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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Cut: The front of a brick school, at the asphalt playground. Two boys are standing, one named Tucker, with a squat, vaguely pear shaped head with a short mohawk, a sleeveless, black &quot;JOHN CENA&quot; shirt, red athletic shorts and a phony bling necklace around his neck, and a portly boy named Jimbob, wearing a mesh trucker cap embroidered with the words &quot;AMERICAN PRIDE&quot; accompanied with an embroidered eagle shedding a single tear, a dinghy white &quot;AMERICAN PRIDE&quot; t-shirt, and the ever dreaded jorts(jean shorts). Both boys seem to be arguing with each other.}''<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' MY DOG IS BETTER THAN YOUR DOG! MY DOG'S HALF WOLF!<br /> <br /> '''JIMBOB:''' Oh yeah? My dog's half lion!<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' LIONS ARE FELINE, RETARD<br /> <br /> '''JIMBOB:''' shut up my dad could beat your dog's ass<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' MY DAD COULD BEAT YOUR DAD!<br /> <br /> '''JIMBOB:''' No, my dad could beat your dad!<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' John Cena could beat YOUR DAD!<br /> <br /> '''JIMBOB:''' TRIPLE H COULD BEAT JOHN CENA!<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' WANNA FIGHT?<br /> <br /> ''{Tucker is red faced from the exertion of yelling.}''<br /> <br /> '''JIMBOB:''' no not really<br /> <br /> ''{A taller, probably older kid walks by, his head out of camera's view. He gives Tucker a quick shove to the chest, knocking him over. After a couple moments, he gets to his feet, his face redder than a beet.}''<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' Oh no, HE'S DONE IT NOW!<br /> <br /> ''{TUCKER pauses his rant to pant angrily. Sweat beads his brow.}''<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' LEMME FUEL UP, AND I'LL LAY THE SMACKDOWN!<br /> <br /> ''{Tucker produces a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew from his backpack, unscrews the cap, tips his head up and starts chugging, pausing often to noisily breathe from his nose. In about a minute, the bottle is empty. He stuffs the empty container back into his backpack.}''<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' Okay, watch this! I'll PILEDRIVE that jerk! ARG!<br /> <br /> ''{Tucker charges the kid that pushed him. On his way, he pukes out a large volume of the Mountain Dew he drank earlier, and falls over.}''<br /> <br /> '''JIMBOB:''' I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT MUCH!<br /> <br /> '''TUCKER:''' NO YOU DIDN'T!<br /> <br /> ''{Jimbob sits down and plays his game boy.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;'''MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH SODA'''&lt;/center&gt;</div>

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