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<p>2 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:Ze Veat.png|thumb|With Ze Accent!]]<br /> == Summary ==<br /> <br /> '''Characters (In order of appearance):''' TheDenzel, The Cheat, Ze Veat, Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar, Will<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' TheDenzel's House, Bubs Concession Stand<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{singing}'' Another opening, another email.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=email&gt;&lt;div&gt;subject: cheese anvils&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Yo! TheDenzel!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Do you have any pets? I think you should get one of them cheese anvils. I have two, Ert Plus has one, nearly everyone has one!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Cyrus&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' Pets? Cheese anvils? Like The Cheat?<br /> <br /> ''{cut to show The Cheat standing right beside TheDenzel}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh no. I didn't call for you. I was just answering one of my emails.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, Cyrus wants me to get a pet. What do you suggest?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You're right. I guess The Cheats do make for best pets. I guess I should make one up.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' No. I'm not gonna get one that's better than- Wait. Yes. I do plan on making a The Cheat that's better than you.<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry cheat noises. Walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Okay then. ''{turns back to computer}'' ''{typing}'' So, a The Cheat, eh Cyrus? I guess I could get one. But mine would be way different than the rest of 'em.<br /> <br /> ''{cut to a white screen. The Cheat is standing in the center}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{offscreen}'' Okay, first thing would be that he'd be spotless.<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat's spots dissapear}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{offscreen}'' Plus, he'd be evil!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat gets angry eye brows.}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' But not just evil. He'd a spy! With a little bag filled with spy tools!<br /> <br /> ''{The Spotless Evil Cheat gets a brown strap with a bag on it}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' There we go. Now we need to give it some personality.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand. Bubs is standing behind the counter}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' No no. First you got get a bottle of diet coke!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' And thorn?<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' You gotta get a packet of mentos!<br /> <br /> ''{Camera zooms in to show Ze Veat (TheDenzel's new The Cheat), pearing around the corner of the building. We can still faintly hear Coach Z and Bubs talking. Ze Veat walks back behind the buidling. Zoom back out to show Bubs and Coach Z talking}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' But when does it explorde?<br /> <br /> ''{Ze Veat pops up behind Bubs in the stand}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' When you mix the mentos with the diet coke!<br /> <br /> ''{Ze Veat turns around and steals the drink machine}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Oh. How high does it gore?<br /> <br /> ''{Ze Veat flees away to the left of the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' Oh pretty high. Mmmm. Now I'm thirsty. You want some drinks?<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Sure. <br /> <br /> ''{Bubs turns around and jumps}''<br /> <br /> '''BUBS:''' What?! Somebody stole my drink machine!<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Noooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to TheDenzel at his desk. Ze Veat walks in carrying the drink machine}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Wow! Nice job my new The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' ''{he always speaks with a russian accent}'' It is my debt to you for taking me off of ze streets.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' You can talk? Your foreign?<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' Dah. ''{russian for yes}'' Of course I am foreign.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Well, what's your names.<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' Back before I left my home country, I was known as Ze Veat.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh. So your name is The Veat?<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' No no. ''Ze'' Veat! With ze accent!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{popping his head in from screen right}'' Whoa! The accent thing is resolved! ''{exits}''<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' ''{rolling in}'' Who's that?<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oh, that's my new pet, Will. His name is Ze Veat. Ze Veat, this is Will... my lackey.<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' Pleasure to meet you.<br /> <br /> '''WILL:''' Yah. Okay then.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' ''{turns to computer}'' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Cyromaniac. My new pet. I kinda like him. Ze accent might take some getting used to though. But I'm sure it'll all be okay. Okay! And that's-a my show. Keep sendin' me those emails! Bye now!<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Vait! Vait!<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' What is it, Ze Veat?<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' I vant to say somesink.<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Oookay.<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' ''{hops up on the desk}'' Ello zeare vorld. My name is Ze Veat. I am glad to meet you. Goodbye! ''{jumps down}''<br /> <br /> '''THEDENZEL:''' Aaaaaalrighty then. <br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down reading, &quot;Click here to email ZeDenzel&quot;}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> *At the end, you can click on &quot;accent&quot; to view a short clip:<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat and Ze Veat are standing in the field}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''ZE VEAT:''' Nyet! Eat goes like zis. Ze rain in spain falls mainly on ze plain. Got eat?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{sighs}''<br /> <br /> *When TheDenzel types &quot;eh, Cyrus?&quot; you can click on it to view a drawing of Eh Steve wearing a sign labeled &quot;Cyrus&quot;.<br /> <br /> {{TheDenzel-Mail/Template}}</div>

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