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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/events" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/events">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/events</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/events" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/events">Wiki User Email Zoo977/events</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br /> The groty old sponge asks whats going on in america. Zoo gets confused.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Zorax, Dot, Yvonne, Albino, Nicholas, Barack Obama&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' The pool room, A grocery store, A car compresser, Under water, Milk Machines, A mint, A presidential debate, A club<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{singing to the tune of garden states truth or dare}'' I should've left the e-email. I should've left it at the subject bar. ''{opesn his emil}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo2&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> Dear Zoo,&lt;br/&gt;<br /> I need help on my history of America essay. Can you help me out?&lt;br/&gt;<br /> It needs to have ALL the major events. C'mon, you gotta!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> -TheDenzel<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Listen, spongy, I would do it, but I live in oralina, if you haven't noticed. I do know a few events going on, though.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a grocery store. zorax is changing the price of beans.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{voice over}'' Because of fewer sources, gas prices are rising. Plenty on available beans are in Alaska, though.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a car compactor. dot is in control. a bunch of yellow cars are being crushed.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Because of hard to control prices, a credit crunch has started. People prefer Honda and Toyota.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to an under water view of a sinking submarine. Yvonne is in it. a trail of brown is by it}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' A submarine carrying over 3 tons of coca cola was recently sank. It is believed that this was illegal atlantean coke.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a view of some milk making machines. purple liquid is pouring into them}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Because of lack of cost, tainted milk is being sent out through Japan, Indiana.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to an empty store. albino's asleep on one shelf}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Related to the last incident, Chinese foods are being taken out of grocery stores. I wish they weren't. Some were really good, and gave me a tingly feeling.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a mint. Nicholas is next to a box, which he presses a button on. half of the mint explodes.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Budget costs are getting harder and harder on people. Especially those who make the money. That must be a hell of a job. Imagine seeing so much money, and not getting any of it.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to barack obama next to a blob of ice cream.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' According to my role model, barrack obamas running mate went to baskin Robbins and bought vanilla. He sunk into the blob.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a weird club labeled fighting. weird noises are heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' A man who made a fight club also apparently is making people choke.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts back to the pool room.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' There ya go, groty. As you can tell, I pay lot of attention to the new. Well, time to have some tingly candy! ''{walks off screen}''<br /> <br /> {{zoo paper}}<br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> Click on tingly candy to show the &quot;candy&quot; - a vile with a labeled covered with a crudely written CANDY on it.<br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *The following events are mocked:<br /> :The gas crisis<br /> :The credit crunch<br /> :The sinking of a submarine smuggling cocaine<br /> :Tainted milk in japan<br /> :Stores taking Japanese products off the shelves<br /> :Budget cuts<br /> :Steven Colbert saying picking Joe Biden was like getting vanilla ice cream at Baskin Robins<br /> :The upcoming movie Choke<br /> <br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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