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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/soap" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/soap">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/soap</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/soap" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/soap">Wiki User Email Zoo977/soap</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br /> Zoo demands for good tasting soap.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Marissa (voice only), Dot, Maloa, Nicholas, Zorax&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' The hospital, zoo's main room, outside of zoo's bathroom, the pool room, Zorax's room, Zoo's front yard<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{cuts to outside of the hospital. there is a road crew outside, with tons of concrete being put on. zoo is thrown out of the hospital, into the wet concrete.}''<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' ''{not seen}'' Don't come back until you're really hurt!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zoo's living room. dot is there, reading a magazine. zoo opens the front door, and is revealed ot be covered in cement. dot looks up, and frowns}''<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Dare I ask?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Marissa kicked me into wet cement. Excuse me while I go wash off. ''{leaves}''<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Be sure to flush albino down the toilet!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Why?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' You don't want to know. ''{shudders}''<br /> <br /> ''{cuts ot outside of the bathroom. zoo walks out, mummified in towels. steam comes out of the bathroom. maloa walks by}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Wasn't the fan on?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What's this &quot;fan&quot; you speak of?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Maybe the giant one next to the shower that looked like a dutch windmill.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Oh, that. I thought it was an automatic knife. <br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' You have issues.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the pool room. zoo is sitting at the creamy}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{to the tune of chicken fry}'' And a little bit of e-mail. Some cold text on a friday night. ''{opens an email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo4&quot;&gt;<br /> ZOO&lt;br&gt;<br /> I OUGHTA WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT&lt;br&gt;<br /> KIDS THESE DAYS&lt;br&gt;<br /> - Steve&lt;br&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' You're right. My mouth is kind still stuffed with wet cement.<br /> <br /> '''NICHOLS:''' ''{rolls in}'' I'll do it! ''{stuffs a bar of soap into zoo's mouth. he spits it out}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' That soap tastes a lot worse than it smells.<br /> <br /> '''NICHOLAS:''' What'd you expect?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' For a good tasting soap.<br /> <br /> '''NICHOLAS:''' Weirdo. ''{rolls off}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Maybe if I get the geography right, I'll make a good tasting soap!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zorax's lab. zoo walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Hey, zorax! I need you to make me a good tasting soap!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Do you even know why it tastes awful?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{mocking zorax}'' Becasue it's poisonous for you. ''{normal}'' I just need soap that tastes good.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' You know you're an idiot, right?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I don't care how impractical you think it is, you've made some pretty dumb stuff.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Give me one example.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' A cake that keeps baking itsself.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' It's an infanant cake that is currently solving world hunger!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' How isn't that dumb?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Fine, whatever, I'll make the clensing lawsuit.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Good. ''{cuts to zoo's front yard. zoo is there, with a cake platter in front of him. he's eating the cake one slice at a time. maloa comes outside}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Why is zorax making soap?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Because I'm hungry.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Then why did you ask him when you can eat that cake?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Because I ate concrete.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' You make less sence every da-<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' ''{not seen}'' AAAAH!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' That doesn't sound happy.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the living room. dot is watching bell quest: live and reloaded. zoo and maloa rush in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What happened?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' I just found out that... my brothers Badstar!<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' And thats bad how?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' It's not! I just do a little tweaking to this ''{holds up a rolled up paper}'' and take a few tips from zorax, and I'm ready!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Woohoo!<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Isn't that a genius plan?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I bet it would be if you didn't tell it anonymously!<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Hey, where is the melon head, anyways?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in with a bar of soap}'' I've got the soap!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Thanks! ''{takes the soap, stuffs it in his mouth}'' Cherry pie flavored!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' That's exactly what it is!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Oh. So, all I needed was pie to clear out my mouth?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Exactly.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' You could have used anything moist.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Oh. Then why did the cake not work?<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' What cake?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' The one that bakes itself.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' I thought I donated that to charity!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Bye! ''{runs out}''<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' You come back here! ''{rushes after him}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' So, do you have the plan scetched out?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Right here. ''{hands maloa a napkin}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Er...<br /> <br /> {{zoo paper 2}}<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> Click on the paper at the end. It is a white sheet covered in doodles. A triangle and an oval are visible.<br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *The hospital has been meantioned in the last few emails.<br /> *In bell quest: live and reloaded, it is revealed homeschool is badstars father.<br /> *The cake refers to whirled. Zoo's favorite item is a cake that keeps baking itself.<br /> <br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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