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<p>New page: {{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Things I&#039;ve Learned - A Page by Iori F. Yagami}} &#039;&#039;&#039;IORI:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey guys! I&#039;m Iori. What&#039;s this page for, you ask? Well, I made it to tell you some of the stuff I...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Things I've Learned - A Page by Iori F. Yagami}}<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Hey guys! I'm Iori. What's this page for, you ask? Well, I made it to tell you some of the stuff I learned.<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' With that brain, I'd find it hard for you to learn anything.<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Heeeeey! I take offence to that!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Or ''do'' you?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' I don't know anymore...<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Exactly.<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' So anyway, below this line is the things I've learned through out my life. It will be updated whenever I learn new stuff.<br /> <br /> ----<br /> *When it's an asteroid, it's outside the hemisphere. If it's a haemorrhoid, it's in your... Can I say that here? I'll just not.<br /> *Lock the front door of your house when you leave it.<br /> *Also lock the back door.<br /> *And the windows.<br /> *And bulletproof the windows.<br /> *And electrocute the doors.<br /> *Never lick a knife of any kind.<br /> *Don't touch the stove when it's on.<br /> *Or the toaster.<br /> *Blue is a color.<br /> *Roses can hurt you. They have thorns.<br /> *Don't try to eat them because they have thorns.<br /> *Open the car door(s) for the passenger(s), don't just swim up to the surface.<br /> *Don't eat the decorative soaps.</div>

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