Miss Peach: moved Marissa's mailbox/old/hell to Wiki User Email Zoo977/hell over redirect: Starting up again.

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moved Marissa's mailbox/old/hell to Wiki User Email Zoo977/hell over redirect: Starting up again.

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==About==
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Dot, Albino, LArry, a devil, various tortured people, Satan 
'''SETTING:''' The cruise ship, The pool room, A travel agency, Hell, A resturaunt
==Trancript==
''{cuts to the dock, with the cruise ship there. everyone is getting off with their luggage. cuts to the pool room. zoo is on the table, with the packy}''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{To the tune of the spongbob square pants theme}'' Zoo nine se-ven! Se-ven e-mails! ''{opens an email}''

<blockquote class="Zoo3">
Dear Zoo, 
 
I can't escape this hell 
So many times I've tried 
But I'm still caged inside 
Somebody get me through this nightmare 
I can't control myself 
 
So what if you can see the darkest side of me? 
No one will ever change this animal I have become 
Help me believe it's not the real me 
Somebody help me tame this animal 
 
From, 
Three Days Grace
</blockquote>

'''ZOO977:''' Um, I know nothing about taming animals, but I know how to go to hell! You see, I won four anytime passes to hell from a Kroger contest!

'''DOT:''' Wait, a trip to hell?

'''ZOO977:''' Well, why not?

'''ALBINO:''' Thats where Larry's from!

'''DOT:''' Um.... I was thinking of bringing him along!

'''ZOO977:''' Ok! ''{dot walks out}'' Albino, pack plenty of pepper spray.

''{cuts to a travel agency. dot, zoo, albino, and larry are walking past some elevators}''

'''ALBINO:''' How will we know which one is right?

''{one elevator by them is red and on fire. screaming comes from inside of it, and blood leaks under the bottom of it.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Like that. ''{the kids get in}''

''{cuts to a view of hell. an elevator falls. the kids get out}''

'''LARRY:''' Woah. Cool place.

'''DOT:''' So... which door is for the tour guides?

'''ZOO977:''' Maybe the door marked tours, next to a billion with actual hell.

'''LARRY:''' Ok!

''{the kids walk up to a door with a devil in front of it}''

'''DEVIL:''' I will sadly be your tour guide for the day.

'''ALBINO:''' Whats so bad about having to wear a plaid-polka-dot pink shirt around with a parka and coat in a sweltering enviroment?

'''DEVIL:''' Exactly.

''{cuts to a view of many pits filled with magma. people are being dnjked head first in them}''

'''DOT:''' That looks like torture!

'''DEVIL:''' IF you think thats bad, we'll skip the barber shop.

''{cuts to a view of many people being hanged. they are being put into a machine.}''

'''DEEVIL:''' This is our meat section of the deli. ''{points at some tortured cows}'' And there's the cheese.

'''ZOO977:''' I don't think that head cheese really is cheese.

'''DEVIL:''' Moving on.

''{cuts to another room. many people are screaming. a record is playing}''

'''DEVIL:''' This is a special kind of torture suggested from ''{looks at a note card}'' Larry Winner.

'''LARRY:''' Thats me!

'''DEVIL:''' Well, the polka tortures working well.

''{Pcuts to a pit of lava. king, queens, and other rulars are swimming in it. satan is on a mini island around it}''

'''DEVIL:''' And here is satans quarters. He tortured the self obsessed rulers here.

'''ALBINO:''' So, 99% of them?

'''DEVIL:''' Precicly.

''{cuts to a resturaunt.}''

'''DOT:''' That was a cool tour!

'''LARRY:''' Yep. Hey, waiter! Where are our menues?

''{a devil hands them a menu. they look at it}''

'''ZOO977:''' Why am I on this?

''{cuts bak to the pool room}''

'''ZOO977:''' In closing, it's fun to watch people being tortured by polka!

{{zoo paper 2}}

==Easter Eggs==
Click on he mnu to see "Hardhat souflee - $5.50"
==Fun Facts==
*Kroger is the grocery store zoo goes to.

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