm Beer - A bit more gamy than cold ones.
*Boiling Beer - Who would drink this?
*Düdbrü - The only brü for real düds!
*Mangosteen juice - What caused marissa to go on her strike. A delicious sweet and tart mixture.
*Mangosteen smoothie - A very nice smoothie.
*Mangosteen wine - I just heard that it makes good wine, and I know you're mostly drunkees.
*CAPITAL BEER - MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPITAL
*Puka Cola - Makes you puke all the time

===Added Food===
*Reversa-Burger - Reverses the effect of any food.
*Mega-Pie - May transform the consumer into a SUPRA FIGHTING ROBOT.
*Spicy Spearmint - May cause you to catch on fire.
*Broodwich - Sends you to a badly-drawn universe inhabited by [http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/broodwich/full/broodwich04.jpg these guys] for a few seconds. The ax-wielding sausage-thing will try to kill you.
*Future Dog - Turns you into your future self.
*Past Burger - Turns you into your past self.
*Super Sub - Gives you super powers
*Akira Salad - Trys to Assimilate with you. 
*Grilled cheese sandwhich with fries - Fills you up.
*Heroes Pizza - Turns you into a character from Heroes.
*Raiku's Unresistable Spaghetti & Meatballs - Once you eat, you will want more and more and more.
*Disco Fries - Gives you the urge to dance.
*Soviet Union Fries - Makes FRIES eat YOU!
*Prawn Cocktail - I love prawns. It's as simple as that!
*Leek Dumples - Uh... is this a dumpling or what?
*Platypus Burger - This is needlessly cruel. And needlessly bland.
*Ninja D's Horribly Resistable Sandwich - Beans, cheese and something called a "homogenized blend" make this possibly the worst sandwich ever.
*Ninja D's Horrible Abomi-nachos - Stale nachos and squeezy cheese make a flavor taste that will send you to <s>an early grave</s> I mean the moon!
*Ninja D's Flavor Crusts - WHAT IS A FLAVOR CRUST
*Kiddie Sandwich - Makes you turn into a baby that makes horrible stinkies.
*Hamburger - Normal Hamburger.
*Hot Dog - Normal Hot Dog.
*Pizza - Normal Pizza.
*French Fries - Normal French Fries.
*Spaghetti & Meatballs - Normal Spaghetti & Meatballs.
*Kiddie Meal - Comes with a hamburger, a small soda, and a toy.
*Stan's Pasta Platter - The most delicious pasta this side of Decentville!
*Seizure Sandwich - Gives eater a seizure.
*Nerd Nachos - Turns you into a nerd.
*ManNachos - Turns you into a living statue of yourself, but made out of nachos and held together by molten cheese.
*Super corn dog - Makes you have super corn dog powers.
*lowercase casserole - makes you type in lower case
*CAPITAL CASSEROLE- LETS YOU TALK IN ALL CAPS
*Meme Cake - Makes you use random memes.

==Navigation==

*[[Wiki User Wiki: ONLINE/City|Back to the city]]

==Chat==

'''RYAN:''' I think I'll just get a soda...

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Is there anything healthy? I'm on a diet. Vegetables for example.

'''LEMON:''' I'll take a Mega-Pie.

'''MALOA:''' Might I have a cran-cherry cola, a sploda-soda, and a spicy spearmint?

'''CAPTCHA:''' MEGA-PIE!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!!

'''RYAN:''' ''{eats Disco Fries, turns on a radio that starts playing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-k4XZZjrM8 this], Starts moonwalking on the table and then starts to dance}''

'''MALOA:''' I'm leaving. ''{walks out}''

'''LEMON:''' Hmmmm... ''{Eats Disco Fries, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eew5OS83D-I this] plays, and he does the robot}''

'''CAPTCHA:''' WELL-SODA OK! ''{drinks well-soda}'' [[Image:Well.PNG]]

'''STAN:''' I'll take a Spark Cola, I guess.

''{Stan takes a swig of the Spark Cola.}''

'''STAN:''' Good stuff!

'''LEMON:''' Prawn Cocktail? Awesome! ''{grabs one}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' Akira Salad? Alright. ''{Eats it, and the salad starts fusing with Sephiroth.}'' Crap.

'''KANEDA:''' AKIRAAAAAA

'''STAN:''' That Horribly Resistable Sandwich sounds pretty good!

''{Stan takes a bite and promptly hurls into a nearby trash can. Ninja Duck walks out and puts a sign on the trashcan reading "Ninja D's Homestyle Slopwich".}''

'''RAIKU:''' I would like a hamburger & soda, Raggon would like a Spaghetti & Meatballs and Beer, and Raggonix would like a Kiddie Meal, please. ''{they eat}''

'''RAGGONIX:''' I got a power ranger toy!

