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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Scene starts showing a large chocolate factory, but it isn't the magical factory of dreams we're all familiar with. Instead, it's an ugly, smoke-spewing behemoth of a place, and cranking gears can be heard in the background. In two words: NOT PRETTY. CHARLIE, GRANDPA JOE, VERUCA SALT, MIKE TEAVEE, VIOLET BEAUREGAURDE, AGUSTUS GLOOP, and their respected PARENTS are waiting outside.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' Well, this is it! This is that factory I wanted to visit so much.<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' It doesn't look like much.<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' But... but... but this is the greatest day of my life! It'll have to get better once we get inside!<br /> <br /> '''VERUCA:''' Daddy, what is this place? I am entirely unsatisfied with this factory.<br /> <br /> '''MR. SALT:''' I'm sorry, little girl, but there aren't any more chocolate factories around. This is the only one I could <br /> <br /> show you.<br /> <br /> '''VERUCA:''' THEN BUILD ONE!<br /> <br /> '''MR. SALT:''' Okay, then. I'll do that right away.<br /> <br /> ''{A limo comes up and picks the two up, where they leave offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''MIKE:''' Wait... why am I even here in the first place? I hate chocolate! I'm going to go watch television or whatever it <br /> <br /> is kids do these days.<br /> <br /> '''VIOLET:''' I'm going, too. I only tried getting that ticket just because my competitive spirit wouldn't let me not win it! I don't actually want to tour some dumb factory!<br /> <br /> ''{The two of them and their parents leave.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' Well, I guess it's just me and Agustus!<br /> <br /> ''{Agustus falls over onto the road, and an ambulance comes onscreen and picks him up.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' ...well, I guess it's just me! YAY!<br /> <br /> ''{At this point, a dreadful little tune is heard, and the front gates to the factory creak open loudly. WILLY WONKA steps out onto the scene.}''<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' Well, ladies and gentlemen... or gentleman and other gentleman, I should say. Welcome to my amazing factory! Isn't it great? Couldn't you just die?<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Wonka, I've seen better factories in depressing homages to classic children's books! What is this place, anyways?<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' Only the most ''amazing'' place of ''wonder'' you'll ever feast your eyes on! Come along for the adventure!<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' Yay!<br /> <br /> ''{The scene then cuts to them in a large room with rusty pipes on the ceiling going into a large, bubbling vat. What looks like oil is gushing out of the pipes and into the vat.}''<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' This is where my chocolate is mixed and refined to its greatest flavor, and then carried off to other rooms by members of a small impoverished nation that I brought hear illegaly and am now exploiting! AND HERE THEY ARE NOW!<br /> <br /> ''{A bunch of groaning Oompa Loompas in depressing gray factory suits come over, take the vat away, and carry it offscreen. Another group walks in with a new vat and places it down where the old one was, and then walk away moaning.}''<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' Well, this is... interesting. What's that terrible smell?<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' I'd tell you, but you'd probably never eat chocolate again. COME ALONG, NOW! We're going to the generator room!<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' ...yay?<br /> <br /> ''{Scene cuts to a depressing, dark room, lit by a single bulb. Several Oompa Loompas, in the same factory suits, are running furiously on tiny treadmills that are connected to a giant, hulking, glowing machine in the back. WONKA takes out a whip and cracks it in the air a few times, and then addresses CHARLIE and GRANDPA.}''<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' This is where I get all the power for my factory! It's also where I put everyone who tries to tempt me! Because '''NOBODY TEMPTS WILLY WONKA.''' Tee-hee!<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' Well, I'd have to say that this is mighty mean to those little men!<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' Oh, nobody actually ''cares'' what they think. They know that they're freakish little mutants. They're probably getting enjoyment out of this, because that's how freakish and little they are! Tee-hee!<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' ...you know, I think I've seen enough. I'm leaving here.<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' You don't want to see my inventing and market testing room?<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' Or the room where I abuse squirrels just because they're good at cracking open nuts?<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' Or even the room where we're working on TV chocolate and mind control?<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' NO! I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF IT!<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' Well suit yourself if you want to miss out on this once-in a lifetime experience!<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' Alright, I will!<br /> <br /> '''WONKA:''' FINE!<br /> <br /> '''GRANDPA JOE:''' FINE!<br /> <br /> ''{WONKA and GRANDPA JOE storm out in opposite directions, leaving CHARLIE out all alone.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHARLIE:''' Umm... yay?<br /> <br /> ''{Scene ends.}''<br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> Uncheck word wrap, and you don't have to capitalize names in actions. keep this in mind, because you're '''hired'''! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}<br /> :Awesome. Thanks. I was terrified that this was going to be too long and boring, and I'm so relieved that it isn't. {{User:SimplyMP/sig}}</div>

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