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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br />
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'''Characters (In order of appearance):''' TheDenzel, Strong Sad, Coach Z, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar, Strong Bad, Bubs, Marzipan, [[TheDenzel's PowerPoint Creations|Huey]], King of Town<br />
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'''Places:''' TheDenzel's House, TheDenzelabs, The Field, Bubs Concession Stand<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{singing}'' Eeeeeeeee! Email check tonight!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><div>subject: chemicals</div><br />
Dear TheDenzel,<br><br />
Have you ever worked in a lab? If so, have you used crystals, chemicals, or other stuff like that?<br><br />
Hoping for the caves to expand a lot,<br><br />
TheTwig</blockquote><br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' TheTwig? I thought you lived down in the caves! Oh well. No more crossovers for me. So, a lab? Well, you're pretty lucky! Me and my investors have just opened up a whole brand new lab! I mean, litterally, just like five minutes ago! Let's go check it out! ''{walks off}''<br />
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''{cut to TheDenzelabs, a large grey building with a few windows. Cut to inside TheDenzelabs. The walls are gray and men in white coats are walking around. TheDenzel walks in through an automatic door and up to a table. On the table is a bunch of multi-colored beakers and other experimental tools}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Well, here we are! Welcome to TheDenzelabs! Let's see what we can create! ''{begins to mix beakers}''<br />
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'''{Strong Sad walks in}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, TheDenzel. What are you doing?<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Oh. Hey, Strong Sad. I'm just experimenting with my new lab.<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Do you mind if I help?<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Sure. Hold this beaker. ''{hands out a beaker}''<br />
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''{Strong Sad goes to grab it and drops it on the floor. It shatters, spilling green liquid all over Strong Sad's feet. His elephant legs begin to grow larger}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Ahh! What's happening?<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' I don't know!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' My feet are getting bigger!<br />
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''{his feet suddenly grow increasingly large at a faster speed. Cut to show Strong Sad destroy TheDenzelabs with his feet}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Ahh! I can't control my feet! ''{running off screen}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{barely visible. Chasing after}'' Strong Sad! Stop!<br />
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''{Cut to Coach Z, Strong Mad and The Cheat in the field}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' And that's when I roralized the DNA Evidornce thing was over!<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{pointing up offscreen}'' STRONG SAD! STRONG SAD!<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' No no. I'm the Coach Z!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' What? A giant Strong Sad headed this way? Ahhh!<br />
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''{Strong Sad's foot smashes into the ground behind Coach Z}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{distant}'' Woah! Oooh! Errrm!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{cheat noises}''<br />
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'''COACH Z:''' You said it The Chort! Let's get outta here!<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand. Bubs is standing inside, polishing a plastic bowl labeled "Mash'd Taters". He looks frustrated. Homestar, Strong Bad, and Marzipan are standing around outside. Homestar and Marzipan are singing together}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' And that's the end of my soooooooong!<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing along}'' This song shall never ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ew!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Yah. S B is right. You guys shouldn't quit your day job.<br />
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''{Strong Sad's foot smashes down besides the stand}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's where I put those elephant feet!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Run for your life! I'll stay here and fight him! ''{throws bowl at the leg}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Whatever you say Bubsy! ''{runs off. Marzipan follows}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' How'd this happen?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{distant}'' TheDenzel spilled some of his chemicals on me!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Ah! I knew that yellow guy had something to do with this.<br />
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''{Huey springs up besides Bubs}''<br />
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'''HUEY:''' May I be of assistance?<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Who are you?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' It's just that Huey guy!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Lemmee guess. TheDenzel made him in PowerPoint!<br />
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'''HUEY:''' I do not advise that you break the forth wall.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I hate this guy already!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{walking in}'' Umm. Hey guys.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' TheDenzel. We know this is your fault.<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Well I didn't mean to- ''{looks to Huey}'' Huey? How'd you get here?<br />
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'''HUEY:''' That is not of importance at the moment. Now, we must vanquish this epidemic!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Any suggestions?<br />
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'''HUEY:''' Take me to your lab! ''{looks up}'' Strong Sad! You may want to follow as well!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' O-okay then!<br />
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''{cut to show TheDenzel and Huey walking through the remains of TheDenzelabs. Big legged Strong Sad is following them}''<br />
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'''HUEY:''' Okay then. Grab me that vial of spoiled cabbage!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Okay. ''{does so}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{walking in}'' Hey guys. What's- ''{see's Strong Sad}'' Ahh! He's still a big monster!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Ya. We know, Homestar!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Make it stop! Make it stop!<br />
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'''HUEY:''' ''{finishing up}'' And done! ''{looks to Strong Sad}'' Here take this! ''{throws the vial offscreen}''<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{drinking noises}''<br />
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''{Strong Sad's legs shrink to normal size}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{meanwhile}'' It's working!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{now fixed}'' Horray!<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{walking in}'' Excuse me, Mr. TheDenzel.<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Wha?<br />
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'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Is this destruction all your responsibility?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Whoa! Is The King of Town actually taking a constructive role in society?<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Whoa! Did Homestar just use big words? That's funny. ''{Starts laughing}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{walking in}'' Is Strong Sad laughing! Stop laughing at Homestar! You're making him feel bad!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Ahh! Too many out of characters! What've I started! Ahhhhh! I better just start this thing over! ''{takes out the remote from the movie: Click}'' Here we go! ''{pushes button}''<br />
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''{The screen begins to quickly rewind the previous scenes, until TheDenzel is back at his computer desk}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{singing}'' -mail check tonight!<br />
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<blockquote class=email><div>subject: chemicals</div><br />
Dear TheDenzel,<br><br />
Have you ever worked in a lab? If so, have you used crystals, chemicals, or other stuff like that?<br><br />
Hoping for the caves to expand a lot,<br><br />
TheTwig</blockquote><br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' A lab? No. Certainly not. I've never worked in a cave and never will. Sorry. Whew! Saved my email show.<br />
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''{The paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*At the end, you can click on "Whew" to view a short clip:<br />
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''{Huey, Bubs and Strong Bad are standing at the concession stand}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' So, why are you still here, Huey?<br />
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'''HUEY:''' That is an excellent question, Bubs.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Didn't TheDenzel like... erase you ever appearing here.<br />
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'''HUEY:''' Indeed.<br />
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'''BUBS:''' So why are you still here?<br />
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'''HUEY:''' That is an excellent question.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, what?<br />
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{{TheDenzel-Mail/Template}}</div>Super Sam