https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977%2FkaltWiki User Email Zoo977/kalt - Revision history2026-06-20T14:11:07ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/kalt&diff=134346&oldid=prevMiss Peach: moved Marissa's mailbox/old/kalt to Wiki User Email Zoo977/kalt over redirect: Starting up again.2009-05-17T11:24:43Z<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/kalt" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/kalt">Marissa's mailbox/old/kalt</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/kalt" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/kalt">Wiki User Email Zoo977/kalt</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br />
Kalt is introduced.<br><br />
'''CAST:''' Marissa, Maloa, Zorax, Kalt<br><br />
'''SETTING:''' The islands beach, an unknown patch in the forest.<br />
==Transcript==<br />
''{cuts to the beach. Marissa is there, sobbing into her hands. maloa walks in}''<br />
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'''MALOA:''' What's wrong?<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Dot and larry are trapped in the sunk ship.<br />
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'''MALOA:''' That sucks.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' That's not all. I did some calculations on my watch.<br />
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'''MALOA:''' How?<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Zorax actaully did them. We have four days to get them out, or they're dead.<br />
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'''MALOA:''' Oh. Anyways, I'm gonna go back to the hut.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' What hut?<br />
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'''MALOA:''' Albino built one.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Well, we need to MAKE DIVING SUITS!<br />
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'''MALOA:''' Just check your email and forget it all. ''{leaves}''<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' I don't see how this would help. ''{opens the sreen on her watch}''<br />
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<blockquote class="Zoo5"><br />
<div>Idea!</div><br />
Dear Mirissa,<br><br />
Heres an idea: Bring Zoo977 back<br><br />
and let Zorax make him a girl, then kill<br><br />
him again, then when he comes back,<br><br />
he'll be a boy!<br><br />
Pritty good huh?<br><br />
-Man-o-man<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''MARISSA:''' We need to start off easily and bring back the winners. Then we can ask zorax to bring back-<br />
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'''ZORAX:''' ''{not seen}'' No can do.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' What? ''{zooms out, to reveal zorax right next to marissa}'' When did you walk in?<br />
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'''ZORAX:''' Just now. In order to bring someone back, they would need to be female. Does it make sence you would have to change someones gender to bring them back?<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' No, bu-<br />
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'''MALOA:''' ''{not seen}'' AGH!<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Holy crap! ''{runs into the forest}''<br />
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'''ZORAX:''' What was I just talking about?<br />
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''{cuts to in the woods. maloa is twitching, and looking at the ground. in a giant hole, two arms in blue sleeves are seen. marissa runs in}''<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Did nicholas take wendys sleep pills?<br />
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'''MALOA:''' No, this isn't nicholas. His legs were working well.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Are- are you ok?<br />
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''{kalt jumps out of the gorund wiht surprising energy. marissa and maloa jump back quickly}''<br />
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'''KALT:''' Yeah, I'm ok! Hey, I'm kalt! I like squids. Squids are awesome. They can have eyes the size of dinner plates! Dinner plates sometimes tastes better than actual dinners. <br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Do you have half a brain?<br />
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'''KALT:''' I have an IQ of 132! Did you know that I can sometimes actually swim as low as squids? That is over 6500 feet! However, my organs crunch.<br />
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''{marissa and maloa look at each other briefly}''<br />
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'''MALOA:''' How strong are you?<br />
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'''KALT:''' I can support up to 110 pounds!<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Then how do you stand?<br />
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'''KALT:''' I weigh 93 pounds.<br />
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'''MALOA:''' So I take it yuo can't swim down, and bring up a ship.<br />
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'''KALT:''' I can pull anything above water that is above ten pounds.<br />
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'''MALOA:''' Um... do you know anything about a sunken boat?<br />
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'''KALT:''' I saw one. I found two things in it. ''{pulls a small blue box out of his left pocket, and pulls a small fancy looking wine glass out of his right pocket}''<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' ''{grabs both items, looks at them for a moment}'' Do you know where you are?<br />
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'''KALT:''' I don't know. I found these a while ago, after escaping from a phyciatris in new york who said I was insane.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' These are from the ruins of the titanic!<br />
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'''MALOA:''' Woah!<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' Anyways, I was talking about a small family trip ship.<br />
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'''KALT:''' OH, that. I saw a boy and a girl in it panicing.<br />
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'''MALOA:''' Hey, how is it possible to swim that deep?<br />
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'''KALT:''' On my trip over here, I learned from actual squids.<br />
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'''MARISSA:''' I'm gone. ''{puts down the items carefully, walks off}''<br />
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'''KALT:''' Wait! I didn't finish the story! ''{rushes after her}''<br />
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'''MALOA:''' ''{picks up the box and glass}'' This is awesome!<br />
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{{zoo paper 2}}<br />
==Easter eggs==<br />
Click the box to see a close up. It has the text "Titanic teddy bear" wiht an image of the titanic under it.<br />
==Fun facts==<br />
*This is the email that shifted kalt form a minor character to a major charcter.<br />
:*This email also introduces a few prominent features of kalt.<br />
*Zoo changed the pulling thing so that the plot wouldn't end easily.<br />
*Titanic teddy bears are a kind of aritfact that have been found in the ruins of the titanic.<br />
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{{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>Miss Peach