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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>=== IVAN DRAGO MEETS CAPTAIN AMERICA ===<br />
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''Badstar as Ivan Drago''<br /><br />
''The Noid as Captain America''<br />
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''{fade in: a lemonade stand. Ivan Drago walks up and sits at the seat, and puts up a sign reading "OPEN"}''<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' Today is a day to win great cash for Russia.<br />
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''{Captain America walks by, and stops at the stand.}''<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' Hello, good sir, would you like to buy some lemon aid?<br />
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'''CAPTAIN AMERICA:''' Sure, kid. ''{puts a quarter on the table}''<br />
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''{Ivan gives Captain America a glass of lemonade from under the table}''<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' Thank you for helping support Russia.<br />
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''{Captain America spits out his lemonade}''<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' Too sour?<br />
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'''CAPTAIN AMERICA:''' RUSKIES?!<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' What is wrong with the great Russia?<br />
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'''CAPTAIN AMERICA:''' Well, for one thing, you have a Godless economic system...<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' Like America is any better! You people think you are better then us! You think we are weak. But we are not. It is you who is weak!<br />
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'''CAPTAIN AMERICA:''' I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of us ''landing on the moon''.<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' Well, in Russia, we- ... <br />
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''{Long moment of silence}''<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' ... It is you who is weak!<br />
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'''CAPTAIN AMERICA:''' Listen, Reddie. I don't want to embarass your awful, winter-plagued coutnry any more. Now get along.<br />
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'''IVAN DRAGO:''' ...I must break you... with lemonade sales!</div>Poodlemuffin