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<p>Created page with &#039;&#039;&#039;{JCM is walking down a hallway. As he turns a corner, he catches his toe on a suspiciously heightened floor tile. He stubs his toe, somehow breaking his leg and both his arms.}...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{JCM is walking down a hallway. As he turns a corner, he catches his toe on a suspiciously heightened floor tile. He stubs his toe, somehow breaking his leg and both his arms.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' I have been crippled! ''B'Gosh''!<br /> <br /> ''{JCM falls to the ground. Time passes and people walk by.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Will nobody help me up? I have falle<br /> <br /> ''{Some Chooms walk up to JCM.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOID:''' Hahahahaha bleedy baby fell on the ground!<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' We are going to laugh at you!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Let's throw school supplies at him!<br /> <br /> ''{The Chooms throw pencils, paperclips, pens and desks at JCM.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' How harsh of them! Perhaps if I got help I could defeat my nemeses like David to Goliath!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a brightly-colored room. Raiku, Strong Rad and Strong Intelligent are there.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Please, my friends, h<br /> <br /> ''{JCM enters the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' elp me vanquish my foes! It is Gosh's wish that we all work together!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG INTELLIGENT:''' ''{to self, in a Rainman-esque monologue}'' I don't like to perform co-op. I do better in campaign or single player, for there is nobody to hold me back but my self-doubts, and they cannot stop me from burning ''down my school''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG RAD:''' Rufufafurgfurfghghghgggg ''{spits up all over pants}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' I will help.<br /> <br /> ''{Raiku stands up and triumphant horns blare. An American flag flies behind him and somewhere, an eagle cries in joy. God Bless are country.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' I, too, know the pain and suffering of being a target. I have changed, however, and now I am stronger than I have ever been, both physically and mentally. Let us go and challenge this ''{disdainfully}'' ''scum''.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' Verily<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the hallway. The Chooms are smoking cigarettes with both hands. JCM and Raiku walk up to them, haughtily.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' What do you want, bustre?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' We have come to say &quot;no more&quot;!<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' No more!<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Quit throwing school supplies at us or we ''will'' tell.<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' That's right!<br /> <br /> '''NOID:''' You're both ugly.<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB giggles uncontrollably. He starts wheezing because he's fatter than hell gotDAMN}''<br /> <br /> '''BROOKSIE:''' Hey, kids, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen--get in hot water with us and you're dead meat.<br /> <br /> ''{/me ba dum tosh}''<br /> <br /> ''{All the Chooms throw bulldozers and steam shovels at the two little babbies. They do not die but their egos are bruised rather badly.}''<br /> <br /> '''JCM:''' What have we learned from this, Raiku?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' We have learned to never loo</div>

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