https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Wiki-Con%2FSkitsWiki-Con/Skits - Revision history2026-04-10T23:12:04ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Wiki-Con/Skits&diff=33991&oldid=prevTyrannosaurus Lex: /* Sephiroth's Skit */2008-08-21T12:28:43Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Sephiroth's Skit</span></span></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>When adding a skit, use <nowiki>==NAME'S Skit==</nowiki>.<br />
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==The Game==<br />
== Im a bell's Skit ==<br />
''{scene opens to Gin sitting next to Ichigo}''<br />
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'''GIN:''' I didn't want to be a soul reaper, anyway. I wanted to be... ''{stands up, transforms into a Quincy}'' A QUINCY!<br />
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''{background changes to Gin standing atop the Grand Fisher}''<br />
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'''GIN:''' Leaping from hollow to hollow! The smell of fresh-cut masks! The fall of mighty hollows! ''{pulls Rangiku onscreen}'' With my best girlie by my side! We'd sing! SING! SING!!! ''{singing}'' I'M a Quincy and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I kill all day!<br />
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''{Kisuke, Ichigo, and Shirosaki appear in the background dressed as Quincies}''<br />
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'''THEM:'''''{singing}'' He's a Quincy and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!<br />
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'''GIN:'''''{singing}'' I kill hollows, I eat my lunch! I go to the lavatory! On Tuesdays I go shopping, and eat buttered skulls for tea!<br />
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'''THEM:'''''{singing}'' He kills hollows, he eats his lunch! He goes to the lavatory! On Tuesdays he goes shopping, and eats butters skulls for tea! He's a Quincy and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!<br />
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'''GIN:'''''{singing}'' I kill hollows, I skip and jump, I like to piss on owls! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.<br />
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'''THEM:'''''{singing}'' He kills hollows, he skips and jumps, he likes to piss on owls! He puts on women's clothing? And hang around in bars?! He's a Quincy and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!<br />
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'''GIN:'''''{singing}'' I kill hollows, I wear high heels, glasses, and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!<br />
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''{from "just" to "papa", the screen shows a picture of Uryu Ishida's father in a pink dress}''<br />
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'''THEM:'''''{singing}'' He kills hollows, he wears high heels, glasses, ''{stop singing}'' AND A BRA?!!! ''{mumbling angrily}''<br />
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'''GIN:'''''{singing, oblivious}'' ...just like his dear papa!<br />
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'''RANGIKU:'''''{crying}'' Oh, Gin! I thought you were so rugged! ''{runs off}''<br />
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'''''END OF SKIT.'''''<br />
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== Zippy's Skit ==<br />
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''{Plok (Zippy) gets up on stage.}''<br />
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'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Hey, everyone! Time for my one-man show!<br />
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''{Crickets chirp.}''<br />
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'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Who... uh, who wants to hear a joke?<br />
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'''CRICKET:''' Get off the stage!<br />
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'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Hey, screw you, buddy! Ahem... so, I just flew in from Anytown, and what's the deal with airline food?<br />
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''{Pause.}''<br />
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'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Wait. I think I did that wrong. Okay, let's start over. Have you seen those Chunky bars? Yeah, that's what kids want with their candy. ''Fruit''.<br />
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'''CRICKET:''' You suck!<br />
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'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Hey, shut up! I'm going to the food court.<br />
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''{Zippy walks off the stage. A man walks to the microphone.}''<br />
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'''JERRY SEINFELD:''' What's the deal with airline food?<br />
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'''CRICKET:''' Ahahaha! It's funnier because he's famous.<br />
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'''''END OF <s>LINE</s> SKIT'''''<br />
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== Sephiroth's Skit ==<br />
''{ZORC AND PALS: GUEST STARRING SEPHIROTH!}''<br />
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'''OPENING:''' "Who's that crazy kook destroying the world, it's Zork, It's ZORK AND PALS! This episode was filmed on stage in front of a dead audience!<br />
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''{Scene opens to a living room. Bakura is sitting at the TV.}''<br />
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'''ZORC (DRACULA):''' BAKURA! I'M HOME!!<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' ZORC! You missed dinner! It's 9 O'Clock! Dinner was at Seven!<br />
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'''ZORC (DRACULA):''' I WAS TOO BUSY DESTROYING THE WORLD!!!!<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' That's my Zorc! ''{Laughter}''<br />
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'''ZORC (DRACULA):''' By the way, a friend is coming over.<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' What!? Zorc!!!!<br />
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''{Sephiroth enters.}''<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH (ALUCARD):''' Hello Everyone!<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' Hello...<br />
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'''ZORC (DRACULA):''' THIS IS SEPHIROTH.<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH (ALUCARD):''' I knew Zorc from College! He was my room mate!<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' Nice to meet you...<br />
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'''ZORC (DRACULA):''' WE USED TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' That makes everything fine then!<br />
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'''SEPHIROTH (ALUCARD):''' And we killed all the students, and our teachers, and BROUGHT THE DEATH OF BILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD!!!<br />
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'''ZORC (DRACULA):''' WHICH I DESTROYED!!<br />
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'''BAKURA:''' That's my Zorc!<br />
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'''END OF SKIT'''</div>Tyrannosaurus Lex