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<p>Protected &quot;<a href="/wiki/User:TheCheese/TheCheese" title="User:TheCheese/TheCheese">User:TheCheese/TheCheese</a>&quot; ([move=sysop] (expires 18:27, 21 January 2010 (UTC)))</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>One thing that I've always wanted to do ever since I was little, <br /> I've always wanted to be abducted by a UFO.<br /> Yeah sometimes, I just go hang out in the woods.<br /> Im just waiting for that blue light (UFO noise) AHHHHHH.<br /> Thats how they [bleep] you up, by a beam of light.<br /> They [bleep] you up by your chest. and thats not nessecary, <br /> throw a rope ladder down, I'll climb up.<br /> I'm interested, I'm here for you.<br /> Don't [bleep] me up by my chest, that hurts.<br /> you're a hovering craft, <br /> why wouldnt I come in and poke around for a minute.<br /> <br /> It would be great to be abducted, what did you guys do this weekend?<br /> Dude we got hammered, it was awesome.<br /> Oh yeah, I was abducted. I was zippin around the galaxy. haha.<br /> <br /> Sometimes if I think about, if UFO's come down,<br /> I get a little concerned because then I thought this scenario,<br /> this would be the ultimate, full circle, slap in the face of the united states.<br /> What if this happens, because look, we're the greatest country on earth,<br /> but we get a little cocky from time to time...<br /> if we don't like the way your country is doin its business,<br /> we'll kick the door in, (door noise)<br /> <br /> Hey, hey, knock it off, you're buggin the world, cut it out.<br /> And if you don't listen to us, we'll throw all kinds of weapons <br /> and crazy [bleep] at 'cha...<br /> which we always apologize about using 20 or 30 years later,<br /> listen we're really sorry about that, we were a little drunk at the time,<br /> and we got a little rambunctious. the bomb, <br /> we didnt know it was gonna do that.<br /> we thought it was a contained blast and we didnt know<br /> it would make everything blow into smitherines...<br /> and you were being kinda a [bleep], country, country, <br /> you were being kinda a [bleep].<br /> Are we cool now? Do you mind if we leave 3/4 thousand toops and <br /> maybe some supplies here,<br /> you dont mind that do ya? DO YA MIND??? <br /> You wouldnt want us to get drunk again would ya!?<br /> High five us, photo op, (CHING)<br /> <br /> We get a little ha, we get a little cocky, what if this happens, oh my god,<br /> what if this happens.<br /> what if the mother ship, (booooooom) comes over middle america,<br /> and we're all sitting watching tv,<br /> all the news crews are focus'd in and were sitting there watching,<br /> what if when the hatches finally open (chaaaaa)<br /> outta the UFO's come thousands of 100 foot native american indians?!<br /> <br /> We're gonna be watching like.. [bleep] those are huge indians.<br /> Please tell me there not giant indians, [bleep] they're huge indians,<br /> alright good game america, we had some fun huh?<br /> <br /> Hi giant indians, we did some [bleep]...and...uhhhh....ah aha ha.<br /> .....could you show us how to make giant corn!!??</div>

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