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<p>moved <a href="/wiki/Marissa%27s_mailbox/old/BFP2" class="mw-redirect" title="Marissa's mailbox/old/BFP2">Marissa&#039;s mailbox/old/BFP2</a> to <a href="/wiki/Wiki_User_Email_Zoo977/BFP2" title="Wiki User Email Zoo977/BFP2">Wiki User Email Zoo977/BFP2</a> over redirect: Starting up again.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br /> Sir strong bad and strong man are after zoo and albino!<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Albino, The Homestar Runner, Sir Strong Bad, Fat Dudly, Sloopy<br /> <br /> '''SETTING:''' The Motel, The Lobby, Old Timey the field, Strong bads Basement, The Grits factory, an office<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{cuts back to the motel room. Zoo wakes up}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Good morning, alpine tree!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' What? <br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Tree's can talk?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' ''{throws some water on zoo's face}'' Wake up!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I'm ''trying'' to fit in here, and the only way to do that is to act brainless!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Anyways, Ima go get us some breakfast!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:'''Ok! ''{goes up to the desk, with the fancy on it. clicks email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;Zoo2&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;Subject: Gonna Cut You&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey sucka!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> I'm a cut you up!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> - Strong Bad&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Have you not noticed that I'm in the past? Or do yo- Wait, what? Bad grammar? This isn't strong bad! ''{checks the senders bar}'' Who the craps &quot;sir strong bad&quot;?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' ''{just before leaving the room}'' We'll have to find out after breakfast.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Erm... I wanna come. Especially after the &quot;Zoo ''loves'' roasted pickles&quot; incident.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to the motel lobby. Sir strong bad, the homestar runner, and fat dudely are downstairs}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Waddaya mean you don't have bologna ''{pronounces as it looks}'' sammiches?<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{working there}'' I'm sorry, all we have are bologna sandwiches!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{eyelids lowered}'' And you did not get that ''how?''<br /> <br /> '''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not a clue.<br /> <br /> ''{zoo and albino grab two sandwiches, and walk up to a table. they begin to eat}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR STRONG BAD:''' ''{at his table, writing in a journal}'' Day 42: I finally got the sneak to add &quot;sir&quot; In front of my name. Maybe his play is working better than I thought. Next up: destroy all snack factories.<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' ''{after swallowing a bite}'' I think he might be sir strong bad!<br /> <br /> ''{then, strong man and the sneak enter. zoo and albino duck under their table}''<br /> <br /> '''THE SNEAK:''' ''{wags (?) his nose}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR STRONG BAD:''' Good day to you, too!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{whispering}'' I think we have a problem. Someone we need to stop is with our enemy for life!<br /> <br /> ''{the screen pauses and darkens, and a record scratch is heard. kirbychu HR'D appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBYCHU HR'D:''' Note to viewers: I'm zoo's mortal enemy. Not this guy. ''{doodles a mustache on strong man with sharpie}'' Thats better. ''{kirbychu moves away. The toon continues}''<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' He he... Strong man has a mustache!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (How did I get this mustache? Wait, zoo must be here!)<br /> <br /> '''SIR STRONG MAN:''' May you direct me to him? ''{holds up a carving knife}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (sure.) ''{walks up the stairs. sir strong bad follows. then, zoo and albino make a run for it}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' We need to find out how zachary made kolamy!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts back to strong bads basement. zacharys there.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZACHARY:''' ''{takes a red lightbulb, takes a piece of glass off it. attaches the glass to a square eyeglass frame, and attaches to a half of a cell phone}'' Man, baby kolamys are easy to make!<br /> <br /> ''{cuts back to the grits factory}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' I think we should be safe here.<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' As if! He nearly drowned you!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' You were sawimming the entire time!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' SWIMMING?!? ''{runs off. zoo follows. then, strong man and sir strong bad enter}''<br /> <br /> '''SIR STRONG BAD:''' You narrow minded baboon! There not here!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAN:''' (maybe so. we'll check again later.)<br /> <br /> ''{both walk off}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' See?!? They almost found us!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' Swim swim swim!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Ima go talk to the manager here.<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to an office. a woman is sitting in a chair}''<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' If anyone named strong man or sir strong bad ask for entry, don't let them in!<br /> <br /> '''WOMAN:''' And why not?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Well, ''{looks at the name plate}'' sloopy, sir strong bads trying to cut me up!<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' ''{heard lightly}'' What does this do?<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' Hang on, sloopy. ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{cuts to a control panel. albino is about to press a big button with a skull on it}''<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' ''{presses the button. as zoo enters}'' Nothings happening.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' ''{sighs}'' What did you press?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' This button! ''{points to the button. the lights get brighter, and then fade}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' Attention all workers. The boiler has just exploded. Please evacuate.<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' YOU PRESSES THE BUTTON WITH THE ''SKULL''?!?<br /> <br /> '''ALBINO:''' I was told to!<br /> <br /> '''ZOO977:''' WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! ''{runs out side with albino. suddenly, strong man and sir strong bad walk on screen. they begin to walk toward zoo as the screen fades}''<br /> <br /> {{zoo paper}}<br /> ==Easter eggs==<br /> None.<br /> ==Fun facts==<br /> *The motel and grits factory are references to the last email.<br /> *Hang on Sloopy is a song.<br /> {{Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}}</div>

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