Chwoka at 13:51, 9 March 2009

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''{cut to the main boardroom at Wiki TV offices. Chwoka walks in and throws his suitvase on the table.}'' 

'''CHWOKA:''' Sorry I'm late, everybody, I got caught up in traffic. ''You have to do that when you fall behind.'' Oh, zing! 

''{He looks around at the rest of the boardroom, which is populated by Zoo and two interns.}'' 

'''INTERN 2:''' What? 

'''CHWOKA:''' I didn't expect you to understand, Alfie. It's alright, you don't know my science just yet. 

''{Chwoka sits down and opens up the suitcase.}'' 

'''ZOO:''' So what's this meeting for anyways? 

'''CHWOKA:''' I have a brand new idea I wanted to present to you all. Introducing...

''{Chwoka takes out a poster from the suitcase which shows a muscular, humanoid unicorn in an astronaut suit, holding a laser rifle. It is labeled UNICORN X.}'' 

'''CHWOKA:''' Unicorn X, television's newest hero! 

''{Intern 1 groans.}'' 

'''CHWOKA:''' Yes, Rick? 

'''RICK:''' That concept is just so...bland and boring. And all the other networks have had shows like that already. 

'''ALFIE:''' ''{nodding}'' Nicholas Muskrat, Attorney at Law! 

'''ZOO:''' And let's not forget "Linus and The Raptors". 

'''CHWOKA:''' Now, now, you haven't listened to my entire plan. Sure, it sounds like the standard animalian drama with comedy mixed in, but wait 'til you hear the twist... 

'''RICK:''' Oh, God no... 

'''CHWOKA:''' He lives in the 1980's! 

'''ZOO:''' Why? 

'''CHWOKA:''' Time travel. You see, he's the USSR's biggest commando, and- 

'''ZOO:''' The USSR were defunct after the 80's. 

'''CHWOKA:''' Communism sells, I've done my research. Anyways, now he has to deal with day-to-day life in what some would say is a new planet. And the twist is, ''it is!'' 

'''ALFIE:''' He's on a different planet? 

'''CHWOKA:''' Technically he was never born, but I'll get to that later. Anyways, the main meat of the show will come from him struggling as a non-alcoholic beer salesman. 

'''RICK:''' What the hell are you on about?! 

'''CHWOKA:''' Rick, I am sick ''{looks at the screen}'' ZING! ''{looks back}'' of your whining and extreme negativity. You're fired, Rick. 

''{Chwoka starts throwing markers at Rick. He flinches and yells ow and runs out.}'' 

'''CHWOKA:''' Now, where were we... 

'''ALFIE:''' Talking about the communist space unicorn who was never born who time traveled to a different planet stuck in our 1980's to sell non-alcoholic beer. 

'''CHWOKA:''' Did I mention he's an alcoholic? That's a drama machine right there, tons of potential. 

'''ZOO:''' So we could explore him succumbing to alcohol and his eventual rehabilitation? 

'''CHWOKA:''' I was thinking that it gave him superpowers. You know, like that one show with the thing and the lady. 

'''ALFIE:''' Mr. Chwoka? 

'''CHWOKA:''' Yes Alfie? 

'''ALFIE:''' I quit. 

'''CHWOKA:''' What? Why?! 

'''ALFIE:''' This network is a sinking ship, and this will just send it plummeting further. I have job offers at FOX. Thanks for having me. 

''{Alfie walks out.}'' 

'''CHWOKA:''' ...may we have a moment of silence for Alfie, a young man who left us today. He was a ''damn good soldier'' and Uncle Sam would be proud. ''{looking above and screaming}'' Don't think you've won just yet, you son of a- 

'''ZOO:''' Chwoka! 

'''CHWOKA:''' Yes? 

'''ZOO:''' We need to hire some new people to replace Alfie and Rick. 

'''CHWOKA:''' Got any guys on the market? 

'''ZOO:''' Hmm...there's this Ted Noid guy who wrote some old cantaloupe show that lasted a season. Then he wrote this thing about a fat, lazy dragon God with superpowers- 

'''CHWOKA:''' Hired! 

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Holy crap, gutbuster. You were failed, but now I just ''have'' to hire you! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}

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Chwoka at 13:51, 9 March 2009