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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Two men are walking in the woods.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' Yes! I'm going to finally find Bigfoot! I'll be a millionaire!<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' I still think you're off your meds.<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' When I'm done with this, I won't need meds! I'll be rich enough to find a cure!<br /> <br /> ''{Man 1 takes out a camera.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' Are you sure it's not just a bear? The footprint was the same exact shape.<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' But it was twice as big as an adult bear's!<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' So is your ego. That doesn't make either any less normal.<br /> <br /> ''{A roar is heard.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' My God! Get us out of here!<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' Are you insane? That's the roar of Bigfoot!<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' Did you ever consider that Bigfoot or whatever creature that is could potentially kill us?<br /> <br /> ''{Man 1 thinks for a moment.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' No...<br /> <br /> ''{The roaring gets louder.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' Then you better consider it now because I'm out of here, even if I have to leave without you!<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' But I can't stay here by myself! I'm afraid of the dark and you know it!<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' Make a fire!<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, a roar comes from a bush 5 feet away from the men. They both scream until the creature jumps out.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 2:''' Oh, you're freaking kidding me. It was just a bear cub.<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' With gigantic feet! I knew it!<br /> <br /> ''{Man 2 looks at Man 1 angrily and runs offscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' ''{pets cub}'' Hi there, moneymaker.<br /> <br /> ''{The cub makes a large roar and eats Man 1 alive.}''<br /> <br /> '''MAN 1:''' ''{in cub's stomach}'' Help! It's dark in here!<br /> ----<br /> I've heard it before. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}<br /> :Really? From where? {{User:JCM/sig}} 00:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::The church my grand mother goes to. {{User:Zoo977/sig}}<br /> <br /> The joke is kind of lame, but I know you're pretty good at writing, so I'll let you '''redo'''. Try to expand your ideas into a full-on sketch instead of just a transcribed one-liner, like Badstar did in his tryout. {{User:Chwoka/sig}}<br /> :OK, I hope this is better. {{User:JCM/sig}} 01:04, 15 March 2009 (UTC)<br /> ::Much better, more sketch-like. However, you had the characters explain something instead of putting it in action brackets. Keep an eye on that. '''Hired'''! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}</div>

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