Miss Peach: moved Marissa's mailbox/old/halowen to Wiki User Email Zoo977/halowen over redirect: Starting up again.

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moved Marissa's mailbox/old/halowen to Wiki User Email Zoo977/halowen over redirect: Starting up again.

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==About==
Zorax isn't sure what holiday it is. 
'''CAST:''' Zoo977 (disco paintbrush), Dot (taylor swift), Albino (a quasihemidemisemiquaver), Yvonne (sarah palin), Zorax (various costumes) 
'''SETTING:''' Zoo's living room, a field, an unknown house 
[[/costumes|Click here to see what everyone was wearing!]]

==Transcript==
''{cutss to the living room. dot and zoo are in the costumes they have here. albino is here, painted black. zoo has a black spear with several points on the other end. albino is shaking}''

'''ZOO977:''' C'mon, it won't hurt!

'''ALBINO:''' You're shoving a giant spear into my head!

'''ZOO977:''' Look, are you a quaver, or not?

'''ALBINO:''' ''{triumphant}'' I'm a quaver!

'''DOT:''' Good. ''{shoves the spear into albinos head. he bursts into tears.}''

'''ZOO977:''' Real quavers don't cry.

'''ALBINO:''' YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW!

'''DOT:''' We do know cheat anatomy, you know.

'''ALBINO:''' Oh.

''{cuts to a feild. zoo, dot, and albino are walking along a path. yvonne is there, in her costume, holding a shotgun}''

'''YVONNE:''' Oh, hey, guys!

'''ZOO977:''' Hey, yvonne! Who are you, every woman working at grange?

'''YVONNE:''' ''{sarcastically}'' And every insurance agent has a shotugn.

'''ALBINO:''' Can you take this spear out of my head?

'''ZOO977:''' Nope!

'''DOT:''' Anyways, where's Zorax?

'''YVONNE:''' Getting his costume!

''{zorax bounces in, dressed as one of the three wise men}''

'''ZORAX:''' Hi, guys! How are you?

'''ZOO977:''' Congratulations, Zorax! You raises the "X confusion" meter to a new level! Ding ding ding ding diiiing!

'''ZORAX:''' What am I confsed about?

'''YVONNE:''' YOU WEAR THAT EVERY YEAR FOR OUR CHURCHES NATIVITY!

'''ZORAX:''' And...

'''DOT:''' It's halloween.

'''ZORAX:''' Why can't I use this?

'''ALBINO:''' Because that costume belongs to the church!

'''ZORAX:''' Oh. I'll go do a costume change! ''{floats off}''

'''ZOO977:''' Anyways, lets go hit some houses!

'''DOT:''' Lets just drain all of the candy out of one house, and wait for zorax!

'''YVONNE:''' I'll go last!

'''ZOO977:''' Whatever!

''{cuts to a house. zoo knocks on the door}''

'''ZOO977:''' Trick or treat! Either way, your house is getting egged. Bu if I get candy, not with watermelons.

'''''If you choose the pack of monkey figurines'''''

'''ZOO977:''' Aw man! I already have supplies for the fireplace!

'''''If you choose the plush domo'''''

'''ZOO977:''' ''{for 17 seconds}'' Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

'''''If you choose the DVD'''''

'''ZOO977:''' Wow! You got Benders Game before it was even out! No eggings for you!

''{after each choise, the door closes. dot answers the door next}''

'''DOT:''' ''{to the tune of love story}'' Candy, save me, my teeth want candy so much!

'''''If you choose the watermelon'''''

'''DOT:''' Okay, did a pink fat guy claim this was from the manure patch?

'''''If you choose the shoebox'''''

'''DOT:''' A mystery prize! ''{opesn the box}'' I don't want a crappy diorama of... ''{turns the box, revealing it to be splattered with a red goo}'' ketchup world, apparently.

'''''If you choose the pillow'''''

'''DOT:''' Yum yum! ''{begins gnawing on the pillow}''

''{after each option, the door closes. albino answers next}''

'''ALBINO:''' I don't even know how I'm supposed to sound.

'''''If you choose the music sheet'''''

'''ALBINO:''' I thought a quaver was a knight, not a note!

'''''If you choose the microwave'''''

'''ALBINO:''' Perfect! Now I can prove division by zero possible!

'''''If you choose the hot glue gun'''''

'''ALBINO:''' Don't be surprised if you can't open the door tomorrow.

''{after each option, the door closes. yvonne answers next, and points the gun at the camera}''

'''YVONNE:''' I WANT CANDY!

''{cuts to the park. yvonne has a giant bowl of candy with her now}''

'''ZOO977:''' I can't believe that worked! I could see the gun was a fake with a cork!

'''YVONNE:''' Anyways, zorax should be here soon.

''{zorax enters, as a menura}''

'''ZOO977:''' You didn't even spell menorah right!

'''ZORAX:''' What do you mean?

'''ALBINO:''' A menorah holds candles, not worms!

'''ZORAX:''' Oh. ''{starts floating off}''

'''DOT:''' Just get a good costume.

'''ZORAX:''' Fine. ''{leaves}''

''{cuts to a close up of zorax in a seven candle costume. the candle in the middles black. three on the right are red, the other three are green}''

'''DOT:''' It's not kwanzaa!

''{cuts to another view of zorax. he is in a cupid costume}''

'''ZOO977:''' I have the right to laugh my head off.

''{cuts to another view. zorax has a leprechaun costume}''

'''ALBINO:''' Y'know, you don't need leprechaun powers to turn milk green.

''{cuts again. zorax is ina baby new year costume. everyone is on the ground, laughing. cuts again. zorax has a easter bunny costume on}''

'''YVONNE:''' It's rabit season! ''{holds up her shotgun.}''

''{cuts again. zorax looks tired. he is in a woodstock costume}''

'''ZOO977:''' PErfect!

'''ZORAX:''' I finally got the right costume!

'''ALBINO:''' Happy charles schultz's birthday!

'''YVONNE:''' Right... I'm going swimming in all the candy and stuff I got.

'''ZOO977:''' Me too!

'''DOT:''' Same!

''{the three walks offscreen. if fades to the living room. zorax, yvonne, albino,m dot, and zoo are in their costumes.}''

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==Easter eggs==
Click on Yvonne at the end.
:'''ZOO977:''' So, who are you? Hosket smith?
Click on zorax at the end.
:'''ALBINO:''' It's a good thing you got your costume on just in time for this shoot!
Click on zoo at the end.
:'''ZORAX:''' ''{dancing}'' Burn, baby, burn! Disco infern- ''{dot chucks a microphone at him. he stops.}''
Click on dot at the end.
:'''YVONNE:''' Why did you get an every redneck girl with a hair curler costume?
:'''DOT:''' You can hate good music all you want.
Click on albino at the end.
:'''ALBINO:''' Are you sure this isn't bad for me?
:'''DOT:''' Sure! All you have to do is ignore the searing pains in your esophagous!

==Fun Facts==
*A "quaver" refers to what albino is being, a quasihemidemisemiquaver. That is another name for a 126th note.
*Even though the tite says the other holidays, it doesn't include new years day.
*Benders game is an upcoming futurama movie.
*Domo is a japanise show.
*"Did a pink fat guy claim this was from the manure patch" refers to spongebob.
*It actually is possible to divide by zero.
*A menura is a kind of bird.
*Charles Shultz is the author of the comic peanuts.
*Hosket Smith is part of the name of a grange insurance building.
*Grange is an insurance agency.

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