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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/mf" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/mf">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/mf</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/mf" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/mf">Wiki User Email Zoo977/mf</a>: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Description==<br /> A parody of [http://www.the-n.com/theclick/?categoryId=22255&amp;lineupId=22252&amp;titleId=22217 making fiends.]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:''' Pinky, unknown people, Yvonne, Pablo, Homeschool, Lynne, Zoo, Dot, toupee, Divzon, Vinera, Xaviar&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' Mangosteen middle school, downtown west narry, Homeschools room, the cooking room, the pier<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{a normal beginning plays. However, pinky replaces vendetta, pablo replaces hampster, and yvonne replaces charolette. Lerics are altered t othe needs. Cuts to a hallway in Mangosteen middle school. Homeschool is walking down the hallway looking a bit glum. he looks up, and sees lynne.}''<br /> <br /> '''LYNNE:''' Hello, homeschool.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' ''{nervous}'' Oh, hey, lynne. Um, I was wondering-<br /> <br /> '''LYNNE:''' ''{About to open a door}'' What?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Um, goodbye? ''{runs off in the opposite direction. cuts to his classroom. he walks in, looking sadder. yvonne walks up to him.}''<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' I brought you an apple! ''{hands homeschool a red apple, walks offscreen. cuts to a view of homeschool looking at his reflection in the apple. he smiles}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' I've never had a student bring me an apple before. ''{looks up}'' Thanks, yvonne.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a view of the class. zoo and dot replace marvin and maggie}''<br /> <br /> '''PINKY:''' So, you like gifts from students, huh? I will birng in a present better than a stupid apple.<br /> <br /> ''{a fiend mouth cuts to the next day. pinky walks in. pinkys hands homeschool a wrapped package}''<br /> <br /> '''PINKY:''' I have made you a gift much better than fruit.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Um, well, thank you, pinky.<br /> <br /> '''PINKY:''' Well? Open it!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' ''{opens the package. something brown is sticking out of it.}'' Um...<br /> <br /> '''PINKY:''' It's a wig for your stupid head. Wear it!<br /> <br /> ''{homeschool puts on the toupee. a bird flies in, and pecks it. a face appears on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' ''{in albino's voice}'' Shoo!<br /> <br /> ''{the bird flies away. homeschool gasps, and hesitantly looks at the toupee.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' Hello, homeschool. It's your lucky day.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to downtown west narry. homeschool is walking down the street. he passes divzon}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' Hello, divzon.<br /> <br /> '''DIVZON:''' Hello, homeschool.<br /> <br /> ''{as he continues walking, he passes vinera putting somethign in a mailbox}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' What a charming outfit, vinera.<br /> <br /> '''VINERA:''' Thanks, homeschool!<br /> <br /> ''{homeschool walks a bit more nervous now. he walks past xaviar}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' Hello, mr. bank maneager.<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAR:''' Oh, hello, homeschool. <br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Cut it out!<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' I'm just making this easier for you.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a close up of homeschools face. he gasps. a zoom out shows walking onscreen}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' Hello, lynne. My, you look wonderful today. What are you doing in town.<br /> <br /> '''LYNNE:''' I'm just walking to my book club meeting. We're discussing the magical egg of istanbul.<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' That sounds delightful!<br /> <br /> '''LYNNE:''' Would you like to join?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' ''{nervous}'' Um, well...<br /> <br /> '''LYNNE:''' Great! I'll see you there. ''{walks offscreen}''<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to homeschools bedroom. he's looking into a mirror.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' Do'nt I make you look not disgusting?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Why, yes. ''{short pause}'' Wait, wha-<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' Tell me, did you enjoy today?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well, yes.<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' I can make you feel even happier. That is, if you do me one little favor.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' What's that?<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' ''{angered}'' Destroy yvonne!<br /> <br /> ''{a flash of lighting plays, and homeschool gasps. cuts to cooking class the next day. yvonne is looking at two glasses of blue liquid by the sink. a container labled sink cleaner is nearby.}''<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' Homeschool, which one has kool aid?<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' The one on the left.<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' Ok! ''{is about to drink it}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' No! ''{swats it out of her hand}'' The other one.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a close up of homeschool and the toupee}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' I'm sorry, I just can't do it.<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' It's easy.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a view of yvonne reaching for a watch in a small black area. a zoom out reveals she is looking in an oven. homeschool is looking at her with a confused expression. after a few seconds. it shows yvonne looking in a spice cabinet under a row of magnitized knife. a pan to the side shows homeschool, looking at a demagnitizing button. after a few more seconds, it shows yvonne dancing under a cabinet labled pots and pans. a string is on the bottom pannel. homeschool is gently hoding the string. cuts to a pier. a schoolbus is parked in the background. yvonne is attempting to grab something on a cliff over a railing.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' I don't think I can.<br /> <br /> '''TOUPEE:''' One little push, and it will all be over...<br /> <br /> '''MORE SOON!'''</div>

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