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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/funeral" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/funeral">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/funeral</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/funeral" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/funeral">Wiki User Email Zoo977/funeral</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br /> Zoo's funeral is held.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:''' Marissa, Maloa, Albino, Zorax, Dot, Nicholas, Wendy, Yvonne, Larry, Xaviar&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' Marissa's foyer, inside Wendy's car, a boat yard, Ship 17, the captains cabin<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{cuts to the foyer. marissa, maloa, and albino are there, putting on jackets. the three walk outside. cuts to inside the car. marissa sits down, nex to zorax}''<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' I might as well check my email. ''{opens the screen}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Highwai 2 Hells&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Are you on the HIGH WAY TA' HELL?&lt;br&gt;<br /> -ACDCFan2324<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' I'm not. Zoo is on a high way to heaven, though.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Why are you checking your email on the way to the funeral?<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' Because I need something to help drown my sorrows.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' An email about death is not going to help you forget death.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a boat yard. dot and nicholas come up to a woman with a checklist}''<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Hello.<br /> <br /> '''NICHOLAS:''' We're here for a funeral.<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' And who is the deceased?<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' Hardhat runner.<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' Boat 17.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to onboard of a ship. wendy, nicholas, dot, albino, marissa, zorax, yvonne, and larry are there, surrounding a coffin. malopa is there, holding a book}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' We are here today for the funeral of-<br /> <br /> '''LARRY:''' We all know who died.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Thank you, pushy. Hardhat was a-<br /> <br /> '''LARRY:''' -Truely great friend, blah blah blah. Are you reciting generic funeral transcript?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Do you think you could do a better funeral?<br /> <br /> '''LARRY:''' Probably.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Fine. ''{hands larry the book, walks into the crowd}''<br /> <br /> '''LARRY:''' ''{kicks the coffin into the water}'' There.<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' That's not a funeral!<br /> <br /> '''DOT:''' AT least maloa trained!<br /> <br /> '''LARRY:''' He traiend as much as I did.<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' I'm gonna go talk to Xaviar.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the captains cabin. instead of steering, xaviar is reading a magazine. albino walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Hey, why aren't you steering?<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAR:''' Because I accidentally superglued the wheel in place.<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Idiot! ''{leaves}''<br /> <br /> '''XAVIAR:''' Woohoo! Two points! ''{writes something on a sheet of paper.}''<br /> <br /> {{zoo paper 2}}<br /> ==Easter eggs==<br /> Click on the paper xaviar is holding to see a buoy. it is a small patch with flowers, photos, and a few trinkets surrounding a grave for zoo<br /> ==Fun facts==<br /> *This is the first mention of Xaviar's score sheet.<br /> <br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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