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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/directions" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/directions">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/directions</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/directions" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/directions">Wiki User Email Zoo977/directions</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br /> Zoo shows off his horrible direction skills.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Maloa, Marissa, a nurse, Im a bell (easter egg)&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' The hospital, Im a bell's house (easter egg)<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{cuts to the hospital room from last email. zoo ias on the ped, face shoved down in a bowl of vanilla pudding. maloa walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Livin' the easy hard life, I see.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up his face, completely covered}'' What?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Your bones are broken, and now your shoving our head into a bowl of pudding.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Oh, that. Most of these casts are fake.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Wha-<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I told marissa to give me all but two of these casts fakely.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Which ones?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' My left rib and my hardhat.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' It's never a good sign if a hardhat is broken.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Anyways, did you bring my computer?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' ''{sarcastically}'' No. All I have is a very sqarly shaped backpack. ''{hands zoo the creamy}'' Here you go.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Thanks! ''{turns it on.}'' Um, I don't know what song to mock this time. ''{opens an email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo4&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: JUDGEMENT&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Zoo!<br /> <br /> You can't go forward, and you can't go back, now...<br /> <br /> What're you going to do?<br /> <br /> - Judgement Boy<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{singing}'' You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and you-<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' We need no spongebob references.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' A bit late now. Anyways, if I cant go foreward, and I can't go back, go left or right, for creeps sake!<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Yes, you are one.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Nothing.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Sake's an insult now?<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Yes, you total sake!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Don't call me that!<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' Says who?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Says june. ''{whaps maloa with his flute, causing him to fall over}'' That was fun! ''{typing}'' Anyways, about directions, take a lef tturn at the domino's, and the-<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' ''{walks in, making what zoo says not comprehendable}'' Do you think it would be OK if you went back home now?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{not listening}'' Just take out the snow shovel, and whack it in.<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' I'm leaving now. ''{leaves}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Then, once your car is under ground, drive it five miles north. Ignore the many walls you have to break through. By now...<br /> <br /> '''MAIRSSA:''' ''{walks in, with a straight jacket in her hands. again, what zoo is saying isn't comprehendable.}'' Just calm down.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Now, kick the policee officer on the left like this. ''{kicks his foot to the right, causing marissa to fall out the window}''<br /> <br /> '''MAIRSSA:''' AAAAH!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Now that you've stopped all warrent for arrest, use the police car liike a ramp, and crash through the top of the tunnel. Crash into an oil rig, coming p in front of you. in the black explosion... ''{not heard from maloa's groaning}''<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' What just happened?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' The gasoline will destroy that car.<br /> <br /> '''MALOA:''' MY CAR! ''{runs out}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Now, hire a movie producer to go back in time, and get all this. after that, drive down a lane the wrong way for 1 mile, and drive into the river. Get out of the car in an actiony jump, and land butt first on a spiked shellusk. Walk that to a gourmet cookery.<br /> <br /> ''{a nurse walks in, with a machine thats buzzing.}''<br /> <br /> '''NURSE:''' Do you know where Marissa is?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{not noticing}'' That little beauty should be in a frying pan, sprinkled with cumin now.<br /> <br /> '''NURSE:''' AAAAH! ''{runs out}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Sell that meal on the street for five dollars fifty cents, and use that money to rent a cab, and go to a starbucks. If you don't like mapquest, walk to the starbucks next door.<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' ''{walks in. her eye is black, and twigs and leaves are stuck in her clothes and hair}'' What was that about?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Now, get a refreshing drink by kicking the cashiers knee like this. ''{kicks his leg. it hits marissa, who falls over, and gets lodged in a machine in the corner}'' Now you have a free drink.<br /> <br /> {{zoo paper 2}}<br /> <br /> ==Easetr Eggs==<br /> Clock on marissa's left shoe to see a bonus clip.<br /> <br /> :'''EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT'''<br /> :''{cuts to im a bells house. zoo is at the door}''<br /> :'''IM A BELL:''' I will not bend reality to film map quest directions!<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *Zoo references a shoe tying song from spongebob.<br /> *Mapquest is known for giving strange directions.<br /> *The spiked shellusk is a creation of [[User:Skullbuggy|Skullbuggy.]]<br /> *Im a bell is known for bending reality.<br /> <br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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