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<p>hope you like it</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>War.<br /> <br /> War never sleeps.<br /> <br /> Just like my cat, Dancer.<br /> <br /> Dancer's always waking me up in the middle of night meowing for no reason in particular. &quot;I fed you already, Dancer!&quot; I whisper. Dancer continues to purr. &quot;Go to sleep, Dancer!&quot; I grunt. Dancer does not want to stop. &quot;Dammit!&quot; I yell as I kick Dancer out of my room and slam the door. For the rest of the night, I hear a soft scratching on my door. If I didn't know Dancer was out there, I would think a ghost was out to get me.<br /> <br /> One time at band camp I thought I saw a ghost. It turned out to be my roommate who was one of those albinos. That didn't stop me from throwing my makeshift soda bobms at it, yelling &quot;Demon beast Gozer!&quot;. I later apologized, but the relationship was strained forever.<br /> <br /> His name was Randy. I have a cousin named Randy. He lives in Ohio. I don't see him a lot. Not as much as I'd like.<br /> <br /> War.</div>

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