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<p>3 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> Who would win in a fight? Homestar or Strong Sad?<br /> <br /> '''Characters (In Order Of Appearance):''' TheDenzel, Homestar, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Mad, Homsar (Easter Egg), Strong Bad (Easter Egg)<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' TheDenzel's house, The Arena<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' February 11, 2007<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Ahh, another email. Why couldn't it be a &quot;Wii&quot; mail? That'd be nice.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;dear the denzel,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> who do you think would win in a fight?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> homestar or strong sad? &lt;br /&gt;<br /> sincerley,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> badstar.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> p.s. will you be my freind?&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{TheDenzel pronounces &quot;freind&quot; as freend.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' Your freend? What's a freend? Is that like some sort of creature that doesn't know how to use caps lock? I mean really, man, don't use all undercase. Anyway, to answer your question, Badstar, it's pretty obvious who would win in a fight. But just to be sure, it's time for wrestling match! To the arena!<br /> <br /> ''{TheDenzel runs off and the scene cuts to outside the arena, then inside. On the center platform, Homestar, Strong Sad, Coach Z and TheDenzel are standing. The platform is surrounded by screaming fans, which are only black figures. TheDenzel walks to the center microphone suspended from the ceiling.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' In this corner, weighing at aproximately 85 pounds, HOMESTAR RUNNER! ''{cheers from the crowd}'' In this corner, weighing in at a total weight of an astonishing 307 pounds, STRONG SAD! ''{boos from the crowd}'' Coach Z, would you do the honors?<br /> <br /> ''{Coach Z walks over to the mic.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' LORT'S GET RORDY TO RORMBLE! ''{cheers from the crowd}''<br /> <br /> ''{a bell sounds}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' You're going down, grey man!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' What am I even doing here?<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar speeds toward Strong Sad and leaps in the air. Strong Sad steps aside and Homestar crashes to the floor. He stands up}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar kicks Strong Sad in the side several times. Strong Sad makes small &quot;in pain&quot; noises. The scene cuts to Strong Mad sitting next to Bubs.}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' I'm puttin' my money on Homestar!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh, right.<br /> <br /> ''{Cuts back to the match}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Stop kicking me! ''{Homestar keeps kicking}'' Don't make me... ''{kick}'' use my... ''{kick}'' secret weapon!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Just face it, you'll never beat me!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong sad pulls out a cup of coffee from behind him. He quickly drinks it. The scene cuts to Coach Z and TheDenzel sitting at a table.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh my gorsh!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' It appears that Strong Sad has just given himself loads of caffeine! I don't see this ending well.<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Me either!<br /> <br /> ''{back to the match. Strong Sad's face begins to twitch, and eventually turns crazy. He begins to slap Homestar.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Oh, who's the wimp now huh? Huh? HUH? HUH? HUH? Who can't beat who? HUH? Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Tell tell tell me!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Oof! Ow! I'm feelin' kinda funny... ''{falls over}''<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Sad puts his foot on top of Homestar. Coach Z rushes on.}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' 3... 2...<br /> <br /> ''{TheDenzel flings into the air and knocks out Strong Sad.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' One! I'm the winner! I won!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' TheDenzorl is the wornner! ''{Major cheers from the audience}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{no longer crazy}'' Wait... what?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Just go back to sleep.<br /> <br /> ''{Cuts back to TheDenzel's desk. TheDenzel sits down}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' So there ya go, Badstar. If Homestar and Strong Sad were to fight, I'd win. Okay. Keep on workin' on that caps lock, Badstar. And, there's my email. Now, I gotta go. There's an afterparty over at the stick. Bye. ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{The paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the begining, you can click on '''creature''' to view a picture of a monster standing in front of a computer with a text box reading, '''&quot;How capitalize?&quot;'''.<br /> <br /> *At the end, click on '''afterparty''' will play the following clip,<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad is standing next to Homsar at the stick.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Where is everybody? It's time to get this party started!<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' Ahahahahaha! I follow a good cabbage in the western east.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I never invited you!<br /> <br /> {{TheDenzel-Mail/Template}}</div>

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