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		<title>Bellstrom: New page: Im a bell goes to work. ==Summary== '''Cast (in order of their appearance): {{User:Im a bell/sig}}, Coach Z, Bubs, Strong Bad, [[HR...</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;New page: Im a bell goes to work. ==Summary== &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cast (in order of their appearance): {{User:Im a bell/sig}}, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Coach_Z&quot; class=&quot;extiw&quot; title=&quot;hrwiki:Coach Z&quot;&gt;Coach Z&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Bubs&quot; class=&quot;extiw&quot; title=&quot;hrwiki:Bubs&quot;&gt;Bubs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Strong_Bad&quot; class=&quot;extiw&quot; title=&quot;hrwiki:Strong Bad&quot;&gt;Strong Bad&lt;/a&gt;, [[HR...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Im a bell goes to work.&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Cast (in order of their appearance): {{User:Im a bell/sig}}, [[HRWiki:Coach Z|Coach Z]], [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[HRWiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], [[HRWiki:Strong Sad|The Master of Time and Space]], {{User:TheStick/sig}}, [[HRWiki:Homestar_Runner|Homestar dressed in a muffler costume]], [[HRWiki:The Announcer|The Priesnouncer]].'''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Places: Im a bell's Computer Room, [[HRWiki:Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Concession Stand]], Center of the Universe, [[Homestar Intelligence Agency|The HIA]], [[HRWiki:The House of The Brothers Strong|SB's House]], A Church.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:'''''{singing}'' I should have told you all I wanted was to check e-mai-il, but you wanted me to be the deletin' o-one!&lt;br /&gt;
''{high voice}'' yes you di-id!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote class=imabell&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Jorbs&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dare Bellstrom,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;wart kindar jorbs yous grot?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Rappa Zay&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''IM A BELL:''' Uh oh. A Coach Z e-mail.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{types in &amp;quot;translataz.exe&amp;quot;}''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote class=imabell&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div&amp;gt;Jobs&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;Dear Im a bell,&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;What kind of jobs do you have?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;Coach Z&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}''I got tons of jobs. One for each day of the week. Except for Monday. That's when I check e-Mail (there's a time warp thingy involved). And except Saturday, that's when Bo-bobo's on! On Tuesday, I go over to work at Bubs's with Strong Bad. Although, usually he makes me eat old, sweaty, food-shaped costumes.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Im a bell is eating the Sad Clowndog costume}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' Just keep eating that Sad Clowndog! Hey, where's Strong Bad?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:'''''{from inside Im a bell's stomach}'' HELP ME!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Wednesday, I go make supernovas and wormholes in the center of the Universe with Strong Sad-I mean, &amp;quot;The Master of Time and Space&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to the Middle of the Universe}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:''' Time/Space Master, do we really have to destroy Alpha Centauri?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE MASTER OF TIME AND SPACE:''' YES WE DO!!! Now, hand me Halley's Comet.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Thursday, I go run the HIA.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to the HIA}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:''' Yo twiggy! What's our, uh, ya know, gig fo' today?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THESTICK:''' Don't call me twiggy, Im a bell! And this is your week off, remember?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Im a bell pulls out a Tommy gun}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''  Now look twiggy! You are to call me Don Belletto! And you tell me today's plan or you ain't gettin' no piece of the action, but your gettin' a piece of the lead from this heater, capiche?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE STICK:''' Why do you always act like a mafia boss when you come here?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Friday, I go to Strong Bad's house to beat a muffler with a lead pipe. Or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to SB's house. homestar is dressed in what appears to be a muffler costume}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Just keep on hitting me! Hit me! Hit me down!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:''' Are you sure that's a muffler?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... Yeah, why not?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:''' Okay!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Im a bell hits homestar multiple times. cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' On Sunday, I go to church.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut to a church. Im a bell can be seen hanging from the church's belfry. The Announcer is a priest conducting a wedding}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''THE PRIESNOUNCER:''' And do you, Bubs, take Coack Z to be your lawfully wedded freak?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BUBS:''' How did you talk me into this again?&lt;br /&gt;
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''{cut back to the computer}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{typing}'' The weird thing is, Coach Z marries Bubs EVERY Sunday! ''{stops typing}'' Well, I gotta go make black hole cake for Strong Sad. Say, You know what would go great with that? Fried Sad Clowndog Costume!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Im a bell leaves. The Paper comes down}''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Real-World References==&lt;br /&gt;
*The Email Intro Im a bell sings is a reference to a [[Wikipedia:Godley &amp;amp; Creme|Godley &amp;amp; Creme song, &amp;quot;Wedding Bells&amp;quot;.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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