https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Wiki_TV%2FBell 2026-05-15T20:02:39Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Wiki_TV/Bell&diff=123854&oldid=prev 2009-03-14T03:32:36Z

<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{The scene starts with Chwoka sitting on a recliner, smoking a pipe, and reading a newspaper. There is a desk with a phone on it right beside the chair. The phone rings.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Hmm? ''{picks up phone}'' Hello?<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ...I don't have an emergency.<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' Sir, don't call 911 unless you have an emergency.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' But you called me!<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' Sir, I do not know what you are talking about. Now, do you have an emergency, or not?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' No, of course not! You called me!<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' Sir, could you please calm down?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Calm down?! I will not calm down until you explain to me just WHY you guys called me!<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' Sir, please calm down, or we may be forced to come over to your house and arrest you.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ARREST ME?! YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED! THERE'S A LAW AGAINST DISTURBING THE PEACE, YOU KNOW!<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' ...Sir, I-<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!<br /> <br /> '''PERSON:'''''{from phone}'' ... ''{sighs}'' I am very sorry, sir, but you've forced me to do this.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' &quot;THIS&quot;? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, &quot;TH-<br /> <br /> ''{a police officer kicks the door open. He, and another police officer, rush in, grab Chwoka by the arms, and carry him out}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' THIS IS ABSURD! I ORDER YOU TO LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!<br /> <br /> '''POLICE OFFICER:''' ... ''{sighs, pulls out a taser}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ...What are you-''{is tasered}'' AAARGHHHHHH-''{passes out}''<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the kitchen. The Noid is there, holding a phone and snickering. End scene}''<br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> A bit predictable, but solid enough to accept. '''Hired'''! {{User:Chwoka/sig}}</div>

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