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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/attempt" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/attempt">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/attempt</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/attempt" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/attempt">Wiki User Email Zoo977/attempt</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About==<br /> Zoo attempts to make an award.&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''CAST:'''Zoo977, Zorax, Albino, Marissa, Yvonne, Wendy&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''SETTING:''' The pool room, Zorax's room, Albino's room, The living room, a hospital room<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{cuts to the pool room. zoo is sitting at the creamy}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{to the tune of like a sad song}'' Sometimes I feel like a spam email. So lonely and forgotten. ''{opens an email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo4&quot;&gt;Dear Zoo977,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Congradulations! You have one this forenight show of the forenight. Your award is in the mail. While waiting for it, please enjoy the second email.&lt;br&gt;Congradulations,&lt;br&gt;<br /> People you don't know&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Well, thank you! Now, lets see about this second email! ''{opens the newt email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo4&quot;&gt;<br /> BOO I'M A GHOST BOO LOVE A GHOST&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' And this shows idiocy has reached a new level. Do you call this a congradulations email?!? I'm gonna make an award that has a much better congradulations email! ''{wakls off}''<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zorax's room. zorax is there, tinkering with a device. zoo walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Zorax, I need you to make me an award.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Like what?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I dunno, like something everyone will want!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Um... broadest suggestion ever.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I want everyone to want it!<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Well, it will take a while.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' MAKE IT QUICKLY!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to albino's room. zoo walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Haltote!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Hey. Why are you here?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:'''I'm just going to wait here while zorax makes me a second award!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Like the one you got?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' How did you know I won an award?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' I read your email!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' You are just about the worst lawyer ever.<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' I retired ever since the siccor shop incident.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Is that why you needed the stiches?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Hey, marissa would laugh if I told what really happened!<br /> <br /> '''MARISSA:''' ''{climbs out from under his bed}'' You're right! And I got the recording! ''{rushes out. zorax floats in with a box}''<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' What was her problem?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' She found out it was an incident with a siccor store that made me have to have stitches.<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' MARISSA! Let me hear exactly what he said! ''{runs out of the room}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' So it wasn't yvonne being clumbsy with a knife?<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' I know that wasn't the truth! ''{enters}'' That was just a mean joke!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' I know it was! ''{smiles}''<br /> <br /> ''{everyone pauses for about four seconds}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{yelling}'' ITS TOO QUIET! ''{rushes out}''<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' That kid has issues.<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Hey, I didn't know you liked-<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' Did you read my emails?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Yep!<br /> <br /> '''YVONNE:''' Teach me how! I need to know!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zorax's room. zoo enters}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Zorax! Wheres my award! ''{notices a silvery ball on the desk, picks it up}'' This will do! I wonder why the sign said ''{the camera angle changes, showing the sign}'' warning: absorbs one hundred thousand volts of electricity when used.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the living room. wendy is there, watching the CMA awards. zoo walks in}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Hey, wnedy! Look what I got!<br /> <br /> '''WENDY:''' Can I see it?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Sure! ''{hands it to wendy}''<br /> <br /> '''WENDY:''' What does this do? ''{flocks the switch. she is apparently being electrified. when she stops, zoo laughs}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' That was classic! This will be the best award ever!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to zorax's room. he notices the ball is gone}''<br /> <br /> '''ZORAX:''' Well, that was my lamest idea ever. At least it has the auto explode feature! ''{presses a button on the desk. a loud kaboom is heard. cuts to a hospital room. zoo is on a bed, completely covered in bandages. he is speaking weakly with the creamy, somehow on, on his lap}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' And that is how you destroy your foyer and most of your bones. <br /> <br /> {{zoo paper 2}}<br /> ==Easter Egg==<br /> Click on the ball before zoo gives it to wendy to make it light up when turned on. When she stops getting electorcuted, the gloiwng will stop.<br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> *At the time of this email, zoo won FotF. Hoorah!<br /> *Previously, albino was a lawyer.<br /> *Albino's stiches were never before mentioned.<br /> *The CMA awards were on two days before this email.<br /> <br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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