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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/zoo" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/zoo">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/zoo</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/zoo" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/zoo">Wiki User Email Zoo977/zoo</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br /> Marissa tried to bring zoo back to life.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:''' Marissa, Dot, Zorax, Yvonne&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' The kitchen, Zorax's room<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{Cuts to the kitchen. marissa is a the table looking at her watch}''<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Whic button opens up the email again? <br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' It doesn't matter. Just do this! ''{slams every watch button onto the gorund. the screen pops out}''<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Thanks! ''{looks at the email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo5&quot;&gt;<br /> Dear Mairissa,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Please find a way to bring Zoo977&lt;br&gt;<br /> back, I miss him. &lt;br&gt;<br /> From,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Man-o-man<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' What do you mean by &quot;bring him back&quot;? Do you mean bring him back to life, or just put him in these emails?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' I think he means back to life.<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Well, I'm not even sure if that's possible.<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' So, we need to find someone who believes the impossibles possible.<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' ''{yelling}'' Zorax!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in, wearing a dog costume}'' Yes?<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' I can't take you seriously in that.'<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:'''I couldn't find any of my shirts.<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Anyways, is it possible to bring someone back to life?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' A bigger question, can you gain back your social life after wearing that?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Maybe, and no. <br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zorax's room. there is a sheet of paper has facts on it, that the three are surrounding}''<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' So, what do you think we should do?<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Well, according to this, we just have to recalibrate the internal combustion engine.<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' You got a sheet of car facts!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Well, I have nothing on his species!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Oh yes you do!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' I dont!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Then describe why there's a sheet labled homestars out of your fact files drawer.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' There's a drawer like that?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' I now see why they call you a smart idiot.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' ''{takes out the sheet, looks at it}'' Well, technacaly, with plomarten, it's possible. <br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' How would that be?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' It would involve an oven burner, and a-<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' We can do that! C'mon, dot! ''{runs off. dot follows}''<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' -gender change.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the kitchen. yvonne is there, making cranberry sauce. dot and marisa run in}''<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' We have to bring back zoo! ''{grabs the burner the cranberry sauce was on. it spills all over yvonne, causing her to trip. they run off}''<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' Someone hlep! My flesh is burning!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zorax's room. zorax is there, stuffing ice cream into a toaster. dot and marissa run in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' You got the burner!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Yep!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Now all I have to do is spend a year changing zoo into a girl and-<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' You need a gender change in order for this to work!<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Zoo wouldn't be... normal as a girl!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' It would just be creepy!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Do you want a female zoo, or no zoo?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Hm...<br /> <br /> ''{cuts ot the kitchen. do t is sitting at the kitchen table, on the phone. Marissa is sitting across from her}''<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Yes. No. Yes yes. Yes! ''{closes the phone}'' Good news!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' We got a funeral scedualed!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Where?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' At sea!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' ''{crinkles mouth}'' Bye. ''{walks off}''<br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> Click the facts sheet to see a car that looks like zoo.<br /> ==Fun facts==<br /> *Zoo's funeral will be held at sea in the next email.<br /> <br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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