Chwoka at 23:26, 14 March 2009

2009-03-14T23:26:50Z

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''{The scene starts just like the beginning of The Dark Knight. The Joker walks into a bank with his henchmen, and walks towards the staff.}''

'''JOKER:''' ALRIGHT! THIS IS A STICKUP! ''{Searches through his pockets for a few seconds, only to find nothing.}'' .....Oh damn!

'''HENCHMAN #1:''' What is it?

'''JOKER:''' DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!

'''HENCHMAN #2:''' What is it boss?!

'''JOKER:''' ''{Sigh.}'' I forgot to pack the guns.

'''HENCHMAN #1:''' You idiot! .....Have you at least packed the grenades?

'''JOKER:''' ......Bloody hell! .....I forgot those too!

'''HENCHMAN #2:''' ....Then what do we intimidate them with? Did you at least bring the knives?

'''JOKER:''' Nope.

'''HENCHMAN #1:''' ......Damn. Then what do we do?

'''JOKER:''' How the hell should I know?

''{As they are saying this, the manager of the bank steps out of his office with a machine gun and sneaks behind the Joker without him noticing. He shoots the two henchmen, and is just about to shoot the joker until he turns around and notices him.}''

'''JOKER:''' Oh don't bother. I'm on my way out anyway. ''{Heads towards the exit, and then stops again, just to turn around.}'' I'll also have you guys know, that I KILLED A BUS DRIVER! .....damn it.. ''{Heads towards the exit some more, until a schoolbus drives through the wall and runs over the Joker, killing him.}''

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*So? What do you think? {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 23:04, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

It's like one joke, but it's short enough to pull it off.This type of joke sense would be a valuable asset to wiki TV. '''Hired'''! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

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Chwoka at 23:26, 14 March 2009