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<p>6 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> TheDenzel gets 3 wishes.<br /> <br /> '''Characters (in order of appearance):''' TheDenzel, Genie, Will The Ball, Homestar Runner<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' TheDenzel's House, The Stick<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Email! Email! Super Duper Email!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Subject: 3 Wishes&lt;/div&gt;<br /> ATTENTION!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO BE OUR MILLIONTH LOG-ON...ER!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> JUST CLICK HERE TO GET 3 WISHES!&lt;br/&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' What? Are you serious? 3 WISHES? One millionth log-on...er? Awesome! ''{clicks the link}''<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to show the full room. A genie pops out of the SuperDen.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Whoa! Are you a genie!<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' ''{very low and echoing voice}'' Indeed! I am a genie! I am here to grant you three wishes!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay, cool! Um... let's see. Ooh! I got it! For my first wish, I wish that Will The Ball I made up could be real, and be my lackey! Like the Cheat is for StrongBad!<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Your wish is granted!<br /> <br /> ''{TheDenzel and the genie look up toward the ceiling. Will comes crashing to the floor and bounces up and down for a little bit.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sweet!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' What? Where I am I? ''{shy}'' Oh... hey, TheDenzel...<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Sup, Will? Hey, go get me a soda!<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Oh. Okay then. ''{rolls off}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' So you are a genie!<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Oh course I am!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' This is so cool! Okay, for my second wish, erm... let's see. Ahh man. I wish I knew what to wish for...<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Okay!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wait no! <br /> <br /> ''{a chime noise is played}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Aww man! I wasted a wish. But, at least I know what to wish for... For my final wish, I wish that-<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar enters}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey there, Duckman!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' I AM NOT A DUCK!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Your right, your a cabbage!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What is it with you and cabbage?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I don't know. You're the one that wrote the transcript!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Umm. Homestar. You really shouldn't break the forth wall-<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' And you put it on your sig, and several other emails.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You really shouldn't do stuff like that! We may get complaints-<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' I think that it's just an inside joke with you in the real world.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{Worried}'' What do you mean, Homestar? This is the real world-<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Honestly, I think that we just need to face the facts, Free Country, USA doesn't really ex-<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Now you're going out of character too? Man, I wish that you'd just stop talking before we get my email show deleted!<br /> <br /> '''GENIE:''' Alrighty then!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What? No! Wait a minute!<br /> <br /> ''{The Genie dissapears and Homestar's mouth gets covered in duct tape.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Grr! Oh well. ''{turns to computer. Starts to type}'' Well, there it is. My three wishes... Yep. There ya go. At least I got my own lackey out of this. And my shows still around. Where is my soda anyway? ''{calling to Will}'' Will? Where's my soda? Will? ''{typing again}'' Aww crap.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue the paper}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *You can click on '''soda''' at the end to view a short clip.<br /> <br /> ''{Will is seen in front of the refrigerator. A bottle of mountain dew is laying on the floor with the cap off, endlessly flowing. Will is covered in soda.}''<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Oh man! TheDenzel's gonna be soooo mad! And, that's like an endless bottle of Mountain Dew!<br /> <br /> {{TheDenzel-Mail/Template}}</div>

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