Brerose: /* The Game */

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‎The Game

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==The Game==
''{Alucard (Sephiroth) Comes in.}''

'''ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH):''' Hello? Anyone here?

'''TORNADOMAN (VAN):''' Hi, Alucard!

'''CRASHMAN(RYAN):''' This is great! I mean, Anthro Wiki sucked, but this is so cool!

'''CENTAURMAN(PTER):''' But without the idea, you'd have never existed, Ryan.

'''AIRMAN(FANG):''' He's right.

'''TENGUMAN (CYRUS):''' Wow! I haven't had an appearence since SSBR!

'''PHOENIX (TAHU):''' OBJECTION! What about SSS?

'''GRIM REAPER (R2-X6):''' Beep Boop!

'''TENGUMAN (CYRUS):''' True...

'''ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH):''' You understand droid?
(LIAME):''' Yo, Bluefox guy!

'''CRASHMAN (RYAN):''' That's Crashman to you, Ian! Or...is it Anthony?

''{Dracula (Zorc) Comes in.}''

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' HELLO GUYS.

'''ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH):''' Zorc!.... I mean Dracula! Kinda... Where's your costume?

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' I HAVE A CAPE.

'''ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH):''' Oh.

''{Demyx's (Badstar) group walks in.}''

'''SAIX (DEMYX):''' Hi everybody!

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' HELLO. I AM ZORC. I MEAN DRACULA.

'''ROXAS (GILLIGAN):''' I don't wanna be Roxas! Roxas is stupid!

'''AXEL (GSM):''' Shut up, Gilligan! I mean Roxas!

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' WHERE IS THIS ROXAS YOU SPEAK OF? I WILL DESTROY HIM.

'''ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH):''' Dracula, you've got some 'Splaining to do!

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' UH OH.

''{Laugh track.}''

'''IAN FROM SMOSH (LIAME):''' I Love Lucy, good show, good show.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' WHO'S THIS LUCY? I WILL DESTROY HER!!!... OR CONVINCE UWE BOLL TO MAKE A KINGDOM HEARTS MOVIE!!!

'''FRED (CRICKET):''' Chirp, chirp cha chirp! ''{Dracula, it's an old TV show.}''

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' I KNOW YOU INSOLENT FOOL.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' ''{Walking on the ceiling}'' This is awesome! No wonder Xigbar always does it!

'''NUMA (GASPER 2):''' I want up there, but I'm fat, I can't go up.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' DON'T LAND ON MY DRAGON.

'''DEMYX (BADSTAR):''' Hey, you're Zorc from my favorite TV show, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnzRerTBOO0&feature=related Zorc & Pals!] Can I have your autograph?

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' OKAY. ''{Puts a pen in his dragon, and the dragon writes his name on a photo, and gives it to Demyx.}'' HERE YOU GO.

'''KENPACHI (BELL):'''''{walks up with Yachiru (Niblet) on his back}'' Hmm... Looks like I can find a few good challenges here. ...Wow. That vendor dressed as Kisuke Urahara was right. You DO act like the person you're dressed as.

'''YACHIRU (NIBLET):''' You said it!

'''GIN (BLING):''' Quiet, you.

'''KENPACHI:''' Hmm... Y'know what? I'm gonna go get a Kisuke costume instead, 'kay? ''{warps off, warps back as Kisuke}'' There. Niblet, get outta here.

'''YACHIRU:''' Right... ''{warps off}''

''{Kuro warps in dressed as Shirosaki}''

'''SHIROSAKI (KURO):''' Hey.

'''KENPACHI:''' Ah. Good. We needed a fifth.

'''ICHIGO (TRACY):''' Ooh. Nice costume. We could use a Hollow Ichigo.

'''SHIROSAKI:''' CALL ME SHIROSAKI. THIS IS A FAN CONVENTION. USE MY CHARACTER'S FAN NAME.

'''ICHIGO:''' Eep.

'''RANGIKU (SARAH):'''''{runs in, the rest of the group's jaws drop}'' Sorry I'm late, guys. It was hard to find a Rangiku costume that wasn't for fat women who thought they were pretty.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' HEY. YOU GOT IT LUCKY. I'M TOO BIG AND FAT FOR A COSTUME, SO I HAVE A CAPE. HOWEVER, MY DRAGON HAS A PROPER COSTUME. IT'S A DRAGON.

'''KISUKE (BELL):''' Say, Sarah, d'you think it's wise to be going as Rangiku even though there are perverted nerds everywhere?

'''RANGIKU:''' Wel, you can just beat them up, right?

'''KISUKE:''' Oh. Right.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' DON'T WORRY. I HAVE A WIFE AT HOME. MARIK.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' ''{Firing bullets out of his guns. Firing them everywhere.}'' WHEEE!!!

'''GIN:''' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, XIGBAR, STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' I'LL SMACK HIM. ''{Smacks Xigbar with the dragon head.}''

'''AIRMAN (FANG):''' Wait...isn't that...KYUBII?!

'''KISUKE:''' Yeah, I think that's him.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' How does Airman know my name?

'''TENGUMAN (CYRUS):''' Wait, I know you too! Kyubii...isn't it? My memory's been fuzzy these days.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' Hmmm.. wait... Cyrus!? Wait.... ''{Looks at Centaurman (Pter). Gasp}'' YOU!!!

'''IAN (LIAME):''' Ahh, anthros. Good times, GOOD TIMES!

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' That voice...KYUBII!?

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' PTER!?

'''CRASHMAN (RYAN):''' COOKIES?!

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' ''{In shock}'' I didn't expect to see you here, Pter...

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' ...Me neither...

'''TENGUMAN (CYRUS):''' Oh, dammit. We've got two archenemies here and we didn't even know it.