'''NINJADUCK:''' ''{grabs a basket of Flavour Crusts}'' Time to go face to face with my own horrible cooking! Bottoms up!

''{Ninjaduck takes a bite out of one of the crusts and pukes instantly into the basket.}''

'''NINJADUCK:''' ''{wincing}'' Th-their a flavor sensation!

''{Stan looks over to see Ninjaduck.}''

'''STAN:''' ''You're'' the one behind this stuff?! You should be locked up! In jail! For this.

'''NINJADUCK:''' You're the one who ate it.

''{Conchris runs in, brushing the dust off of him}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{looks around}'' Wait... I remember a place similar to this... ''{stops looking}'' I'd like to try the Stop Soda, even though it was a competing brand in Wikity. ''{to self}'' Damn that Mr. Person!

''{Conchris drinks the stop soda and turns into a stop sign}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' WOAH! That was strange... I sure hope no idiot tries to gnaw at me. Or, at least I didn't bring the idiot that is famous for eating so many stop signs.

''{A group of children run in and start chucking rocks at Conchris.}''

''{Conchris suddenly jumps over the counter and drinks the Reversa-Cola, turning him into a perfectly normal human being}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I forgot how people don't like stop signs here.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{comes in}'' Trobots? What does that mean?

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{stands up from behind the counter}'' Trobots... ''{thinks of a second}'' Trolling Robots? ''{shrugs}''

'''PATRICK:''' Meh. Anyway, I would like a pizza. A normal pizza. Not a pizza that messes with anyone, but just a regular, normal, pizza with extra cheese.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{walks in}'' I think I'll have a Seizure Soda. ''{sips}'' ...I don't feel anyth-''{head explodes into a pool of blood}'' OH GOD! THIS ISN'T A SEIZURE! THIS IS WORSE! MUCH WORSE!

'''PATRICK:''' I think he got "Sploda-Soda"...

'''NINJADUCK:''' 'Bout time.

'''PATRICK:''' Where's my pizza?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Well, I somehow ended up behind this counter because some kids thought it would be funny to chuck rocks at me. Anyway... ''{hands Patrick the pizza and jumps over the counter}'' Let's see... I would like to grab myself a Fruity McDudey. ''{grabs a can of Fruity McDudey, drinks it and throws into the bin}'' Huh. I guess nothing happened.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{eats a slice of his pizza}'' Mmm-mmm. Just the way I like it.

'''CAPTCHA:''' OH RLY???? ''{throws well soda in every ones mouth}'' MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh look! A penny! ''{ducks under the soda to grab the penny, a box pops up reading "Found a penny on the floor! Conchris took it."}'' Alright... ''{stands up}'' who threw that darned soda?

''{maloa dodges out of conchris's way, and leaves}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{reforms head, removes bell, revealing his squid-like head and his armlessness. He stretches some tentacles onto Captcha's head, rips it off, revealing Captcha is a robot being controlled by the NSMC Vandal and Micah}'' Aha! Just as I thought!

'''CAPTCHA:''' I AM FIREING MAH LAZER!!!!! ''{captcha shoops da woops on im a bell}''

'''LEMON:''' Quick! ''{Throws the Seizure Soda on Captcha, how has a seizure}''

'''STAN:''' Lowercase Casserole? Sounds delicious! ''{takes a bite}'' this tastes funny

''{stan walks off}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I CALL UPON THE POWER OF WIBBLE!!! ''{pulls out some white boxers and two pencils. He puts the boxers on his head, and stick the pencils up his nose. a large cape appears on his back. He grows arms, the boxers become long, white hair, and the pencils become tusks}'' YOU READY TO FIGHT?

''{maloa comes in, upside down. hot wheels cars are super glued to his head}''

'''MALOA:''' Look what I can do with my legs! ''{twist his legs around eachother seven times}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Yes. Yes. That's very impressive. Anyway... ''{is interrupted by the loud beeping noise}'' Crap... someone is trying to operate my computer. I must go immediately! ''{pulls out the device that he somehow had in his pocket and shuts it off, stopping the noise}'' But first, I might help myself to the CAPITAL CASSEROLE. ''{eats the CAPITAL CASSEROLE}'' HMM. I FEEL NO DIFFERENT. OH WELL. ''{WALKS OFF}''

'''MALOA:''' ''{begins rolling around, out of his controle}'' Um... can someone help?

'''CAPTCHA:''' Capital Cassroll mmm! ''{captcha eats the capital cassroll}'' I DON'T FEEL GOOD....

'''ALXXMaXX:''' ''{enters, starts singing to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UsgeKNGtqI the Sprockets theme]}'' Doot doot doodoo! Doo doot, doodoo! Doot doo doodoo! The Trobots Cafe!

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