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== Summary ==<br />
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'''Characters (In order of appearence):''' TheDenzel, Martian Emperor, Announcer, Homestar, Strong Bad<br />
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'''Places:''' TheDenzel's House, The Grocery Store<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{at his desk}'' Email? Did someone say email?<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>Random Question</div><br />
Mr. Denzel, <br/><br />
Can you jump on one foot while <br/><br />
spitting on the wall while <br/><br />
in a grocery store while <br/><br />
dancing in a basket while <br/><br />
answering this email? <br/><br />
KTHXBAI <br/><br />
littl jr. <br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{TheDenzel reads "Mr. Denzel" as You ''miss'''tered '''The'''Denzel and "KTHXBAI" as K-T-G-X-B-A-I}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Well, I guess I could!<br />
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''{cut to show TheDenzel in a grocery store isle. The Super-Den is placed on of the shelves. TheDenzel is jumping on his left foot, in a red shopping basket, and occasionally spits on a wall during the email. The Martian Emperor is standing next to him, examing the items on the shelf.}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{singing}'' I'll do anything ''{spit}'' for email! ''{spit}'' ''{stops singing}'' Seriously, look what I'm doing now! ''{spit}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>Foodstuffs</div><br />
Hey TheDenzel, <br/><br />
Have you ever tried making any edible foodstuffs? <br/><br />
Pter again <br/><br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{typing}'' Ahh! ''{spit}'' Not this ter... d guy again. ''{spit}'' Oh well. So, edible foodstuffs ''{spit}'', eh, Ter? Well I suppose I could! I would make my own ''{spit}'' brand of cereal! It'd be called ''{spit}'' TheDenzelios!<br />
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''{a yellow backround comes up. In red letters with a green circle behind it, the words '''THEDENZELIOS!''' bounce onto the screen. The announcer's voice is heard}''<br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' It's TheDenzelios! Everyone's favorite breakfast cereal! Mmm! Who can resist those lightning bolt shaped marshmallows? ''{an orange lightning bolt shows up on the right}'' Or those crunchy TheDenzel's head shaped crunchy things? ''{TheDenzel's logo shows up on the left}'' Oh boy! I can't wait! TheDenzelios! ''{the following words show up at the bottom of the screen in quotation marks}'' Part of a semi-balanced breakfast!<br />
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''{TheDenzel moves his way on to screen from the bottom of the screen. The commercial behind him blurrs.}''<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Don't believe us? Why not ask some of our consumers?<br />
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''{cut to show Strong Bad at the cashier check out. Homestar is behind the counter. A box of TheDenzelios is on the counter.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What? Five bucks for this box of cereal?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I don't make the prices, ma'am... sir.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is false advertising! I'd bet those little lightning bolt shaped marshmallows look nothing like lightning bolts. They're probably all rounded off and mushy. And I know those TheDenzel's Head shaped crunchy things look way more like yellow flower pots!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Actually, no. Take a look for yourself! ''{opens up box and pulls out cereal}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{reaches inside}'' Ow! ''{pulls his hand out}'' Something cut me! ''{there is a small cut in his glove}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' It was the lightning bolt!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wow! I guess this isn't such a crappy cereal after all!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{walking on}'' Yah! My cereal is way better than you're candy bar!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wanna bet? Homestar, which is better.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I like marshmallows!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Ha! That means he likes mine!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No! My candy has Marshmallow vapor!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' Whatever. Mine's still cooler. ''{walks off}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' So, you got the five bucks?<br />
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''{cut back to commercial}''<br />
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' TheDenzelios! Get yours today! ''{mumbling, quickly.}'' TheDenzelios Incorperated is not liable for any babies, cereal eaters, grandmothers, Strong Bads or any living breathing creature who may be injured due to the non-mushyness of TheDenzelios. It's entirelly you're fault, don't say we didn't warn you.<br />
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''{Down goes the paper}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
*If you wait a few seconds, a wad of spit will go up on the screen.<br />
*At the end, you can click on the lightning bolt to see a small drop of blod drip down it.<br />
*Also at the end, you can click on the exclamation point to view a short clip:<br />
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''{Strong Bad and Homestar are standing at the register again}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I am so suing TheDenzel for cutting my gloves!<br />
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'''THEDENZEL:''' ''{popping up from behind the counter}'' Nu-uh! Not liable!<br />
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''{end}''<br />
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