''{The speaker goes off, it sounds like the Drive-Thru Whale}''

'''SPEAKER:''' ATTENTION, CONNERS. THE MARKETPLACE IS NOW OPEN FOR YOU TO PUT UP SHOP. SHAVE YOUR BROWN, PLEASE, IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' I had always planned to beat the crap out of you if I had ever met you again. But now, for some reason... I don't think I want to.

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' I was thinking the same thing.

'''KISUKE:''' Great. I just lost my excuse to sell weapons at the shop I'll be setting up.

'''CRASHMAN (RYAN):''' Who be that?

'''TENGUMAN (CYRUS):''' That's Kyubii. Back in FCUSA, he used to be best friends with Kyubii. Years later, they got into a fight and split up, and Pter pretty much clung to Fang, and treated him as his best friend.

'''TORNADOMAN (VAN:)''' And now, instead of pummeling him, Kyubii seems like he's sorry for what he's done.

'''AIRMAN (FANG):''' I think Van's right.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' I DON'T CARE.

'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Hey, everyone!

''{Pause.}''

'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' I'm Plok. The guy from the video game. Plok.

''{Pause.}''

'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' So nobody's heard of Plok.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' I HAVE!

'''KISUKE:''' I've seen him before, but that was only from a webcomic where someone was using a Plok-based Megaman edit and calling himself Plokman.

'''PLOK (ZIPPY):''' Oh, good. For a second I thought I was alone here. To the 'con!

'''ROXAS (GILLIGAN):''' Seriously, can I please costumes!? I hate Roxas! In fact... I don't think organazation XIII that much...

'''DEMYX (BADSTAR):''' ''{Sigh}'' FINE... just dress as someone else from Kingdom Hearts 2!

'''ROXAS (GILLIGAN):''' Okay! ''{Walks away. Comes back dressed as Kairi.}'' Hows this?

''{Everybody is staring at Gilligan weirdly.}''

'''KAIRI (GILLIGAN):''' What? Haven't you all ever seen a catboy dressed as a girl before?

'''ICHIGO:''' No, that's not it. The problem is that all of us are wearing costumes that make us like the characters we're cosplaying as. I suggest you change your costume again before you become a catgirl, which will likely make some nerds kidnap you.

'''KAIRI (GILLIGAN):''' ''{Runs off. Comes back dressed as Sora.}'' Will this do?

'''ICHIGO:''' Yeah, that'll do.

'''AXEL (GSM):''' NO, THAT WILL NOT DO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSED AS AN ORG MEMBER!!!! FAIL!!! YOU FAIL!!!!! FA-

'''SORA (GILLIGAN):''' ''{Pulls out keyblade and whacks Axel over the head with it.}''

'''AXEL (GSM):''' ...Nevermind.... ow....

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' ''{Jumps off of the ceiling.}''

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' Listen...I'm...sorry for the fight we got in.

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' THAT WASN'T A FIGHT. THAT WAS A SCUFFLE!!! A REAL FIGHT ENDS WITH PAIN, TORTURE AND BLOODSHED!! JUST LIKE WHEN I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD. AND THEN I AM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD. THEN I WILL DESTROY THAT TOO!

'''KISUKE:''' Why destroy Disney World? It's too much fun! Destroy Eurodisney instead.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' Pter... I'm sorry too... and I was wondering if.... maybe... we could start over?

'''STUDIO AUDIENCE:''' Awwwwwww...

'''SORA (GILLIGAN):''' CRAP! THEY FOLLOWED ME HERE!!! ICHIGO, GET THE GUN!!!!

'''ICHIGO:''' Here! ''{tosses a machine gun to Sora}''

'''CENTARMAN (PTER):''' You mean...be friends again?

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' ...Yeah. If you don't want to, I understand... I was a jerk back then... and if you don't wanna be my best friend again... well, I guess I deserve it.

'''STUDIO AUDIENCE:''' Awww-

'''SORA (GILLIGAN):''' ''{Starts firing at the audience with the machine gun}''

''{Zorc's Dragon quickly proceeds to eat the audience.}''

'''DRACULA (ZORC):''' FINE I WILL DESTROY EURODISNEY.

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' I want you to be my best friend again...but that means I'll have two best friends, you and Airman over here.

'''AIRMAN (FANG):''' Yo.

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' Thats okay. I have one question, though.

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' What is it?

'''XIGBAR (KYUBII):''' Where the hell did that hair come from?

'''KISUKE:''' I suppose Dongrels grow blonde hair once they reach a certain age.

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' Other way around. Pteradoneans grow hair of any color at a certain age.

'''KISUKE:''' But you just said you don't know how you got the hair!

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' Gr...grah...

''{Centaurman (Pter) jumps onto the WUW page and erases the line}''

'''CENTAURMAN (PTER):''' THERE! I never said it.

'''DEMYX (BADSTAR):''' Wheres Saix?

'''AXEL (GSM):''' I think he went to the bathroom.

''{Saix (Demyx) walks in. He's charred. He looks shocked. Eye twitches}''

'''DEMYX (BADSTAR):''' Whoah... you look like you just witnessed a hellish crap...

'''SAIX (DEMYX):''' HORRIBLE IMAGES!!!!!!!

'''KISUKE:''' I knew I shouldn't have let that clone of mine buy that Hell Burrito.

''{Darth Vader (Styx Fan) and his group}''

'''DARTH VADER (STYX FAN:)''' Sorry were late, Eddie had to have that Burrito.

''{Buinika (Sarette) enters, using her tentacles to open the door.}''

'''BUINIKA (SARETTE):''' ABCDEFGHI!

'''SOLID SNAKE (RAIKU):''' Hi

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