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'''HOMESTRONG:''' Wow bro, you call this a mansion? This place sucks!

'''BADSTAR:''' You do realize I hate you, right?

''{Im a bell, Sarah, and Yog walk in}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, Badstar. I haven't seen you in a while. Who's this?

'''MARISSA:''' ''{walks in with a soda cup}'' I don't think I can get a soda refill here, can I?

'''BADSTAR:''' This is my brother... Homestrong. Would you mind killing him for me? Please?

'''HOMESTRONG:''' Oh, come on! I'm not that bad, you big baby!

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh, real mature! Just because you were created first...

''{The two start arguing loudly}''

'''MARISSA:''' ''{yeling so loud, im a bell's bell snaps in half, the windows break, and every one jumps into the air, in a surprised position}'' QUIEEEEEEEEET! ''{speaking normally}'' Thank you.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{comes in, speaking angrily}'' Okay, who shouted the glass off of my PT Spyder?!?!

'''BADSTAR AND HOMESTRONG:''' ''{Glaring at each other}'' ...I hate you.

'''MARISSA:''' ''{points at homestrong}'' He broke it!

'''HOMESTRONG:''' What!? No I did-

'''BADSTAR:''' Yes. Yes he did.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{bell halves fall to the ground revealing his Cthulhu-like face and lack of arms. Sarah lungs at him and starts making out with him}''

'''YOG:''' ...This is getting progresssively more and more disturbing. ''{to Badtar}'' ...Anyways, so, you're Bell's friend, are you? I'm Bell's brother, Yog Sothoth Bellstrom. Nice to meet you.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{to Homestrong}'' Okay, so how will you be paying for the glass?

'''BADSTAR:''' Nice to meet you to, sir! I heard you're a lawyer. I am too!

'''HOMESTRONG:''' I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!

'''PATRICK:''' Well, it ''did'' sound like a girl screaming...

'''MARISSA:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Right. ''{normally}'' I can't hit a note higher than a high b.

'''PATRICK:''' Yep, that's the same voice I heard that screamed. So, how will you pay for the glass?

'''MARISSA:''' Zilch dollars.

'''PATRICK:''' Pay or else I'll get Iori to steal all of the cheese in your house.

'''MARISSA:''' ...I hate cheese. Also... ''{puts a dvd in the player. it shows homestrong hitting the not. marissa smiles smugly}''

'''PATRICK:''' That's obviously a picture of his head on your head.

'''MARISSA:''' I'd sooner do the watusi then fake a video.

''{The tape suddenly jumps to a video of Marissa doing th Watusi.}''

'''MARISSA:''' One second. ''{dials maloas cell phone number}''

'''MALOA:''' ''{on the other line}'' Hello?

''{marissa blows a foghorn into the cell phone.}''

'''MARISSA:''' Get to badstars house. Now. ''{closes her phone}''

'''PATRICK:''' Pay up! I can't get new glass if you don't!

'''IORI:''' ''{comes in}'' Don't you have enough money yourself, Pat?

'''PATRICK:''' ...

'''MALOA:''' ''{walks in}'' What is it?

'''MARISSA:''' No! ''{swats maloa with a flyswatter}'' No video faking! ''{swats him twice}'' No oreo's for you! ''{kicks him in the chin a few times. maloa then whines like a dog, and crawls off}'' Now, what were you saying?

'''PATRICK:''' Uh... I don't have enough money, Iori!

'''IORI:''' Yeah you do! Don't you have like, 1 million- ''{Patrick covers Iori's mouth}''

'''PATRICK:''' ''{to Marissa}'' Ok, I'll let you off with a warning. Please don't do it again. ''{leaves with Iori}''

'''MARISSA:''' Yay! Anyways, how else can I get an excuse to hurt maloa?

'''PATRICK:''' ''{from a distance}'' I heard that!

'''MARISSA:''' I know!

'''YOG:''' ...How did you know I'm a lawyer?

'''BADSTAR:''' I saw the latest episode of Records Of Bell.

'''YOG:''' Oh. Of course.

'''IM A BELL:'''''{gets up, a new bell forms upon his head}'' Sorry about that, Badstar. That was my wife. Have you met her?

''{A sign is in Badstar's place that says, "[[Wiki_User_Wiki:_ONLINE/Houses/Stan/bed/court|In an important trial. Will return later]].}''

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